All My Cringe Writing Came True

“I don’t get it!”

“Why is everyone talking about me transmigrating into the dark-history fantasy novel I wrote and becoming a random villain who gets kicked to death by the protagonist?”

“As if my journey in another world is doomed to end in disaster!”

Reporter: Mr. Ivan, but you confessed to the heroine who disguised herself as a man, then got involved with the neighboring kingdom’s vampire princess. You even imprisoned the Goddess of Dawn as a doll, and made the villainess you adopted pledge her loyalty to you!

“It was all part of my plan to save the world!”

Reporter: Then which one of them are you going to marry?

Ivan, initiator of the Great Expedition, commander of the Second Empire, the ever-rising Moon of the Spirit World, and Regent of the Federation, stared at the women who had placed their household registers in front of him. Cold sweat soaked his back.

[Wasn’t this supposed to be the dark-history novel I wrote?]

[Why, after winning them over, is everything turning out so differently from what I expected?]

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Also known as: “My Dark-History Stories All Came True,” “I Transmigrated, So Why Is My Dark History Still Haunting Me?” and “My Nemesis Could Never Become My Wife”

Elements: [Adventurers], [Mishmash Worldbuilding], [Pseudo-DND]