The Evening Bell Church

A long, long time ago, a god named Azathoth suddenly wanted to play in a band one day. He became the drummer, his younger brother played the flute to accompany him, and Green Flame became the dancer; "The ninth quadrillionth performance of the Indescribable Band is about to begin. Black Goat, please change your costume quickly. What are you doing with so many tentacles, mouths, and eyes? Big-eyed cuteness is no longer popular now. What the audience wants to see is thighs, breasts and snow-white skin. Quickly change it for me to reflect the attractiveness of women. Do you understand?" ' 'And Yuge, don't think about it. If you don't want to teach you how to play the drums, I'll leave the lighting to you. You must make the audience happy and excited. ' 'And you, why don't you let Blood Roar come out and hang out? I know you have it, do you need to show it on your head? Now is the era of lolita, let Nayako show off her cuteness and liven up her popularity. ' 'Okay, my compatriots, cheer up and make sure the audience enjoys a wonderful performance. ' Azathoth said. Near the earth, a grand performance began. First, the sound of the flute echoed in the hearts of every creature. The manic sound waves instantly destroyed the minds of most of the creatures on the earth. They began to repeat meaningless roars along with the flute music; Then the black goat led the dance, accompanied by green flames, and the breasts were densely packed beyond imagination. The human legs and limbs kept twisting with the thousands of colorful lights, and the white skin rippled from time to time. The vision of normal creatures could hardly see the dancing lights in outer space. I don't know whether it was luck or a pity, but it still destroyed the remaining sanity of the creatures. In the end, Naiako stood next to Azathoth and waved and smiled. Cthulhu and other sleeping rulers were awakened one after another and joined the show. All living things were almost extinct, and all the rest joined the carnival. 'My audience can't see clearly, it's okay, I'm coming down now.' Azathoth beat the drum crazily and jumped down from the high altitude orbit of the earth. The material structure of the earth instantly fell apart, leaving not even a trace of dust behind. 'Okay, this time it failed again. There was no cheering, no applause, no response from the audience, but I will not give up. The Indescribable Band will definitely become the most successful band. Let's go, it's time to find the next group of audiences. Yuge, I heard that you have a nephew who traveled to a parallel world? We happened to be visiting relatives. Let's go, I have a feeling that someone will appreciate our performance next time. '

If you have read Lord of Mysteries, then you don't need to read this book. After reading more than a dozen chapters, I felt that this book was just a low-end version of Mystery, and I couldn't stand it after seeing the part where the protagonist pretended to be a god. Is Yog-Sothoth so strong? As for the reason for saving the witch, it is even more unreasonable. I have no strength at all. Who gave him the courage to save the wanted criminal? It makes me feel embarrassed.

The first reaction when I saw the evening bell was Wang Hassan...😐

Can you please stop mentioning the mystery? I also like mystery, but do you mean that no one else can write a book like the fantasy Cthulhu? Is it still a mistake to follow the trend? Then you should make a batch of losers and become the richest man. I really don't want to be famous for Wuma Xing, but I really don't want to be famous for Xiao Wangchuan, and there is also the number one hater of my wife. Anti-routine articles 🐴, these are not all the same 🐴. In my opinion, they are more similar. Some of them are just copy and paste. Why doesn't anyone say anything? It feels a bit like a rice circle.

When the church first asked you to become a medium, you didn't go and instead came to take in the witch? Being a psychic medium only involves certain risks. The advantages are high wages, joining the system, and professional knowledge training and training. Where to take in the witch? The risk factor is infinite, and the rewards are completely incomparable to joining the system. You are afraid of death when you join the system, but now you have no hesitation in taking in the witch? It's just like being a coward in reality and being asked to be a criminal police officer. You are afraid of bandits' revenge, but privately you see criminals who want to subjugate them and set up their own mercenary group. Do you really think that someone who is so afraid of death that he doesn't even dare to be a criminal police officer would dare to take in a group of wanted criminals, train them and give them weapons?

Holy Mother, how do you know that the witch has never harmed anyone? You start to feel unbearable even if you don't understand anything. It's like you are sick. But please first understand whether the witch is true and kind. No one will say anything to you even if you don't understand anything.

There is a problem: Gods are generally not majestic enough. A central archbishop is described as "overwhelming" or "lovely". The bishop is the representative of the god. In this regard, describing Emilia as an empress is not good. Generally speaking, bishops are loving and majestic. Having bad thoughts about them is blasphemy. Using the words "overwhelming" or "lovely" is very dramatic and loses the sense of mystery.

I have just watched the beginning, and there are all kinds of little poisonous points one after another. The overall logic is not rigorous, the protagonist is frivolous and contradictory, many plots are so embarrassing that it makes people dig their toes, and the various settings are all stitched together. In particular, the protagonist's personality is extremely high-class, but his words, actions, and inner activities are extremely low-class. The writing is really not good either. If it is an old author, I will definitely give a negative review. If it is a new author, it will be pretty good. At least it can be seen that the author is trying to solve various problems. I don't know what will happen next. I feel that I may not be able to stick to that. . Anyway, good luck to new authors. Old author. . .

Looking at the introduction, I feel that the routine is similar to that of the Lord of Mysteries. Has the Lord of Mysteries become a business model again?

Undecided, quantum mechanics; jumping style, virtual world; incomprehensible explanation, traveling through time and space; not understanding color matching, cyberpunk; insufficient imagination, parallel universe; old-fashioned picture, pursuit of retro; unclear, paying homage to Cthulhu.