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1 从 Starting with the Gu Huo Bird 从姑获鸟开始 It Can't Be Helped活儿该Infinite Myriad Worlds1.9M WordsOngoing The body is as light as a goose feather, life as fragile as wild grass. I have witnessed the darkest night, so the blazing, brilliant flame in my heart has never wavered. The physical edition of From the Gu Huo Bird's Beginning (Volume One) is now available. Search for the title on Dangdang, JD.com, Taobao, Douyin, and other platforms, or purchase it from a physical bookstore. Thank you all for your support. 82Votes2.5MRecs2.4MFans

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Our bodies are as light as a feather, our lives as fragile as wild grass. Having witnessed the darkest night, the burning, bright flame in my heart never wavers. The physical copy of "Starting from the Guhuoniao" (Volume 1) is now available. You can search for the book title on platforms such as Dangdang, JD. Com, Taobao, and Douyin to purchase it, or buy it at physical bookstores. Thank you for your support.

6 王 Ace Evolution 王牌进化 Juantu卷土Infinite Myriad Worlds4.3M WordsCompleted A young man with three identities: wage slave, murderer, and college student! Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, KOF, Knights of the Round, Shadow Force, Street Fighter… The arcade games you know and love have become prerequisites for survival! Yashichiro Raging Storm brutally slaughters Mai Shiranui; Heaven and Earth Throw takes out Li Dian. The only limit is what you haven’t thought of yet! One day, when you walk down a flight of stairs, you might unknowingly step into 7Votes2.1MRecs534.4kFans

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A teenager with three identities: a migrant worker, a murderer, and a college student! Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, King of Fighters, Knights of the Round, Ninja Gaiden, Street Fighter... The arcade games you're familiar with have become prerequisites for survival! The Eight Maidens brutally murdered Mai Shiranui, and the Heaven and Earth Reversal killed Li Dian. There's nothing we can't imagine! On some unknown day, as you descend the stairs, you might inadvertently step into this arcade nightmare.

10 无EN Being Invincible Is So Lonely 无敌真寂寞 Xin Feng新丰Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted Lin Fan arrived in another world and became an ordinary disciple, an honorable one at that. He'd been in a position where anyone could beat him to a pulp at any moment, but then things suddenly took a strange turn. The System activated. Ding! You've drawn the eternal-grade buff: Immortal Body. From that moment on, the whole world changed. Lin Fan: "If you can kill me, I'll admit defeat. Otherwise, I'll pound you into meat paste." Villain: "This guy just won't die. I'm done fighting." That's it f 0Votes628.9kRecs638.2kFans

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Lin Fan arrived in another world and became a glorious ordinary disciple. He was originally in a situation where he could be beaten to a pulp at any time, but suddenly, things changed. The system is now running. Ding! You have drawn an eternal buff: Immortality. At this moment, the whole world is different. Lin Fan: "If you can beat me to death, I'll admit defeat. Otherwise, I'll turn you into mincemeat." Villain: "This guy is impossible to kill, I'm not fighting anymore." That's it for the introduction. I'm bad at writing introductions and I don't know how to come up with book titles. Anyway, this book is just silly and fun.

11 系EN The System Supplier 系统供应商 Chisel and Inkstone凿砚Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsCompleted Have you ever felt humiliated when a loser made a comeback? Have you ever felt resentful at being a genius's stepping stone? Have you ever felt cheated when you were a cannon-fodder character who died after just two episodes? Don't worry, I'm here to help! As the sole System supplier across the Myriad Worlds, I can tailor all kinds of portable Systems just for you, setting you on the path to the top of your life. Young man, it's time to hold your head high! Young man, it's time to turn the 6Votes434kRecs484.6kFans

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Do you feel humiliated when a seemingly useless person is defeated by a seemingly useless one? Are you filled with resentment at becoming a stepping stone to genius? As a cannon fodder character who dies after only two episodes, are you resentful? Don't worry, I've got you covered! As the sole system supplier across all realms, I can tailor-make various personal systems for you, enabling you to reach the pinnacle of life. Young man, the time has come for you to finally hold your head high! Young man, it's time for you to turn the tables and make a comeback!

12 最 The Ultimate Anti-Trope System 最强反套路系统 Supreme Commoner太上布衣Xianxia4.5M WordsCompleted The ultimate master of schemes: I hit back with a scheme of my own, sweeping across the cultivation world without a rival. Tell me, who else can compare? Life and death are no big deal. If you won't back down, then fight! “Kid, when I first started pulling schemes, you were still wearing split-crotch pants!” Xu Que set out on the path of scheming. Every day, he was either plotting a scheme or on his way to pull one off! 1Votes895.8kRecs1.3MFans

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The ultimate anti-routine, I counter with a routine that sweeps across the cultivation world without equal. I ask you, who else can stand against me? Take life and death lightly, and fight if you disagree! "Young people, when I started using these tricks, you were still wearing open-crotch pants!" Xu Que embarked on a path of routines, spending every day either using routines or on his way to using routines!

13 晚 The Evening Bell Church 晚钟教会 Wild Hunt狂猎Western Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted The Cool Version: A storm-like spear tears across the sky, pursued by the dead and packs of wolves. The distant tolling of a bell and the chill of death follow like shadows. Can you hear the death knell? It proclaims your death. The Straightforward Version: A church made up of heretics such as witches, sorceresses, vampires, and the undead. An impotent deity who can only show off in dreams. A miserable male protagonist who is at once a god, a pope, and a believer. The story begins with a summon 0Votes141kRecs199.7kFans

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B-class profile: A storm of spears ripped through the sky, followed by undead and packs of wolves. The distant tolling of bells and the chilling reality of death are inseparable. Did you hear the tolling of the evening bell? It was announcing your death. Straightforward introduction: A church composed of heretics such as witches, sorceresses, vampires, and the undead. An incompetent god who can only show off in dreams. A tragic male protagonist who is a god, a pope, and a believer all at once. The story begins with a summoning ritual. Cthulhu + steampunk. My new book, "The Abnormal Extraordinary World," is being serialized in two parts. QQ group: 748402134

16 诡EN Lord of Mysteries 诡秘之主 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted Amid the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the fog of history and darkness, who is whispering? I awoke from the mysteries and opened my eyes to see this world: Guns, cannons, battleships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, Sealed Artifacts... Light still shines, and the mysterious has never left. This is the legend of th 11kVotes37.4MRecs37.6MFans

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The Lord of Mysteries animated special is now available on Tencent Video. Everyone is welcome to watch it! In the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the mists of history and darkness, who whispers? I awaken from the mystery, opening my eyes to see this world: Firearms, cannons, giant ships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, sealed artifacts... The light still shines, and mystery has never left. This is the legend of "The Fool".

18 我 I'm Really Not the Child of Destiny 我真的不是气运之子 Cloud Palace云中殿Light Novel1.7M WordsCompleted Fairy Qingyue: I once traveled three thousand miles west with Senior Brother and found the Sun and Moon Golden Wheels in a secret Kunlun realm! Empress Linglong: I once accompanied Senior Brother deep into the Northern Sea Emperor’s Burial Valley, where we inherited the Alchemy Emperor’s legacy together! Undying Phoenix Empress: Ha! A bunch of fledglings! Do you even know how he got his Dragon-Phoenix Indestructible Body? After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Shen Tian discovered th 0Votes1.2MRecs1.5MFans

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Fairy Qingyue: My senior brother and I once traveled three thousand miles west and obtained the Sun and Moon Golden Wheel in the Kunlun Secret Realm! Princess Linglong: I once accompanied my senior brother deep into the Emperor's Burial Valley in the North Sea to receive the inheritance of the Pill Emperor together! Undying Phoenix Queen: Heh, a bunch of newbies! Do you even know how he acquired his Dragon-Phoenix Undying Body? After transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Shen Tian discovers that he can see the fortune and opportunities of other people around him. Hoping to ride on the coattails of the protagonist's aura, Shen Tian began to actively befriend those chosen by fate. Later, everyone gradually realized that no matter who it was, as long as they trained with Shen Tian, ​​they would inevitably encounter great opportunities, without exception! From that day on, Shen Tian became the most popular mascot in the cultivation world. P. S.: This book is also known as "The Evolution of the Unlucky Ones," "100 Ways to Harvest Leeks," "Good Senior Brother, Take Me With You," and "Senior Brother, How Can You Share So Much of Your Fortune With Me!" Fan group number: 534175450, join unconditionally. VIP fan group: 287592904, requirement: fan value of 500 or above. PS: My new book, "The Self-Cultivation of an Immortal Emperor," has been uploaded!

19 诡 Survival Guide to a Bizarre World 诡异世界生存手册 Feng Nanbei封南北Mystery & Supernatural1.6M WordsCompleted A white fox wails at a funeral, a living corpse digs up a grave… In this world, ghosts eat people, and monsters eat people too. The story is just getting started. 1Votes95.3kRecs315.3kFans

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My new book, "I Have a Golden Coffin," has been released! A white fox mourns, a living corpse digs up a grave... In this world, ghosts eat people, and demons eat people too; the story has only just begun.

22 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632

23 深 Midnight Bookstore 深夜书屋 Pure Little Dragon纯洁滴小龙Mystery & Supernatural3.7M WordsCompleted A bookshop that opens for business only late at night, welcomes your visit. [The simplified-Chinese edition of this work has been published by Tianjin People's Publishing House.] Reading group: 523978007 (no verification required) Battle group: 457654443 (no verification required) 66Votes4.3MRecs2.4MFans

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A bookstore that only opens late at night. Welcome! [The simplified Chinese version of this work has been published by Tianjin People's Publishing House]—— VIP Full Subscription Member Group: 557560752 (Fan value verification required to join) Book club: 523978007 (no verification required) Battle Group: 457654443 (No verification required) My new book, "The Devil's Descent," has been released. A new journey begins!

24 我EN My House of Horrors 我有一座冒险屋 I Can Fix Air Conditioners我会修空调Mystery & Supernatural3.1M WordsCompleted [A reprint of the simplified Chinese edition of this book will soon be published by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited an adventure house left behind by his missing parents. Business was dismal, until a phone he stumbled upon while tidying the place changed everything. Complete the different-difficulty tasks assigned by the phone each day, and the adventure house can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring forbidden zones across the country to gather material, incorporati 646Votes7MRecs5.1MFans

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[A simplified Chinese print edition of this work will be published soon by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited the adventure shop left by his missing parents, but business was poor until he accidentally found a cell phone while cleaning the adventure shop, which changed everything. As long as you complete the daily tasks of varying difficulty assigned by your mobile phone, your Adventure House can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring various forbidden areas to gather inspiration, incorporating elements from those locations into his adventure house. With visitors screaming in terror, the adventure house became an instant sensation! However, while the benefits of the missions increased, hidden dangers also began to emerge, even hinting at clues to his parents' disappearance… Book club members: Group 1: 819098233; Group 2: 724779368; Group 3: 946284995

26 疯 The Mad Lich's Experiment Log 疯巫妖的实验日志 Angry Squirrel愤怒的松鼠Gaming3.2M WordsCompleted This is the story of a deranged lich with a game System who wreaks havoc across the world. “Let’s check today’s dailies... Another stupid either-or. Destroy any town with a population over thirty thousand, and get 10,000 Evil Points. Steal three kids’ lollipops, and get one point. If I do neither, I lose two points.” “Pah! Do you think I’m an idiot? If I really destroy a town, some epic-level paladin order will inevitably spawn to hunt me down. I’d be in for more trouble than it’s worth. I’d bet 3Votes519.3kRecs609.1kFans

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This is the story of a mad lich with a game system, wreaking havoc on the entire world. "Let's take a look at today's daily tasks... It's that ridiculous two-choice situation again: Destroy any town with a population of over 30,000 and you'll get 10,000 evil points. Steal three children's lollipops and you'll get 1 point. If you fail to complete either one, you'll lose 2 points." "Pah! Do you think I'm stupid? If I really destroy a town, I guarantee a medieval paladin order full of epic gear will spawn to come and hunt me down. I'll make a profit, but I won't have anything to spend. I'd better just stick to being a lollipop thief." I've had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can't be a good person? I'm determined to defeat this damned system and become a truly upright and good person.

29 非 Tales of the Abnormally Human 非正常人类异闻录 Three Generations of Split Personality精分三代Mystery & Supernatural5.3M WordsCompleted My name is Zhang Dadao, and my Daoist name is Zhang Quandao. I’m being studied at the Seventh People’s Hospital! This poor Daoist, Zhang Quandao, specializes in refurbishing, polishing, and waxing coffins. Black donkey hooves and black dog blood sold wholesale. I’ll do homework for grades one through three, find lost cats and dogs, and catch cheating spouses. Professional revenge and effigy-bashing! Discounts for bulk orders! Receipts available! 3Votes298.9kRecs261.6kFans

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My name is Zhang Dadao, and my Taoist name is Zhang Quandao. I'm being studied at the Seventh People's Hospital! I, Zhang Quandao, am a professional coffin refurbisher, polisher, and waxer. I wholesale black donkey hooves and black dog blood. I also offer homework assistance for grades 1-3, help find lost cats and dogs, and catch mistresses. Professional revenge and vengeance services! Bulk discounts available! Invoices provided! Book club group (small group of 200 people): 481355012. Please state the book title when joining.

30 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 101Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

31 史 The Biggest Mess in History 史上第一混乱 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm truly unlucky, really. Other people transmigrate, while I can only be transmigrated into. Other people pick up girls, while I can only be picked up by girls... At my umpteenth pawnshop, I received a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and so on, leading to one hilarious story after another. This book is packed with comedy, and cultivation, transmigration, urban life, and romance are all indispensable. That is why it is titled The First Great Chaos in History. 12Votes1MRecs1.6MFans

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I'm so unlucky, really. Others time-travel, but I can only be the one time-traveled. While others are chasing girls, I'm just a girl being chased... In my numerous pawnshops, I've served a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and many more, leading to a series of hilarious stories. This book is full of parody, and it includes elements of cultivation, time travel, urban life, and romance. Hence the title "The Most Chaotic in History".