
The Apocalypse Never Came, but I Became a Clown and Took the Internet by Storm!
末日没来,我成小丑爆火全网!
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A common misunderstanding in doomsday rebirth articles
Many novels have fanciful misunderstandings of our manufacturing system now dubbed "Cthulhu Industries." In fact, our current productivity will only explode into terrifying production efficiency when we produce mature products. Take this book as an example. A new product such as the Cyber Sun Potted Plant in the latest chapter is unlikely to produce a high yield within a month. Because new products require newly debugged production lines, teaching industrial workers new technologies, mobilizing production resources, introducing logistics to the market, and a series of changes. So this book commits a common problem common to doomsday rebirth novels, that is, the so-called doomsday is set too urgently, and one month is too short. Without any signs of doomsday, almost no one will believe it. In the real world, especially in the relatively peaceful Chinese society, it is usually difficult to integrate the entire production system. So if the setting is really time-sensitive, then the protagonist will inevitably be forced to make limited choices. The longer you lay the groundwork in the early stage and the wider the shop is, the more fake it will be. Of course, we readers of this book already know in advance from God's perspective that the end will not really come, but the current protagonist in the book must not have such a knowledge, so the author is advised to keep it tight and write in line with the character's behavior. Don't just write about it and write about it, so that it is full of foreshadowing. When necessary, some ideas and branches of the plot should be discarded.
In reality, he had already been banned for spreading rumors. It's okay if it's not popular. If it's popular, it will be broadcast live. It depends on whether you are banned or not, and you will be detained for a few days.
It's over. I saw the comments on the shelves. There is really no apocalypse. Then isn't this just a live broadcast wearing a doomsday skin? It's broken and I've been deceived.
Judging from the author's settings, there should be a real virus, but it should be due to the protagonist's butterfly effect that didn't break out.
Recruiting 100 security guards is a bit of a trick. Let's not talk about the 100 times consumption of supplies. If the apocalypse comes, will the people's hearts stand the test?
After reading for a while, I couldn't help but look forward to the arrival of the last day, and couldn't help but steal the author's draft (just kidding🐒)
On the 30th day of rebirth, the last day before the doomsday comes, a doomsday party is being broadcast live in the doomsday bunker of the big anchor Brother Doom. More than 500,000 people on the entire network watched the finale of this grand carnival online, waiting to see the moment when Brother Doom, ruined and in debt, would meet on the rooftop. "The end is coming, I'm so scared, please ask a sister who is 1.7 Meters tall and good-looking to comfort me" "Waiting to meet Brother Doom on the rooftop" "Upstairs, I have bought a house and saved money to stock up on supplies. If Brother Doom lies to me, I will really see you on the rooftop (dog head. Jpg)" "You You will definitely not see Doomsday Brother on the rooftop. Even the loan and salary in a month are only one million yuan. How about paying it off in minutes with this popularity?" Countless speeches flashed in the live broadcast room. The popularity of the live broadcast room firmly occupied the first place on the platform. Countless fun people were mixed in, speaking over and over again, waiting for the arrival of the final fun. While drinking eight plus one, Zhang Wanchen was discussing the doomsday preparation list with Sha Niu. He was watching the heated speeches in the live broadcast room and thinking about what he had done in the past month since his rebirth. His thoughts couldn't help but surge up: "I have gained tens of millions of followers in a month, and I have a company with a valuation of over 100 million. It would be great if there was no doomsday. Let's go through it well." I can live a life of wealth and freedom if I work hard. I have no interest in money. Unfortunately, everything will come to nothing in two hours. I hope these people watching my live broadcast can escape. I have made some contribution." "Boss, it won't really be the end of the world in two hours. I really believe that I'm acting with you." Zhang Wanchen, who came back to his senses, silently repeated hundreds of times: "It's fake. I'll go sit on the stage to pay off the debt and support you after the broadcast." The silly girl laughed strangely: "That's not necessary, Qinhuangdao Food Factory will still pay for it. There is a live broadcast with goods, but I don't know what show you are going to live broadcast later, boss, how is love, I thought of a domineering female CEO who saved the live broadcast from bankruptcy and turned into a clown. Zhang Wanchen slapped the little assistant's hand away, feeling warm in his heart, knowing that she was deliberately acting out of fear that she would be under great pressure. After all, in her opinion, this was the life and death of her live streaming business, with one side being heaven and the other side hell. The speech in the live broadcast room changed suddenly due to the interaction between the two "Female anchor, stop teasing the male assistant, please do it for me!!!" "Silly girl's eyes are straight, she probably only has abdominal muscles in her heart, and her hand can't help but reach out" "My silly girl, please doomsday brother straight up Can you please let the silly girl go home after the show?" I feel so tired of typing and I don't want to move anymore. I originally thought of writing something that netizens would ridicule. The main character was in disbelief and then became happy and frustrated again. Netizens called her acting skills to kill the Best Actor in an instant, and the number one scene on Douyin. I don't want to move anymore. Go to bed and wait for the author to post it. This chapter is definitely worth it. I have to put it on the shelf and polish it, and write a paragraph in the last chapter before it goes on the shelf, "We are so noisy downstairs, I don't know what happened." "Look outside, what Brother Doomsday said is true, the doomsday is really coming." "I feel like I'm suddenly dizzy. I don't know fjdksoifkskdocofokje jfjjdjf" "No, don't scare me" "Hurry up and close the door! " Now that I'm afraid of conflicting with the author, I can't bear to delete it. Thank you for your hard work. Please write it carefully. I hope it won't disturb you. I will give you the monthly recommendation votes later. Please don't scold me and please improve it 🙂
Is it possible that it's not that the apocalypse has not come, but that the butterfly effect of the protagonist's live broadcast on the entire network is too great, and the apocalypse has been wiped out?
The author has more than 30 days until the end of the world. I want to ask you, how many chapters do you want to write in these 30 days?
Have you experienced the end of the world? Just take it for granted and just write it!
It's boring. It's boring to write like this. The protagonist should have awakened lightning or other powers in the doomsday environment before rebirth, and then he hasn't awakened it after rebirth. When the protagonist live broadcasted the doomsday countdown with seven days left, he suddenly awakened the superpower, and used it in the live broadcast to speed up the construction of the doomsday base, which shocked everyone. Everyone: No, host, you are serious! Then write the official reaction, watch the live broadcast of the water friends' reaction, and the social reaction. As a result, after everyone was anxious to prepare for seven days, the end did not come, and there was another twist.