Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？
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With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行
Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members
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- 602 Last Night's Steamy Encounter with a Sweet Young Wife 昨夜艳遇小娇妻 After a drunken one-night stand, Zhuo Jinhang ended up sleeping with a beautiful woman. When he woke up, he thought he would never see her again. Then, the very next day, he went out to eat with his best friend and discovered that she was his friend's cousin, Ye Di. She would soon become Zhuo Jinhang's PhD advisor, too. They acted like strangers by day and slipped into each other's beds at night. Their three-year secret romance was unbearably sweet. On the day he earned his doctorate, he finally 179Reads—Score—Shelves
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Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了
[Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi
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Heshen: Master of Power 和珅：权力的玩家
As a miniature reflection of the power structure during the Qianlong era, Heshen's life was forever entangled in the shadow of absolute imperial authority and the deep-rooted ills of the bureaucracy. From a penniless orphan living under another's roof in Lvrou Hutong to rising to the center of power through his gift for languages and financial acumen, his ascent was shaped by both the banner system and the emperor's political machinations. He was once a capable official who cleaned up the Minist
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- 605 Reborn, I Am Supreme 重生一世我为尊 Reborn into a new life, he somehow became an elementary school student. What can an elementary schooler even do? Unlimited resources, unlimited spells, unlimited divine powers. Well, that takes care of that. The blurb doesn't do it justice. Please head to the main story. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 606 I Just Became a System, and I've Driven Emperor Taizong of Tang Insane 刚成系统，我把唐太宗逼疯了 Overworked corporate drone Chen An drops dead and is reborn as a System, binding himself to Li Shimin. Beginner mission: kill your brothers at Xuanwu Gate. Advanced mission: meet the imperial examination KPIs. Ultimate goal: become a wage slave across all worlds. Watch a scheming System teach others how to behave, while the emperor of the ages learns to be humble. Your Majesty, have you completed today’s mission? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Strive for My Country’s Prosperity! [System] 我，为祖国富强而奋斗！【系统】
[Reborn + System + top student + patriotism + positive energy + feel-good story + no awful relatives] Su Xing was always on her own, the aloof goddess in everyone else's eyes. It seemed everyone took it for granted that beautiful women should keep their distance and remain unapproachable. Only Su Xing knew she was pretending to be aloof. In truth, she had severe social anxiety! She hated dealing with people and being noticed. All she wanted was to hide in the shell she thought was safe and coast
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I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝
I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward:
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- 609 The Goddess Is Peerless 女神天下无双 In this world, are you weary from all your struggles? A tale of awakening and enlightenment. The people and events you are destined to encounter will appear in different forms. The immortal Yuzi is reborn in the mortal world, where he studies, cultivates the Dao, and seeks immortality. It is said that during the Wei and Jin dynasties, society was in turmoil and the people were destitute. Ge Hong, Master Baopu, recorded in his Records of the Immortals that Yuzi, a perfected being of the Shangqing 2Reads6.8Score—Shelves
- 610 Crowned in Yellow Robes: From the Start, I Delivered Takeout to Cao Cao 黄袍加身，开局给曹操送外卖 Chen Ping'an transmigrates into a parallel world and binds to the Myriad Worlds Food Delivery System. Other people bind to Systems to cultivate immortality, fight monsters, and level up. He just has to deliver on time. Good reviews earn rewards; after three bad reviews, he's erased on the spot. His very first order is headache powder for Cao Cao. In the Prime Minister's residence, Cao Cao is writhing in pain on his bed when Chen sets the medicine on the table. “Your delivery is here.” With a k —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 611 I Told You to Pan for Gold! Do You Even Know What That Means? Why Are You Hauling It Away by Car? 让你淘金，淘金懂吗！你用车拉？ A financial crisis sent wages plummeting, and newly graduated students fought tooth and nail for jobs paying just 1,200 yuan. Fresh graduate Chen Feng couldn’t take the disappointment. He stayed home, hanging around doing nothing, smoking and drinking every day. Luckily, he awakened the Gold Prospector System. With a metal detect 19.1kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves
- 612 The Sequel to Journey to the West: The Late Tang Dynasty 西游后传之晚唐 [The setting follows the original Journey to the West and the Tang Dynasty, with Black Myth elements. This is not a brainless power fantasy!] “Storytellers all think I, Old Sun, only know how to fight and destroy the world! But they never realized I was born clever and resourceful!” “I'm the Messenger of the Pure Altar, not the Messenger of Purity. Who says you can't start a family after becoming a Buddha?” “So what if we obtained the true scriptures? Evil still runs rampant in the world! If I, 3Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 613 You Partied in Sanya; I Was Buried Before Dawn 你三亚享乐，我葬于凌晨 You lived it up in Sanya. I was buried at dawn. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 614 A Bite of Sugar 咬一口糖 [Print edition now available] Cold, aloof bad boy × sweet, well-behaved girl. Secret crush comes true, reformed playboy, sweet romance. Shen Queyan of Jiang University was notorious for his womanizing ways. Everyone was betting on who could tame him. Then one day, a sweet, obedient girl appeared at his side, and he doted on her without question. Some said she was the younger sister of Shen Queyan's closest friend. Xu Tang had been secretly in love with her brother's friend for a long time. It w 37.5kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves
- 615 After Losing My Job, I Deliver Food to Support My Family 失业后我送外卖养家 After Losing My Job, I Deliver Food to Support My Family —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 616 A Tour of an Introvert's Mind 一个I人的精神世界漫游记 [Eighty-One Trials] [Not Your Typical Power Fantasy] [The Occasional Bit of Reasoning] [No Writer’s Block] Ren Ren transmigrates into his own mind. What do you do without transportation? Don’t panic, we’ve got a van. That famous make of car is every bit as good as the White Dragon Horse, right? Let’s go! Let’s do this! Run them over, over and over! As for whether the protagonist lives or dies, we’ll kill him, but we’re not burying him! Who cares? After finally making it out of the small to —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 617 I Asked You to Bind the Fated Maidens, Not Turn Them All into Dao Companions 让你绑定天命女，你全发展成道侣 Li Xuanfeng transmigrates to a fantasy world and manages to become an outer sect disciple at Hundred Swords Mountain for three years. But his talent is mediocre, and he fails to reach the realm required by the sect. In a month, he will be sent down the mountain. At the critical moment, he binds the Destiny Return System. As long as he binds someone blessed by destiny, any cultivation-related gains they make will be returned to him at a random multiplier of ten to a hundred times! His destined ju 40.1kReads8.2Score5kShelves
- 618 I Mistook My Best Friend's Husband for My Boyfriend 错把闺蜜老公认成男友 I Mistook My Best Friend's Husband for My Boyfriend —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 619 Quick Transmigration: This Big Shot Has a One-of-a-Kind Style 快穿：这个大佬画风清奇 [No Romance] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Strong Female Lead] Ever since binding to the top-ranked powerhouse on the System’s forbidden list, 099 has felt that it might have misunderstood what “powerhouse” means. Other people’s powerhouses have glorious records and are admired by the world. Its powerhouse’s profile is blank apart from her name. Even her bio is cleaner than her face. Other people’s powerhouses take on missions as a side gig. For its powerhouse, everything except the missions is jus 4kReads9.2Score344Shelves
- 620 Night-Shift Security Guard: I Use Reason to Cut Down Glitches 夜班保安：我靠理智斩乱码 Night Shift Security Guard: I Cut Through Glitches with Reason 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 621 Xiao Wu's Story: Part Two 小伍的故事下篇 The story of Xiao Wu, a waiter who graduated from a junior college, as he works hard to advance his career and become an IT professional. Along the way, several senior colleagues offer him guidance and support. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 622 The Twenty-Four Histories Are More Interesting Than You Think 二十四史原来这么有趣 The mighty Yangtze flows east, its waves washing away heroes. The glazed tiles of the imperial palace reflect a thousand years of sunlight. These were the hands that once shook heaven and earth: Ying Zheng swung his sword to sever the chains of feudal rule; Li Shimin trampled the blood and bones of his brothers before the Xuanwu Gate; Zhao Kuangyin’s fingertips were warm as he used a cup of wine to strip his generals of their military power; Zhu Yuanzhang’s eyes were cold as frost when he had pe 2.3kReads8.8Score102Shelves
- 623 Immortality Forbidden: No Ascending to Immortality After the Founding of the Nation 禁仙：建国后不许成仙 Cheng Yuan is a blind massage therapist who experiences the world through smell and touch. During a massage, he accidentally touches an object that a deceased person used to carry: a yellowed ancient book. Several incomplete, blurry characters on its cover read “The Taiyi Secret Arts.” The moment his fingers touch the cover, he feels a sudden chill. It is not merely a physical sensation, but more like a resonance rising from the depths of his soul. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 624 Once I Came to My Senses, I Stopped Longing for the Past 清醒后不恋旧人 Once I Came to My Senses, I Stopped Pining for the Past —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 625 You Have a Golden Finger, but I Have an All-Powerful Mom! 你有金手指，我有全能妈妈！ Quick transmigration + System + life-simulation golden finger + strong heroine + billionaire + brainless wish-fulfillment story Also known as: There Is a God in This World, and Her Name Is Mom Main story complete [The Hongguo comic adaptation is now online: Here Comes the All-Powerful Mom] [The heroine has no romantic pairing, though various characters develop one-sided crushes in some small worlds.] [The heroine is invincible] Fang Jun had finally made it through her probation and completed her 21.5kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
- 626 On Our Fifth Wedding Anniversary, I Sent Her Straight to Prison 结婚五周年夜，我反手送她坐牢 On our fifth wedding anniversary, I turned around and sent her to prison. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 627 Reborn as the Ming Emperor, but the Ming Dynasty Is Already Gone 重生明帝，但大明已经没了 Li Yan is reborn. The good news: he’s the emperor of the Great Ming. The bad news: the Great Ming is already gone. The Southern Ming court is on the verge of collapse, the Qing troops are pursuing them south, and the court keeps fleeing south… Li Yan: “I’m done running! I’ll fight the northern barbarians to the death!” Factional infighting? Kill them! We’ll fight our way from Guangdong back to Beijing! Li Dingguo, Zheng Chenggong, Gu Yanwu, Huang Zongxi. This time, they won’t be disappointed! 32.9kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves
- 628 My Parents Gave All the Family Property to My Younger Brother, Then Asked Me to Support Them 家产尽弟，父母求我养老 My Parents Gave Everything to My Younger Brother, Then Begged Me to Support Them in Their Old Age —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 629 From the Start, I Sold Mattresses, and the Sleeping Heiress Became My Strongest Ace 开局卖床垫，沉睡富婆竟是我最强外挂 Selling Mattresses from the Start: The Sleeping Rich Heiress Turns Out to Be My Strongest Cheat —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Run! The Deranged Host Has No Heart 快跑，疯批宿主她没有心
[Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead] Li Ku was once a piece of deadwood from the Primordial Realm, rootless and adrift in the abyss. Her daily routine was to watch countless great demons enter in perfect shape and leave missing limbs. One day, someone claiming to be a Tasker mistook her for a treasure and brought her back to the Time and Space Administration. No freeloaders were allowed there, so Li Ku, gathering dust, was kicked into a mission world. What was a mission? In t
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The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶
The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned
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- 632 Love Me While I'm Still Alive 请在我活着时爱我 Love me while I'm still alive —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Incredible! The Little Junior Sister Keeps Escaping Death by a Hair's Breadth 神了！小师妹竟然次次死里逃生
Yu Yuan is a young heiress with a ten-digit bank balance. One day, she has a strange dream in which an unfamiliar old man tells her, “Long time no see!” In the blink of an eye, she becomes a pitiful character in a cultivation novel who’s about to die. She’s freaking out. Never mind, first things first: survive… Step one: find a master and learn some skills to stay safe. Somehow she becomes a direct disciple, and every one of her senior brothers is stranger than the last. The eldest senior bro
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- 634 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Refused to Marry the Male Lead 穿书后我拒嫁男主 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Refused to Marry the Male Lead —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 635 My Little Junior Sister Laughs Like a Madwoman, and the Whole Cultivation World Panics 小师妹疯癫一笑，整个修真界慌了 Yan Qi opens her eyes and finds herself in a novel as a pathetic cannon-fodder character who worships the male lead, goes crazy for him, and repeatedly bangs her head against a wall for his sake. The heroine uses the male lead as an excuse to work the original cannon fodder like a donkey, wringing every last bit of value out of her. Even worse, she wipes out her entire sect, sparing not even the starving, skeletal watchdog at the gate. Whoever wants to be this sucker can have the job. To stop he 4.4kReads8.9Score582Shelves
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Zhong Xiao'ai, Can You Handle This Kneel? 钟小艾，这一跪，你遭得住吗？
After being reborn, watch as they change their fate one step at a time, make up for the regrets of everything they lost in their previous life, and navigate the treacherous twists and turns of a turbulent world!
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- 637 You Cast Me Aside, Now I’m Beyond Your Reach 弃我如敝，他日高不可攀 You Cast Me Aside Like Trash. One Day, You'll Be Unable to Reach Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
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One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟，整疯修仙界
[System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr
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- 639 Qi Tongwei Marries Liang Lu: Are You Going to Repeat the Same Mistakes? 祁同伟娶梁璐：还走老路？ My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novels. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is my motivation to write, and I will strive to tell every story well! 35kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves
- 640 A Mutual Hunt, Both Driven by Deep Love 双向狩猎，皆是深情 A Hunt on Both Sides, Each Driven by Deep Affection —Reads—Score—Shelves
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What, I Only Transmigrated into a Book After My Fake Pregnancy Was Exposed? 啥，假孕暴露了才穿书？
A sharp-tongued heroine who loves making enemies × a former unhinged male lead who can’t go crazy anymore. (A hilarious transmigration-into-a-book story + System. Both leads are completely devoted to each other!!!) After becoming a vegetable, Wen Yao was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System and sent into a romance novel called Mr. Fu, His Substitute Wife Is a Miracle Doctor. The love triangle between the male lead, his one true love, and the substitute heroine went on for millions of wor
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- 642 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.3kReads8.1Score400Shelves
- 643 The Nonexistent Publishing House 不存在的出版社 The Nonexistent Publishing House —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 644 Who Needs to Study? I’m Raising Hell with My Rebellious Stepmom 学什么习，跟反骨后妈去作天作地 [A rebellious stepmother + a genius child + a variety show with kids in the early chapters + absurd, goofy couple + incredibly fast-moving romance] The Huo family spent a fortune hiring a beautiful stepmother on contract. Her resume said she spoke five languages, so she could help the child with his language studies. They planned to send her and the boy on a variety show and make a splash. But a month later, young master Huo Yan opened his mouth and spoke fluent Northeastern dialect: “Tomatoes 3kReads8.5Score351Shelves
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The Villainess Puts on a Show, and Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning 反派女配她装比，她让别人遭雷劈
[Ridiculous comedy + a cast of lovable idiots + lighthearted laughs + everyone’s favorite] [Complete] Tang Guo transmigrated into a book before she’d even taken off her pants. Good news: She comes from a prestigious family and can laze around. Bad news: She’s transmigrated as a villainess who’s destined to die. In the original story, she was supposed to grovel at the original male lead’s feet, only to have him run her through the heart with his sword. She wasn’t brain-dead, so of course she chos
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- 646 Overhearing His Thoughts: The Icy CEO's Mind Is Full of Pink Comments 偷听心声:高冷总裁内心全是粉红弹幕 Eavesdropping on inner thoughts: The aloof CEO’s mind is full of pink on-screen comments —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 647 He Spoiled His Concubine and Neglected His Wife. Reborn, I Broke Off My Engagement to the Scumbag and Married the Prince 宠妾灭妻，重生我退婚渣男嫁王爷 The physical book is available on all major platforms. Formerly titled Riding the Phoenix. [Reborn + Powerful Female Lead and Male Lead + Nation and World + Political Schemes] Before the age of seventeen, Shen Yu was the legitimate daughter of a military family who could wield a blade and charge into battle. After seventeen, she became the frail wife of Jiang Manor's Vice Minister Jiang. Her father and brothers died in battle, and the entire Shen family was honored for their loyalty. Bearing 90.8kReads9.5Score12.4kShelves
- 648 Hong Kong, 1993: My Era as a Director 香江1993：我的导演时代 In his previous life, he was the godfather of Hong Kong cinema. His films grossed over ten billion at the box office, and he won every major award around the world. Yet at sixty-three, he died alone in Hong Kong Sanatorium and Hospital. His woman had left, his brothers had gone their separate ways, and he hadn't even spent all his money. When he opened his eyes again, it was 1993. At twenty, fresh out of the Chinese University of Hong Kong, he had nothing but a diploma and a pack of Double Hap 407Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Little Villainess Has a Mind of Her Own 小反派她有自己的想法
[Cultivation] + [Fake System] + [Everyone’s Darling] + [Also Known As: How Am I Supposed to Save You, My Master?] Probably no romance. The System told Shen Ya, “We’re the villains. Our goal is to apprentice ourselves to the most powerful master, beat up the male lead, kick the female lead, and become the most hated villains in the cultivation world.” Little Shen Ya nodded, then threw her arms around the legs of a passerby with peerless beauty. Along with her brain-addled System, she joined a sma
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- 650 At Forty-Five, My Daughter and I Swapped Bodies, and I Made a Hundred Million 四十五岁，我和女儿互换身体后狂赚一个亿 At Forty-Five, My Daughter and I Swapped Bodies, and I Made a Hundred Million —Reads—Score—Shelves
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