A Tianjin Native Never Loses SAN

Good. This is what I wrote "Cantonese people eat dried meat from the old gods when they lose san" "Beijing people dig tunnels in Lalayeri" "Hainan people took off Mr. Ke's diving mask" "Shandong people don't let gauze Nicholas serve on the table"

I saw a multi-eyed and bearded monster in the middle of the sea and river. There is a saying: Flesh wings and tentacles are densely covered, blood is floating on the bank of the sinking river, and the Dagon believers are shouting in unison, the name of the ancient god is ~ Cthulhu ~ Pa!

I don't know how to design clothes, so I drew a few pictures for fun.

By the way, do people in Tianjin really speak cross talk?

I understand, even if the protagonist's soul passes through, he still behaves like an old Tianjin person, and I don't feel anything unusual. But in the eyes of the locals, he is just a strange investigator who speaks broken common language and makes no sense. The cross talk turns into a curse, the ancient magic tricks turn into magical powers, the strangeness is exorcised in a muddle-headed way, the ancient gods look directly at them inexplicably, and they jump around and hit each other, and the joy is reborn in another world.

If there is an audio book released in the future, I must ask an authentic Tianjin person to read it. Others are not that interesting.

Is it good or not? Ask for a divine farmer! This introduction is really weird. I clicked in and out again, as if there was a bug.

In fact, I have been writing this review for several months. I didn't expect to be able to post it all of a sudden today. It's a bit sad Finally it's time to finish. It's a bit sad but more of a reluctance to let go. This may be the first time I have such feelings for an online article. I may not have been reading online articles for a long time, only about ten years, because many toilet paper-related articles have smeared this group so much that I didn't feel very cold for a long time. So why do I have such feelings for this book? This brings me to the question I want to talk about: When you read this book, what exactly do you see? Some people see the humor of the crosstalk actors, and some see the frame of the story. Of course, more people see the organic combination of the two. (Except for some people who regard this article as a one-punch superman, who are looking forward to breaking it off every day. Such wallowing is not within the scope of our discussion today.) But in my opinion, this book is more like a love letter to Tianjin people and the locals themselves. Liu Biebai is of course a very good young crosstalk actor (even a little too good, I have never seen anyone like him at his age in reality). But before he was a crosstalk speaker, he was first of all a Tianjin native. Some friends from other places may not see it clearly, and think that some of Liu's behaviors are brought to him by the cross talk profession; but we locals can see clearly that his every move and smile, his movements, sitting and lying, and even some behaviors that seem unbelievable to outsiders, all bring out the shadow of the old Tianjin people. Here, for the first time, I have to praise the author, Old Man Spider, for being able to portray a local image so vividly, which shows that he has a lot of life. However, we all have lives, so why can he write well? This writing style is not for nothing. So Liu Biebai, a lifelike Tianjin native, came into our view. When we look at him, we are not looking at ourselves. Everyone knows that when reading time travel novels, the sense of immersion is very important and very difficult to describe. Liu opened his mouth, ate the pancakes and fruit, and drank the pulp. Didn't he feel a sense of immersion? Another point of the time travel article is to look at the collision between different eras and different cultures. Ordinary time travel stories are naturally about ancient times and modern times, backward productivity and current technology, manifestations of saints in front of people, etc. But this book is a collision between Tianjin culture and imported Pink culture that is rarely described in modern online articles (even modern culture). It has to be said to be a new track. When Xiaohu acquires humanity little by little, accepts Liu and traditional culture little by little, and even opens his mouth to blossom, isn't this a cultural victory? The pleasure this brings to readers is really not comparable to the low-level pleasures of tutu, tutu, and that. Then there is the description of the old man Spider, the first of which is of course the portrayal of the arrogant Mi Lier. I still say the same thing, it's not that tsundere has faded away, but that there are fewer and fewer authors who can write tsundere well. Nowadays, those 288 writers write tsundere that is more hateful than the other, which makes everyone's teeth itch after reading it. Coupled with the intensifying confrontation problem that is fueled by certain things, tsundere is becoming less and less popular. Old Man Spider understands this problem very well: Tsundere is not a bitch. A character, especially a character in the protagonist group, should be described in a positive way to meet the perception of most readers. The subsequent descriptions of Xiaohu and others are for your analysis, so I won't praise them one by one. So this book has no shortcomings? Yes~~ (it's written on the blackboard) Otherwise the book Spider wouldn't just win the second prize, it would have to win the special prize. In my opinion, Spider is very concerned about the foreshadowing he has deliberately laid, and it is extremely smooth to use it. However, sometimes there are some things that obviously seem to be improvised or even changed settings (for example, at first, the Holy Maiden seemed quite relaxed and wanted to go out for a walk, but later it became the Holy Maiden trapped here and unable to run away, and then there are settings such as Mi Lier's father and grandmother), which may give people a little impression. . Sluggish, of course, this does not rule out that people like me are too picky, haha. Of course, I know that this may be unavoidable in online writing, but I still hope that it can be carefully polished in future books and realize the financial freedom of platinum writers as soon as possible~ Tianjin is really too complicated (not in a derogatory sense). He has a foundation, but it is not very developed now. He has culture, but no one promotes it. I have had a lot of conversations about this topic with my friends, and I finally came to the conclusion that our gadgets have always been in a state of sinking, and are in a state of "two possessions" with modern civilization. Highly educated and capable people don't understand tradition (or are too lazy to practice it), while people who spend their days in the market are incapable of spreading the word. To be honest, Spider's book is the best combination of the two that I have ever seen on the weight loss Internet, and the combination is quite good. I think the reason why a place can become the hometown of certain people and gather a group of people who can be called "xx people" must have its own unique culture that can gather so many people around it. This is what people in this place should think about, inherit, and innovate. Spider has done this, so for me, this book will probably be my first choice for a long time. After all, he wrote what I felt and did what I wanted to do but couldn't do. If there are new books, I will definitely support them, no matter whether they are related to local culture or not. But if I can see new books related to the local culture, it will be a blessing to the local culture.

This book is very picky, and it is not the kind that can cater to everyone's tastes, but if you pick it right, it is very interesting and unique. There is no meal replacement for the time being (Truth Voice cannot be counted). The author's acceptance speech actually clearly explains the underlying logic of the book's protagonist being able to run rampant in the world of Cthulhu as a crosstalk actor: his thinking is incompatible with Cthulhu's system, which is equivalent to wanting to If you want to install Android software on Apple and use RMB to buy goods in the novel world, if it cannot be installed or circulated, there will be no viruses or exchanges. This logic itself is not problematic, but to support it, it depends on the writing and the author's cross talk background (pfft). This is connected with the selection of people mentioned above: if you are a cross talk lover, this book comes with its own audio. The Tianjin accent automatically sounds in the protagonist's mind when he opens his mouth, so it will be very fun to read this book; readers who know a little about cross talk and like Cthulhu and COC (that's me) will also enjoy it; if you have no interest in cross talk and can't get the clue, it's Apple and Android, and there is a sad barrier between us. But that's it. It's okay, just read a novel, if you are happy, just change it, there is no difference. On the other hand, if you are happy, then this book is good, and there is no need to be like others. This is the only one in this niche field (meaning cross talk), so I had a lot of fun reading it, and I am very happy. I am also grateful to the author for writing such a good book and making me so happy! Let's see in the future!

It was a very difficult round to test the water, but we finally won it after hard work. When I started writing a book, the competition was very stressful. After one round and two rounds, my popularity was not bad... I won't edit it later, so I won't say I'm not doing my job properly. In short, two sentences. Thank you, thank you all. Comments and rewards along the way, monthly recommendations, collections and promotions. I feel a little embarrassed about it. Thank you for your support. I will continue to work hard. After the first round, I still have to bear the burden of the second round and leave it to everyone. Please help me next Tuesday and catch up on reading. Then it's time for a brief Q&A. I'll just say it briefly, because if I say too much, it will be a spoiler. Question 1, will Liu Yonglu always be powerless? Answer: No. Question 2, Liu Yonglu's views on the world. Answer: It will be covered soon, don't worry. (Actually, I prepared a bunch of words before writing this post, but deleted them all as soon as I typed them up, because I found that no matter what I said, it was actually a spoiler, haha) Finally, there is a prize-free guessing session. After leaving Axel, Liu Yonglu embarked on a new journey. So this time, facing the gathering of mysterious scholars in the Sabins Forest, which important figure will appear to help him? A. Sister Li spreading pancakes. B. The saintly lady. C. Obtuse angle. D. Heroine. Okay, the answer to the mystery will be revealed in the future adventure. The audience who guesses correctly will receive the reward themselves, a monkey rubber band in their pants.