At Seven, I Took Leave from School to Return to My Village and Officiate a Funeral!

Zhang Mo transmigrates to a parallel world and is reborn in the body of a seven-year-old child, going to school just like all the other little brats! Just then, the village chief suddenly rushes to the school! “Great-grandpa! One of the younger folks in our village has passed away!” “Please come back and preside over the funeral! We can't even start the banquet without you!” Zhang Mo is in class when he suddenly learns that he has to ask the teacher for leave and return to the village to preside over a funeral! The teacher thinks Zhang Mo is fooling around. The next moment, the village chief arrives at the school, calling him “Great-Grandpa” every other word and livestreaming Zhang Mo's trip back to the village! Everyone thought the young great-granduncle was just an ordinary seven-year-old boy! No one expected Zhang Mo to act nothing like a child, and soon the whole livestream is following his lead! [A BMW is coming your way at 260 kilometers per hour, speeding like crazy!] [There's a Mercedes racing right behind it!] [Wait, there's a tractor behind the Mercedes!] [That's right, this tractor's even more impressive. Its left turn signal is on, and it's trying to overtake!] [Adults nowadays can't even give a speech properly, but this little kid can actually preside over a funeral?!] [He even helps the adults butcher a hundred-jin pig! Is this kid really seven?!] [Everyone else cries at funerals, but as the eldest relative, you're throwing a happy funeral and having people dance on the grave?] “From now on, let's each have our own way of addressing one another. I'll call you Dad, and you call me Great-Grandpa. Dad, what are you looking for? Your Great-Grandpa will help you find it!” [A seven-year-old great-great-grandfather presides over a matchmaking event and takes the stage with Dilraba Dilmurat. At such a grand occasion, the Old Ancestor is busy showing off his AD Calcium Milk!]