Stop Watching the Livestream, I'm Really Not the God of Wealth!

Zhao Qian, the Heavenly Court’s officially appointed God of Wealth, was banished to the mortal realm after getting drunk and plucking the Jade Emperor’s imperial cat bald. From the start, he was thirty thousand in debt and penniless. To stay alive, he bound himself to the [Emotion Collection System] and was forced to start a midnight livestream where people could pour out their feelings. He planned to use his sharp tongue and wild nonsense to trick viewers into giving him enough emotion points to buy instant noodles. Who knew things would take such a turn! He told a man on the verge of jumping off a building to buy a bottle of water and calm down. The man bought a lottery ticket on a whim and won the 300,000-yuan grand prize! He advised a rich man to buy a paving stone, hoping to have a laugh at his expense. When they cracked it open, it turned out to be imperial green jade, worth a fortune! He casually remarked that a certain stock had an ugly name, and the next day the company was hit by a scandal and its stock plummeted to the daily limit! The livestream’s comments grew increasingly outrageous: “Master Zhao, how should I spend these five million? Waiting online, urgent!” “Daddy! Please insult me! I want to get rich!” Zhao Qian broke down. “I’m really just talking nonsense!” But as his emotion points soared, the System’s rewards became even more ridiculous: [Words Become Law: Say, ‘Let there be light,’ and the stock market turns green!] [Fortune Plunder Card: Someone getting on your nerves? Take their good fortune!] [Divine Godhead Fragment: Reforge the God of Wealth’s golden body and rule over trillions in mortal wealth!] Before he knew it, Zhao Qian, who had only wanted to pay off his online loans, had become the living God of Wealth, worshipped by the whole internet! Facing his frenzied fans, Zhao Qian was close to tears. “Stop worshipping me! I’m really not the God of Wealth… Wait, why is the incense burning stronger and stronger?”