Plug-In to Cultivate Immortality!

[This book is light + sad + refreshing + farming + alternative villain] "Do you know how to cultivate immortality?" -I don't understand. "Let me tell you, in order to become an immortal, you first need spiritual roots, you also need the luck to win treasures time and time again, and you also need outstanding talents. Only then can you become an immortal!" -You mean, since I have no spiritual roots, no talent, and no luck, I can't become an immortal? "Can't fix it." Bang - slapped Master Tianlinggen on the table. -Is this something that can be repaired? "If you can't fix it, you can only watch others fix it." Bang - slapped the conscience-fed dog on the table. -Is this something that can be repaired? "If you can't fix it, you can only be beaten to death by the decent." Bang - Tianlinggen Corpse xN + Conscience Feeding the Dog + Self-created Extremely Evil Technique, were slapped on the table together. -Can this plus this be repaired? "…Who do you dare to ask your Excellency?" -I, Wu Xiaoyao, am nicknamed by others: The Thousand-Change Old Demon!