Resurrection: an Urban Legend

My name is Li Mo, a social worker who is overwhelmed by housing loans and relies on instant noodles to survive. The day I went to Mount Tai to relax, I was hit in the head by a golden light - it wasn't bird poop, it was the ancient 'Myth Resurrection' system! The system said: Want to survive? Just do something for me! Do something big! Let mortals see with their own eyes what it means to be a fairy! So: At the Jade Emperor Summit of Mount Tai, the phantom of the giant spirit standing tall in the sky tore through the sea of clouds. Thousands of people took photos on their mobile phones, and the military sealed the mountain overnight! Huashan is thinking about crossing the cliff, and the phantom of the old Taoist spirit of the immortal wind triggers the sea of ​​clouds to turn into Tai Chi. The ancient martial arts circle and Taoism are completely crazy! On a thunderstorm night in the Qinling Mountains, the phantom of the giant python that failed to survive the catastrophe was wiped out by the world-destroying thunder, leaving only the burnt "dragon scales", which made experts quarrel! I hid in the rental house, gnawing on cold steamed buns, watching the commotion on the Internet, hiding my merits and fame.