An Eight-Year-Old Kid Bro Starts Slacking Off at School from Day One

Tao Tao transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an eight-year-old boy, beginning his life as an elementary school student. Meanwhile, his principal and teachers embark on a hellish ordeal.

After the principal wins an education bureau award, the homeroom teacher decides to celebrate by giving him a gift, confiscating and selling the students' personal belongings to raise the money.

At the awards ceremony, Tao Tao says, “Principal, to celebrate, we auctioned off the school and got you two cartons of premium cigarettes!”

Principal: “...”

The finance office sends students to work as child laborers for a farm owner, then charges them for the privilege, calling it “a taste of real life.”

Tao Tao says, “Principal, this field is so fertile, it wouldn't be strange to dig up a few shells! Here, this biggest one is for you, as a Teacher's Day gift!”

Principal: “...”

The logistics department organizes screenings of pirated movies at school, and somehow charges more than the cinema.

Tao Tao says, “Principal, you and the teachers have such refined tastes! Your hard drives have dozens of terabytes of Japanese adult films. No wonder the teachers are always so listless in class!”

Principal: “...”

“Please, little ancestor, hurry up and graduate already!”