American Comics: The Mad King of Arkham Unlocks Every Class

After landing in Arkham Asylum, Allen binds himself to an All-Purpose Career Development System. His first unlocked profession: Thief. His beginner training camp: the League of Assassins.

In a secret fortress in the Himalayan mountains, he gets beaten black and blue every day by the two daughters of the Ninja Master. By taking a beating, he grinds his Thief level all the way to 30. He plants explosives in the base's toilets and puts toothpaste in the cafeteria noodles. The entire League of Assassins petitions to have him transferred. Ra's al Ghul finally loses patience, gives him five hundred dollars in expense money, and sends him to attend a meeting of four dark factions, hoping someone will kill him along the way.

Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen are ordered to accompany him. As they watch this lunatic chase down taxis to ask for his change and use the code phrase "Restore the Ming, drive out the Qing" to exchange passwords with the Hand, they fall into a profound silence.

At the meeting, the leaders of the Black Hand, the Foot Clan, and the Hand take their seats. Allen steps onto the table and points at Shredder's armor. "Those four turtles and a nest of rats in the sewers beat you up every day, and you still have the nerve to sit here?"

Shredder loses it on the spot.

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