Nobody Better Mess With Me
谁都别惹我
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 974k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Life
- Updated
- 11y ago
- English
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I was almost finished, and you had to abandon it! For a paranoid like me, it's like paying for a medical bill! Zhang Xiaohua, you're ruthless.
The novel is very down-to-earth and very enjoyable.
I really like this novel; it's Xiaohua's favorite novel of all. 😁
I suddenly remembered that night many years ago when I first saw this book. Li Jing makes his entrance, wanting to be "approachable," but the protagonist says, "You are the people." This might be the first time I've learned what Marxism is.
Why is there so little data in this book?
Where did the last chapter about becoming a Buddha or a demon go? It's gone! I remember Sun Wukong should have appeared at the end, right?
The first-person narrative deters 70% of readers; many gave up after reading just a few sentences.
Zhang Xiaohua is good at telling stories, but it's a bit difficult for him to make them up.
The first time I read *Don't Mess With Me*, I was preparing for my postgraduate entrance exam. Thinking back, those were truly happy times. Every day, besides memorizing, I didn't have to think about anything else, occasionally wandering around and listening to Xiaohua's book.
#OnlineNovelFillingPlotsFestivalWishingSeason# I'm reading the physical copy of this book. When will Hua'er come back to write a new one?
Was this book previously blocked?