The Greatest Mash-Up in History
史上第一混搭
- Status
- Completed
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- 1.2M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Superpowers
- Updated
- 13y ago
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I fell in love with Little Flower starting with "chaos," when I read this book: So you've met Qin Shi Huang? "Nothing mysterious about him, he's just a fat guy." Instantly, my heart was filled with emotion and warmth.
This book doesn't feel like it's in the same league as *Chaos*; there are too many illogical and contradictory parts. *Chaos* would definitely be number one in monthly votes right now, it's such a shame!
I know Xiaohua likes to write humorous and lighthearted pieces, but the war section was really poorly handled... Actually, it would have been better if they had just avoided the war altogether... I remember before the expedition, the monk's assessment of the protagonist was that he was "not fond of grand achievements, nor prone to womanly sentimentality"... But during the war, he was indecisive, repeatedly disrupted military discipline, and acted recklessly... It was definitely below par.
Not opposed to first person
But this story is so silly... In the first chapter, the bus clearly didn't stop at its stop, and a fat guy, in a hurry to meet a client, took out a hundred-yuan bill to buy a ticket, and then the driver put the hundred-yuan bill into the ballot box... Is this some kind of fairy tale? Most importantly, the author says at the end of the chapter that they checked the first chapter several times...
The author has a wildly imaginative mind and a knack for humor. It's just a bit cruel to the protagonist; a few lousy assassins kill him over a dozen times, then try to kill his family, only to release them all without a second thought. It's like the protagonist is a level 100 expert who always messes up at crucial moments, then spends ages fighting with a bunch of level 10 newbies, either fighting them off or releasing them immediately afterward. It's really frustrating.
Before I knew it, I'd gone from a chaotic mess to a hodgepodge, and there's also the invincible Wang Xiaojun, and "Don't Mess with Me!"—I've finished all the books except for the one where he's not a monster. From now on, I won't read anything less than this amazing. I guess I've developed a kind of addiction, Xiaohua, only you can cure it… Hmph…
This book is really no good; the storyline about the Women's Kingdom is too idiotic.
The descriptions of chaos and eclecticism are excellent; I genuinely enjoy living with a large group of people, which is why I love "Don't Mess With Me" even more.
My favorite is Su Jing, a god among gods! 😍
The first online novel I ever read, I remembered it today and decided to subscribe to the whole thing.