Sky Screen: Taking Little Sizhi as a Shopkeeper Shakes All Dynasties

Lin Xuan transmigrated to a high-martial world where the strong could pluck stars and seize the moon. After struggling for three years, he finally bound himself to an invincible domain centered on an inn. He thought he would be able to punch the leader of the martial arts alliance and kick the peerless sword immortal. Who knew he was actually a mortal with a useless body, unable to cultivate? Worse still, his inn was deep in the mountains, with not a soul in sight! Just as he was dying of boredom, a little doll as adorable as a painted figurine suddenly fell onto the sandalwood chair in the inn. Tugging at his clothes, she cried in a sweet, babyish voice, “Little hubby~” [Ding! Max-Level Child-Rearing System activated! Marrow-cleansing treatment delivered!] [Raise Little Sizi well and earn the heartfelt praise of the inn's guests to receive cultivation in return!] To reach the peak of the martial path, Lin Xuan began his daily life raising a child at his immortal inn. He cooked porridge with century-old snow lotuses and roasted the legs of ancient mythical beasts. He made the bloodthirsty cult leader teach Little Sizi underhanded self-defense tricks, while forcing the learned Confucian scholar to rack his brains writing bedtime stories for the little girl. And all of it was broadcast live to every realm and every dynasty throughout history on the sky screen above the nine heavens! In the Taiji Palace of the Tang dynasty, Li Shimin watched his daughter clutching a spirit beast leg, his eyes red with jealousy. “Sizi! Give Father a bite!” In the Xianyang Palace of the Great Qin, Ying Zheng nearly went mad as he watched Lin Xuan casually pour away a spirit liquid that could cleanse the marrow. “An elixir of immortality! I must find this place!” In the imperial garden of the Great Ming, Zhu Yuanzhang watched priceless spirit wood being burned as firewood and slapped his thigh. “What a waste! If our Great Ming had such an immortal foundation, we would have conquered the whole realm by now!” Lin Xuan only wanted to brew a pot of spirit tea at his inn, hold Little Sizi's hand, and watch the flowers bloom and fade in the courtyard as he made his way to the summit of enlightenment!