A Lazy Salted Fish Who Can't Be Bothered to Get Up 懒得翻身的咸鱼

1 我EN The Corpse Mender of Autumn Execution Grounds 我在秋斩刑场当缝尸人那些年 Southern Accents, Northern Tunes南腔北调Xianxia644k WordsCompleted [A human face with a ghost’s heart, drawing on the past to speak of the present. I am the master of the martial world.] Lin Shou wakes up to find himself a corpse-sewer at the execution grounds where prisoners are beheaded in autumn. Fallen leaves return to their roots, and the dead must be laid to rest. The corpses of executed prisoners must be sewn back together before burial. Otherwise, they will be buried improperly and bring disaster. Lin Shou discovers that sewing up corpses can earn him a 2Votes300.7kRecs741kFans

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With a human face and a devil's heart, I speak of the past to illuminate the present; I am the master of the martial world. Lin Shou woke up to find himself a corpse-stitching man at the autumn execution ground. Fallen leaves return to their roots, and burial brings peace. The body of a decapitated prisoner must be sewn up completely before burial, otherwise chaotic burials may occur. Lin Shou discovered that he could actually obtain various rewards by sewing up corpses. The Book of Burial, Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases, Human Bone Shadow Puppetry, Shrine of the Underworld Gods, Waist Plaque of the City God, Mask of the Nuo God, Eight Gates of Jianghu Arts... A lighthearted, enjoyable read without any angst for the protagonist; a dark comedy.

4 如 The Charming Young Gentleman 如意小郎君 Rong Xiaorong荣小荣Historical2.5M WordsCompleted A dual master's degree holder from the twenty-first century transmigrates into ancient times. No ring, no System, no white-bearded old man, not even any memories of this world… Damn Heaven, I started with nothing, and I don't even know who I am. How am I supposed to play this game? With hunger gnawing at his stomach and frustration weighing heavily on his mind, Tang Ning could not help raising his head and flipping off the sky. “Damn…” Something flew down from beyond the heavens and struck him s 5Votes1.6MRecs1.1MFans

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A 21st-century double master's graduate whose soul travels back to ancient times. No ring, no system, no white-bearded old man, not even any memories of this world... Damn it, I start with nothing, I don't even know who I am, how am I supposed to play? Unable to bear the hunger in his stomach and feeling utterly frustrated, Tang Ning couldn't help but raise his middle finger and say, "Thief..." Something flew in from the sky and hit him squarely on the forehead. Clutching the large red embroidered ball, before he fainted, all he wanted to ask was, "Which bastard stuffed a stone into the embroidered ball?!" When I opened my eyes again... A maidservant smiled radiantly: "Young master, young lady requests your presence!" A woman with beautiful features said, "My lord, I greet you!"

5 抱 Cling to the System's Thigh and Make Things Happen 抱紧系统大腿搞事情 Yan Kang炎康Infinite Myriad Worlds2.0M WordsCompleted The System wants me to stir things up. What can I do? Mom, he's cheating! 0Votes36.6kRecs43.6kFans

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My new book, "The Demon Ancestor Reigns Supreme in the Primordial World," is now available! What can I do if the system tells me to do something wrong? Mommy's cheat code!

7 黎EN The Sword of Dawn 黎明之剑 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi6.3M WordsCompleted Gao Wen transmigrated, but something went a little wrong along the way. After floating above some otherworldly continent for more than a hundred thousand years, he decided he probably needed a body to count as a complete transmigrator. But after finally succeeding, he never expected he'd have to climb out of a coffin in that body, only to face two utterly terrified great-great-great-great...great-granddaughters. And a world on the verge of the end of an era. 587Votes13MRecs3.8MFans

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Gawain time-traveled, but there was a slight problem during the process. After drifting in the sky above a certain alien continent for hundreds of thousands of years, he felt that he might need a body to be considered a complete transmigrator. However, he did not expect that after finally succeeding, he would have to crawl out of the coffin with this body and face two terrified great-great-great-great-granddaughters. And a world that is about to reach the end of its era.

10 秦 The Qin Empire's Bailiff 秦吏 July New Releases七月新番Historical3.4M WordsCompleted At the end of the Warring States period, China faced an upheaval unlike any in a thousand years. Some were born into hereditary nobility. Some were princes of noble rank. But he was reborn as Heifu, a lowly Qin soldier and an obscure figure in the Qin bamboo slips from Yunmeng. To avoid dying in a ditch and take control of his own fate, he fought his way up. Fortunately 131Votes3.7MRecs1.8MFans

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(My new book, "The New Book," has been released. It tells the story of a time traveler's battle against the chosen one of the worlds during the Xin Dynasty.) At the end of the Warring States period, China experienced a great upheaval unprecedented in a thousand years. Some people are born into noble families. Some of them are noblemen. He was reborn as Hei Fu, a lowly soldier in the Qin state, a minor figure in the Qin bamboo slips of Yunmeng. To avoid dying in the ravine and to take control of his own destiny, he struggled to climb upwards. Fortunately, he was born in a great era. The six kingdoms were defeated, and the world was unified! A thousand years of bloodline could not withstand the power of military merit bestowed upon one. The nobles and powerful of the six kingdoms were all trampled underfoot by Qin officials. Hei Fu could only laugh and ask: Are kings and generals born with a special destiny? He conquered the Baiyue in the south, repelled the Xiongnu in the north, forced the Di and Qiang tribes to flee west, and sent warships eastward. Within the six directions, all was the Emperor's land. How did history change under his influence? Qin Shi Huang was destined to die, and the empire would soon be divided. As a Qin official, what choice should one make: to fuel the flames or to try and save the day?

12 穿 Transmigrated into a Game Store 穿越到游戏商店 Longinus隆基努斯Urban1.6M WordsOngoing A dead college student suddenly discovers that he can step through a door and enter a game shop. Great! Black Jade Bone-Setting Paste? I'll take it! What? You only take silver? Fine, I'll go get some silver. Whoa! Is this the Heavenly Fragrance Life-Renewing Dew? Huh? You want Tang Dynasty copper coins? Fine, I'll head to Panjiayuan! Th-this, this… I want that starship!! What? Star credits? Uh, buddy, could you first tell me where I can get some? 3Votes464.3kRecs222.4kFans

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A college student suddenly discovers that he can walk into a game store simply by opening a door. Great! Black Jade Broken Heart Ointment? I'll buy it! What? You only accept silver? Okay, I'll go get the silver. Wow! This is the Heavenly Fragrance Life-Sustaining Dew? Huh? It costs Tang Dynasty copper coins? Okay, I'll go to Panjiayuan! This... This... This... I want this starship!! What? Star coins? Um, buddy, can you tell me where to get star coins first?

13 罪 The Bones of the Sin Domain Shall Reign 罪域的骨终为王 Ashes Without Fire无火的余灰Light Novel1.6M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, Rosen finds himself turned into a skeleton. Even more mysteriously, he has a System. Hold on, friend. What do you mean, Sword Soul? This skeleton looks like a peerless swordsman. It feels so real! “Rosen, the organization has decided that you will become the Sword Saint.” “...Should I recite a couplet or something?” Rosen is speechless as he reads the System’s quest. “I’m a skeleton, and you wan 0Votes114.4kRecs224kFans

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My new book, "Meeting the Headmaster," has been published. Upon being transported to another world, Rosen was transformed into a skeleton, and even more mysteriously, he also acquired a system. Please stop for a second, friend. What does "sword soul" mean? This skeleton looks incredibly realistic, with its extraordinary swordsmanship! "Rosen, the organization has decided that you will be the Sword Saint." "... Should I recite a couple of lines of poetry?" Rosen stared at the task issued by the system, speechless. "As a skeleton, you expect me to save the world? You must be living in a dream. This fire cannot be passed on!" This book is also known as *The Skeleton Sword Saint's Interdimensional Adventures*, *I Am Truly an Overlord*, *The Skeleton King Is Also Getting Trouble*, *Leoric's Journey to Reignite the Fire*, and *Yarnagon's Sword Journey*. The sole designated reader group: The High Council of Astell 583916858

17 火EN The Rejuvenating Uzumaki 火影之活久见 Li Siyang李四羊Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but I founded Konoha and raised the Uzumaki Clan. Oh, wait. I guess it’s called the Land of Whirlpools now. 0Votes535.4kRecs542.6kFans

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I'm seeking support for my new book, "I've Guarded Impel Down for a Hundred Years in One Piece." You won't believe it, but I founded Konoha Village and raised the Uzumaki clan. Oh no, it should be called the Land of Whirlpools now.

18 火 Naruto: Becoming a Father by Accident 火影之喜当爹 New Anime新番Light Novel655k WordsOngoing I woke up to find that the whole world had changed! A wife, kids, and a warm home: I’ve achieved every goal in life all at once, haven’t I?! But I’m not old enough to enjoy a comfortable life and spend my days loafing around yet! Because if I remember correctly, in a little over ten years, my own adopted son will hack me to death... 0Votes98.1kRecs75kFans

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I woke up to find the whole world had changed! A wife, kids, and a warm bed—all your life goals are achieved in one go, right?! But I'm not at the point where I can enjoy a wealthy life and be a lazy bum who just eats and waits to die! Because if I remember correctly, I will be hacked to death by my own adopted son in a little over ten years...

19 被 The Transmigrated Boundary Line 被穿越的境界线 Fleeting Splendor刹那辉煌Infinite Myriad Worlds2.5M WordsCompleted From the first time he was forced to transmigrate, Mu Xiu embarked on a journey between different worlds. Gradually, he discovered that the barriers between the various dimensional worlds were as nothing to him, allowing him to transmigrate freely. With the help of the great orb of light within his body, he thus embarked on an unimaginable path of evolution: Leaving behind records of ministers who usurped kingdoms throughout history… creating legends of the proof of supremacy during the Age of 0Votes227.5kRecs115kFans

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From the moment he was first forced to travel through time, Mu Xiu embarked on a journey between different worlds, gradually discovering that the barriers between different dimensional worlds were nothing to him, and he could freely traverse them. With the help of the large sphere of light within his body, he embarked on an unimaginable path of evolution: To leave a mark on history as a usurper... To forge a legend of dominance during the Age of Exploration... To seize the mythical cauldron of omnipotence... To become a being descended to earth as if by divine will... As he drew ever closer to the final boundary, he discovered the past, which had turned to ashes and vanished into history. Those distant traces of dreams are echoes of the remnants of the past— Once you draw this sword, you will no longer be human!

23 绝 PUBG: Horror Livestream 绝地求生之惊悚直播 Fate Is Yours to Seize缘去自夺Gaming1.0M WordsCompleted Please support the new book, Your Emperor Has Arrived! He livestreams his real life once a week, yet becomes the most powerful streamer of all; He is the dirtiest schemer on the entire server, yet earns endless admiration; He is the bane of cheaters, yet boldly asks how esports can even work without cheats; He himself is the ultimate cheat, because every one of his livestreams is a gamble with his life! 0Votes21.4kRecs54.8kFans

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Please support my new book, "Your Emperor Has Arrived"! He streamed live once a week, yet became a top-tier streamer. He was the most cunning and treacherous person in the entire server, yet he garnered countless praises. He claims to be the nemesis of cheating, yet he arrogantly asserts that esports would be unplayable without cheating. He himself is the most powerful cheat, because every time he streams, he gambles with his life! QQ Group: 675526337

24 女 The Empress's Pretty Boy 女帝家的小白脸 Arrow Up the Sleeve袖里箭Urban3.0M WordsOngoing This is a world where a single person can tear down a city wall with their bare hands, the empress keeps a qilin, a dragon lives in a pond in the Great Xia imperial palace, and there is a legendary Sword Mountain from which spirit swords sometimes descend to seek their masters. Ren Baqian clings tightly to the empress’s coattails and strides toward the pinnacle of life. Behind every successful man, there’s a woman. 0Votes840.8kRecs546.9kFans

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This is a world where a single person can dismantle a city wall with their bare hands. The empress keeps a Qilin, dragons exist in the ponds of the Great Xia Imperial Palace, and there is a Sword Mountain whose name is only known, where spirit swords occasionally descend to seek their masters. Ren Baqian clung tightly to the Empress's leg and strode towards the pinnacle of his life. Behind every successful man is a woman.

27 逍 Carefree Scholar 逍遥小书生 Rong Xiaorong荣小荣Historical2.9M WordsCompleted A 21st-century engineering graduate transmigrates to ancient times and becomes a poor scholar. A whole library is somehow stored in his brain, packed with every kind of knowledge! He isn't expecting to become a noble or a minister, but surely he can at least land a high-ranking post and have some fun, right? Facing the rising sun, Li Yi makes a grand vow and bravely takes his first step in this world. “Stop!” On a tall horse sits a stunning woman in riding clothes. After giving him a careful onc 5Votes1.2MRecs1MFans

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A 21st-century engineering student travels back in time to become a poor scholar. His brain is like a library, filled with all sorts of knowledge! Even if he doesn't become a high-ranking official, he should at least be a big shot for fun in this lifetime, right? Facing the rising sun, Li Yi made a grand vow and bravely took his first step in this world. "Stop!" Atop a tall horse, a stunningly beautiful woman in a close-fitting outfit scrutinized the woman for a moment, then waved her delicate hand lightly: "Tie her up!" The vicious bandits behind them swarmed forward... On their wedding night, as the stunningly beautiful woman entered through the door... Li Yi's grand ambition underwent a slight change. What does it mean to hold the highest official rank? Being granted titles and high positions is meaningless! I'm going to be the King of Mountain Bandits! Book club group: 686508501, welcome to join! (Important reminder: This book is for light reading, please don't take it too seriously!)

29 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 116Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

31 带 Bringing a Warehouse to the Great Ming 带着仓库到大明 Sir Dybala迪巴拉爵士Historical6.0M WordsCompleted Fang Xing transmigrated, bringing two warehouses with him! Other people transmigrate with an aura of supreme dominance, but all Fang Xing wants is to farm! “I just want to live a leisurely life in this era!” He owns a grand mansion and teaches a few disciples on the side, doing his best to help them climb the ranks so they can become his backing! But who could have guessed his disciples would be so unreliable? They actually turned out to 6Votes3.6MRecs1.4MFans

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The new book, "The Great Man of the Northern Song Dynasty," has been released. Fang Xing transmigrated, bringing two warehouses with him! While others transmigrate with an aura of dominance, Fang Xing only wants to farm! "I just want to live a leisurely life in this era!" He owns a large villa and casually teaches a few disciples, striving to help them climb the ranks so they can become his protectors! But who would have thought that the disciple was so unreliable, actually...

32 食 Food Wars: The Fake Little Master 食戟之冒牌小当家 Gentleman Dong绅士东Light Novel1.6M WordsCompleted Liu Angxing, who shares the same name as Little Chef, transmigrated into the world of Food Wars!… To sustain the toll that the “Super-God Tongue” took on his body, he had no choice but to set his sights on the pinnacle of the culinary world! With “instant-noodle-level” cooking skills, Liu Angxing could only use the System's accompanying “one-time recipes” to overcome each crisis while improving his genuine culinary abilities. From Golden Fried Rice, Dreamy Mapo Tofu, and Persimmon-Sauce Shredded 0Votes307.9kRecs235.2kFans

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Liu Maoxing, who shares the same name as the young master chef, has transmigrated into the world of "Food Wars!"... In order to maintain the physical demands of the "Super God Tongue," one must strive to reach the pinnacle of the culinary world! Liu Maoxing, whose cooking skills were at a "ramen noodle level," had no choice but to use the "disposable recipes" provided by the system to get through the difficulties while improving his actual cooking skills. From Golden Fried Rice, Dreamy Mapo Tofu, Shredded Pork with Green Peppers and Persimmon Sauce... To Phoenix Eggs, Phoenix Crystals, and Sea Bream Continental Maps... The recipes of "Cooking Master Boy" are being recreated one by one in Far Moon!