Chinese Showbiz: They're All My Ties That Bind

(An unconventional entertainment-industry novel. The main focus is everyday life; everything else is along for the ride.) Luo Ge unexpectedly obtains a time-travel card that lets him travel both ways between 2013 and 2025. The card can draw cards of female stars from Chinese entertainment and form exclusive bonds with them. When he learns that the rules apply only to Chinese entertainment, he lets loose without a care in the world. He's just here to have fun! Fan Xiaopang grabs him. “Luo Ge, take me to 2025 again. I want to beat that old woman to a pulp!” Jing Tian hurriedly joins in. “Bro, I'm coming too. I wanna ask that old lady if there's something wrong with her head!” Reba looks at him expectantly. “Brother Luo, how am I doing in 2025? Did I become a Best Actress?” Naza raises an eyebrow confidently. “I'm so beautiful, I must be an A-list star over there!” Da Mimi says with complete confidence, “My Extra Sentence must have hit the market by now!” Only Liu Qianqian is completely confused. “What are you all talking about?” Everyone answers in unison, “Nothing to do with you. Go play by yourself, you walking health bar.” Liu Qianqian's eyes narrow. “Wait~ Something's not right!” Luo Ge looks at the well-behaved Chen Duling, Xiao Tian, and Zhou Ye. “You senior actresses are so temperamental. The post-2000 girls are much cuter~~” Li Yitong turns into a mischievous little cat and meows. “Boss, I'm much more obedient than the older sisters~” (Don't read if this isn't your thing, and don't skim a couple of lines before complaining~)