Xu Miaoyun and Wei Zifu Transmigrate to the Modern World, Shocking All Dynasties

Fresh out of college, Lin Bei wakes up one day and finds himself bound to a System that lets him pick two out of five people to teleport to the modern world. Treat them well, and he'll receive generous rewards.

And so...

"The Scholar Maiden," Xu Miaoyun, arrives at his home.

"The Empire's Mightiest Dowry," Wei Zifu, arrives at his home.

"The One-Armed Divine Nun," Princess Changping, arrives at his home.

And Li Lizhi, Little Sizi, Yue Fei, Huo Qubing, and many others... all arrive at his home.

Xu Miaoyun: "What crockpot chicken? What arrogant scholar? How could the Ming Dynasty possibly fall after just two generations?!"

Wei Zifu: "The Witchcraft Calamity? The Emperor plotted to have Ju'er and me killed?"

Princess Changping: "What the hell do you mean, the One-Armed Divine Nun?! And my disciple is Wei Xiaobao?!"

Meanwhile,

A gate through time and space opens, and Liu Che arrives in the Ming Dynasty with Wei Qing and Huo Qubing.

Liu Che and Zhu Di: "You're Zhu Di? The last great emperor of China?"

Huo Qubing and Lan Yu: "You marched to Wolf's Abode Mountain? You engraved your achievements on Mount Yanran?"