Workers Fight to Rectify the Westward Journey Workplace

I am Sun Wukong. Heaven sent me to catch monsters, and I lay down on the monster-killing platform: "It's time to shit with pay." The Jade Emperor scolded the monkey angrily, and I dug my ears out: "Catch monsters, catch monsters, it's impossible in 966." The Dragon King accused me of overthrowing the Dragon Palace, and I crossed my legs and said, "That's because Party B failed to meet Party A's needs." Nezha asked me to fight, and I pointed with my backhand. Nantianmen: "No company is allowed outside working hours." Until the day when the peach garden came under my control, I directly announced: "The orchard is my work station, and lying down is my faith." The Seven Fairies Picking Peaches were dumbfounded, and I took out the employee handbook: "You didn't bring the Jade Emperor's approval slip? Please go through the OA process for official business." The Jade Emperor went crazy and asked me what I wanted. I took out a copy of the "Revised Draft of the Heavenly Labor Law" and said, "First, let me pay my grandson's five insurances and one housing fund."