Fortune-Telling in North America, I Really Am Not a Wizard
人在北美算命，我真不是巫师啊
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 590k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Superpowers
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Is the author's butt okay?
0 Readers, 8 chapters, 21,000 words, heavily featured on the cover—I can tell the author got this book through connections and favors. 😥
Chapter 52, on self-defense, inexplicably launched into a lecture, rambling on and on with a bunch of nonsense, wasting another shameful five minutes of my otherwise boring life. 😆
Many people question my wind blowing
Guys, is it possible that this is because my previous book was a bestseller, and that's why I got this perk for my new book? I was caught off guard too! I'm currently revising the outline and haven't written many words yet! They just pushed it on for me, this... Is such a waste.
Cow
It takes courage to start a new book without changing your pseudonym.
What was in chapter 23? It was pure toxicity. Chapter 24 even had a notification saying the content had been changed. I don't know how toxic the previous content was, but the current content is truly disgusting.
The author may not be familiar with American affairs. At the very least, they likely don't understand the section on disaster relief in Florida. The US president is nominally the highest military commander. However, the National Guard is part of the militia, directly managed and funded by the state governments.
The more I read, the more something felt off. The story of the two Runren being robbed in their home spans from the latter half of chapter 25 to the first half of chapter 29, with the protagonist only described as kicking the house once. The rest is just irrelevant details, inner monologues, and background descriptions.
Free things are the most expensive.
Nine years of compulsory education only waives tuition fees but adds other hidden costs. University tuition is cheap, but the diploma has no value. 3,000 Yuan can't buy a single migrant worker but can hire a bunch of college graduates. 985, 211, And master's degrees are all depreciating. The root cause is an unfair distribution system; everyone is grabbing a 2% slice of the pie, and the remaining 98% are crushed if they dare touch it.
The beginning said the gang didn't want to offend the protagonist, but in the next few chapters they started targeting people the protagonist knew. What the heck?
The premise is indeed good—Taoism goes to the West to spread its teachings. However, they provide body-cultivating and qi-training methods, but the protagonist hardly practices them. The missionary work is even more absurd; he goes directly to help disaster victims, sometimes even facing resistance from them. Are you sure this is Taoism? Isn't Taoism supposed to be "take it or leave it"?