I Never Meant for All the Heroines to Fall for Me

Leaving aside the imposed settings and the protagonist's hypocritical behavior, the constant descriptions of him frequenting red-light districts and remaining unmoved by women throwing themselves at him, and the repeated emphasis on the female leads being the original female lead's women—this is like dating someone and repeatedly telling them in front of them how many women you've slept with—it's disgusting. Do you really need to keep emphasizing that? The master's scenes also have a strong yuri undertone. The female lead's character is even more disgusting and selfish; she tells herself that she earned the things the male lead gave her and that it had nothing to do with him. In front of the master, she insists that the credit for the conversation between the male lead and the master is hers, and to avoid being exposed, she even runs away. How long are you going to keep this misunderstanding going...?

I have a terrible headache and need to take a day off.

This is my first time writing a long review. It has no flaws, plenty of enjoyable moments, sound logic, and perfect character development. The speculation about the Empress's mortal form and the bald coachman's identity was truly ingenious, fooling the reader. The character design is also very pleasing, especially the adorable and innocent Xiao Yuli; for a pervert like me, it's more heart-fluttering than erotic. I've seen some comments mentioning the slow pacing, and I'm worried about that too. I'm concerned that the author might change the pacing after reading the reviews. To illustrate, let's assume that readers who prefer a fast or slow pace are evenly split, and the book is currently slow. Only those who prefer a fast pace would demand a change. If the pacing were changed, it would affect those who prefer a slower pace...

Bored out of my mind, I accidentally clicked on the wrong thing and stumbled upon this book. From then on, I neglected my duties... Ugh, I was completely hooked! (.·`ω´·) Personally, I don't usually like this kind of thing, so I felt a strong connection to it. Ugh! Just kidding! (Ah, it's just a matter of personal preference, no discrimination intended, just kidding). Linguistically, the novel is detailed, the shifting point of view is refreshing, and the use of internet slang is apt and engaging. As many have said, it's smooth and engaging! Such writing is rare; keep up the good work, author! As for the characters, I usually prefer to empathize with the protagonist...

Come! Come from all directions!! Hurry, hurry, as the law commands! Soul, return! Soul, return!!! (Offering incense) (Performing rituals) (Chanting incantations) (Shamanistic ritual) ኈ ቼ ዽ ጿ ኈ ቼ ዽ ጿ ኈ ቼ ዽ ጿ Soul, return! Soul, return!!! (Offering incense) (Performing rituals) (Chanting incantations) (Shamanistic ritual) ጿ ኈ ቼ ዽ ጿ ኈ ቼ ዽ Hurry, hurry, as the law commands! Soul, return! Soul, return!!! (Offering incense)

I really enjoyed the beginning, so much so that I subscribed to the entire series as soon as it became available for purchase. However, I regretted it around chapter 200. It started with the main character and Xiao Yuli's master, which completely killed my interest. It's not that I dislike the master, it's just that, while the plot and logic are sound, I personally didn't like it. To put it another way, I could accept having more romance options later on, but after developing so many characters, this part is rushed through in just a dozen or so chapters. I didn't like that feeling. Of course, this is just my opinion, but it's still...

It's indeed very well written, with reasonable character development and a relatively exciting plot. The one point deducted is because the amount of content is simply too little; it's not enough to keep you reading. As we all know, slice-of-life, non-fighting, non-leveling-up fantasy novels often experience a mid-game fatigue, meaning they lose their novelty after the initial hype wears off. It's clear the author's writing style is quite good, and the plot hasn't been weak so far. It must be said, the author is very talented. So far, only the Wang Cheng arc, from becoming the sect leader to gradually revealing the demon race's three-year plan, is seamlessly connected and relatively interesting. Honestly, I really want to pet the little fox! When can I...

Chapter 146 shows us entering the inn, and Chapter 170 shows us still inside, even though only one night and one morning have passed. Is my phone out of memory and not loading new maps? A little bit of references is fine, but nine out of ten chapters are just repeating things like "It's a pity he's gay" and "It's a pity it's the female lead's harem." Does my memory only last seven seconds, or are you happy just to get paid for this low word count? Each chapter already has a limited word count, and you're still using tedious, drawn-out language to fob off the reader? Is that really interesting? A terrible reading experience.

Actually, many authors write dialogue that feels very stiff. This is especially true for new authors; it's really awkward to read. I don't know if you've ever had the experience of a friend trying to be pretentious, but speaking haltingly and inappropriately, which is truly creepy. Even if the fantasy setting might be similar to ancient times, the feel of classical Chinese is really difficult to grasp, and a mix of classical and vernacular Chinese already looks strange. So it's better to use more colloquial language and write with the logic of normal conversation; this is often much more comfortable for readers.

Sigh, 25 years have passed, and even the pineapple bun has turned into a lily bun. So sad.