The Biggest Mess in History

Many people on the Internet recommended reading a few chapters. . I really can't watch it anymore. . Great imagination. . But the writing is really poor. . The level of narrative writing of primary school students. . .

I read Chapter 4 and didn't like it. It was forced to be funny, and it was a no-brainer. It doesn't matter which person is the first person, 90% of people can't accept the first person. Novels are not literature, and novels are uncomfortable to read in the first person unless the writing is very good.

I'm curious if any readers are coming back to read now? This book is really one of my favorites. Every character feels like it fits their character. I'm not specifically studying history, but I feel that this is how it should be when spoken and acted. The familiar princes, generals, heroes, talented men and beauties who have been familiar since childhood all appear on the stage. Watch how the protagonist battles wits and courage with them, and interprets a story that is both ironic and ironic.

The language style of this book is really good. The dialogue between the characters is very realistic and vivid. It is not as rigid as other books. It is completely like gags in real life. Moreover, the narration part adds a lot of discussion in the first person, showing the rich inner drama of the characters. It reads like you are Xiaoqiang. The most outstanding thing about this book is the setting. Compared with other books and even monster books, there are two obvious differences: one is that it does not describe how the protagonist becomes stronger and practices, how to become an official, how to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. There is no training system at all. Except for the exaggerated part, other strength settings are very realistic, and you still have to deal with a gun. It all relies on a special world view to support the plot; the other is that the language is basically psychological description except for verbal description. , There is no special explanation of the tricks of the world view of strength. Even if the author's interpretation of the chapters of the human world axis is still Liu Laoliu, He Tiandou and others talking about the "history of suffering", they are all talking about it. I was thinking, the whole book is so real and natural, just like recording what you see and think when you go to see the seven aunts and eight aunts, unlike other books about what happened to the protagonist first and then wrote in a distant place where suddenly the mountains rustled and then a match appeared inexplicably. Therefore, this book gives people the feeling of a "participant", such as "When I saw that Hu Sanniang was not there, I put my hands on my hips and smiled proudly." On the other hand, in the following books, monsters have been added to the power system from the beginning. Although the system is not very strong, it is inevitable to discuss it. Too many fights also lead to more descriptions without so many complaints. The result is a sense of drama. For example, when the mice attack the wind god, it feels like He Anyi is an emotionless ghost watching from the side. If the style is chaotic, it should be "So many mice jumping off the cliff, tsk tsk, there must be a cat." I don't know how excited I am here." However, the monster is "Lei Tiantian said I don't hate mice anymore"; look at the later part of "Don't mess with me", the part about changing the script for the Spring Festival Gala says "I calmed down and wrote, fully using my usual writing style, what about the dialogue", if it is written in a chaotic way, it should be "... But how to change it? I regret it to death! Today it will be spread that "Internet novel writer Long Aotian has modified the real estate script. "It's too late for the CEO Su Moyu to withdraw his millions of dollars in funding." Tomorrow, my mugshot will be hung not only in newspapers but also in Su Moyu's office"; and then to Wang Xiaojun in the back, directly changing to three people... And the plot of the following books is a bit messy, the monsters fight inexplicably. Since there is a race of ice monsters and there is a lack of memory, why don't some monster clan come up with some moth to restore the memory; the mashup Rong Yuan came out There are more than ten chapters, and Wu Yongsheng and Su Jing are completely useless except for the early stage. The part where they go shopping in the supermarket for dinner feels a bit chaotic; Don't Mess With Me is also too hasty in the final battle, and there are no emotional coins in the later stage, and it feels like it has been writing a conspiracy. There are only a few serious fighting scenes, and things are over and over again. Just something happened, why did Wang Xiaojun practice so hard, and then defeated someone, and then something happened again... What is written in the chaos? Buying clothes, buying a house, eating hot pot, doing hip-hop dance, giving birth to a baby... The last few books lose a lot of the flavor of life. How do you eat? Talking about official business; what about traveling? I met King Silver Horn; what is cooking for? How do you cook in chaos? "The cost of today's meal is xx yuan, but in terms of historical significance, the bean sprouts that fell to the ground and were stepped on by the steamed buns are probably more than that number." How do you eat in chaos? "The second fool asked him: 'Raw?' Liu Bang nodded, and the second fool spit out the meat in his mouth: 'I won't eat it if it's raw.'"

[Having read so many movies, TV shows or novels about Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, this book is the most comfortable to read! Fatty Ying is not bad either! In addition to supernatural suspense, it is a rare first-person good book that is acceptable I passed it by then and felt that it was not to my taste Now I can't stop reading it, I am overjoyed, it smells so good~ The book written more than ten years ago still feels unconventional and unique, and it does not feel outdated now. After all, there are too many people who have traveled through time, but few who have been through time. And it is even rarer to be able to depict historical or dramatic characters such as Emperor Qin, Jing Ke, Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, Li Shishi, the Heroes of the Water Margin, and Yue Jiajun with unique charm and no sense of disobedience, making people feel friendly and happy to watch them.

So many things in ancient and modern times are all discussed in a joke

I am a die-hard fan of "The First Chaos in History" and support Zhang Xiaohua. I also wrote a mildly funny novel for female channel "All the Gods in the World". I hope those who like humorous novels will read it.

There are so many chapters missing. It's so painful😖

Do you still remember the ending of the story "The First Chaos in History"? Zhang Xiaohua arranged a happy ending to bring a successful conclusion to the first series in history. It was a big gathering of historical figures that was naughty, funny, and heart-warming. I really want to see what kind of new-era jokes Xiaoqiang's son will bring us in the extra story! I officially announce that Zhang Xiaohua, who can tell stories and make people laugh, is back!

When I first saw this book, I was really confused. But after I clicked on it, I was really amazed by the author's imagination. This imagination is really big. It is also called by netizens the most humorous, funny, and chaotic super alternative time-travel novel in history. Modern people travel to ancient times, and ancient people travel to modern times, so that everyone can travel to other eras. This setting is really dazzling and novel. Although there are many characters, I don't feel defeated at all when reading it. On the contrary, I find it extremely interesting.

I made up for all the debt I owed. I laughed so hard when I read the book.

It looked good at first, but then it became funny and turned into a mindless text. In the novel version, the protagonist can still win even if he makes three mistakes in a row. The reason why a lot of people are losing is because the supporting character is a bandit. The protagonist is not to blame, but what about the mistakes made by those soldiers?

Xiao Qiang, a pawn shop employee selected by the old god, was assigned to receive many guests from different dynasties, so that they could live a stable life in real life. Qin Shihuang, Jing Ke, Liu Bang, Xiang Yu and other big bosses have complicated relationships, and the protagonist's task is to keep them from getting into trouble and be very happy.

When I read this novel, I had forgotten how I clicked on it. But this way of writing by Mr. Xiaohua opened up a new world for me. The pawn shop has been used as a focal point to portray historical figures, and through great restoration, new personalities have been given. It can be said that Mr. Xiaohua is worthy of becoming a great god. This book "The First Chaos in History" is very well written, indescribably good.

It is a comedy novel with a humorous plot and a brisk writing style. It is a bit like the web version of "Wulin Gaiden". There are many characters but each has its own merits. The whole plot is hilarious and it is really a great relief.

I have a dream. I hope that people who come to read books in 23 years can come here to check in! ! !

After 24 years, do you still come back to see it 🤓

，，？ To be honest, I seriously doubt their literary quality. The portrayal of characters in this book is definitely top-notch in the online literature world, and Xiaohua deserves to be a student of the Chinese Department. The control of the plot is also very compact and does not drag out. A very crucial point is that the author emphasized the facial expressions of various historical figures when writing. He extracted the characteristics of the people named in history and exaggerated them, which made the characters more vivid and three-dimensional. At the same time, various rhetorical techniques and detailed descriptions are written just right. Unlike those ostentatious online articles, the writing style of this book is really simple, and it can be regarded as "documentary literature" (laughs). This type of article, which is so concise that it feels like it could be written by a primary school student, is indeed mistaken for a novice article. But this is like thinking that a swordsman who is skillful but not skillful has passed the stage of defeating the enemy with flourishing moves and has reached the point where he can win without any moves. This writing style, which is like a white prose, can better reflect the depth of Xiaohua's literary foundation.

{"TopicId":"803665280248184832","TopicName":"Internet Text Filling Festival Wishing Season"} In fact, this novel is the starting point and most suitable for adaptation into a TV series

If it could be rewritten and polished ten years later, it would still be a very unique book.

I hope Xiaohua can continue writing and regain the fun contained in the ruffianism of the market during the first chaos in history. {"TopicId":"803665280248184832","TopicName":"Internet Writing Hole Filling Festival Wishing Season"}

Let me share with you the Kezi I drew back then... My favorite character in the whole book is so silly and cute. Although in the book he is a tough rival (I must have remembered it correctly), what I imagined in my mind was the silly and cute little one...

You can write novels in the first person, and there will be no problem in which person you write in. Of course, what makes you feel awkward is personal reasons. As for whether it is the reader or the author, it varies from person to person. But if a person finds it awkward no matter what the content is, as long as it is in the first person, then in all likelihood the author cannot be entirely blamed. It's just personal preference, and of course there is no reason for others to comment on it, but to say something inappropriate over and over again in a big way (or even to simply follow the trend) and send it out is a bit disrespectful to the author and affects other readers who love the book. Please think twice before reading and don't judge the content of a book based on purely subjective and personal things. (I'm ashamed to say that I read a pirated version many years ago. Today I wanted to see what titles were on the list. I came across this book by chance. I found that it seemed to have received less than favorable reviews because of the first-person issue. I felt that it might be unfair. This is a book that I used to hide in bed and laugh while reading. It brought me a lot of happy and beautiful times, so It's a long story, I just hope that those who haven't read it will not read it because of the "awkward" comments, because of the preconceptions about the person.) This style is considered to be its own style in online articles, which is quite interesting. When will I be able to write works that make myself and others laugh like the big guys.

{"TopicId":"803665280248184832","TopicName":"Internet Writing Hole Festival Wishing Season"} I still have a hard time letting go of the later part. I could have continued writing, but it was a pity that it ended in a hurry.

If you want to see those emperors in history take another big action with the help of Xiaoqiang, you can bring those powerful generals with you. Or it would be good to have a team fight. {"TopicId":"803665280248184832","TopicName":"Internet Writing Hole Filling Festival Wishing Season"}

You said you can't stand the first person. To be honest, you haven't read many good books and you're not a bookworm.

My evaluation of this book is very high. It can be said that it ranks first among online books! The full text has a tight rhythm, and the plot is humorous and reasonable. Although it is very nonsensical, the plot is advanced and the character setting description is not unreasonable at all. Zhang Xiaohua is at the peak of her debut!

I browsed to the front row of the book circle and saw many negative reviews, and I also saw that Yang Chaoyue had recommended it in the live broadcast room. . Everyone has his own taste. I read this book no less than five times. I read it again when I was short of books at the beginning of the year. Because I couldn't remember some of the plots clearly, I laughed again while listening to it. It is a rare and relaxing book. The male protagonist has no harem, no driving, no routines, and almost no pretense or slapping his face. He is loyal and loves his wife. There is even no real villain among the many characters in the book, although the male protagonist himself is not outstanding in terms of personality, appearance, or ability. , But this book itself is about the protagonist being "travelled", which is equivalent to a "cross-travel novel". It has vivid descriptions of various historical or legendary characters, and the male protagonist also uses the survival wisdom and flexibility of a small person to make friends with the characters who have traveled through time. It is very entertaining. This will also lead to being criticized as vulgar, a market person, and the first person to persuade him to quit. . If you miss it, just miss it, maybe you don't deserve it.

Book lovers, everyone on the Internet says this book is interesting, but I have tried to read it five times and still can't get into it! Do you have any other book recommendations that are funny?

The author is the most honest author I have ever seen. Baozi did not become as beautiful as a fairy at the end. Unlike some authors, I felt annoyed when some authors described the heroine as ugly or something. If I had the ability, I would keep writing about being ugly. In the end, I would change my body and take off my makeup. Wow, God. This kind of plot is really disgusting. Only Baozi is the most refreshing and refined 👍