Newton Is Born in the Ming Dynasty
牛顿降生大明朝
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- 232k Words
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- Historical
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- Song-Yuan-Ming Dynasties
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- 1y ago
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You, a mere magistrate of Chun'an County, are only a seventh-rank official, and your background is that of a mere scholar who passed the imperial examinations. How dare you commit such acts of disloyalty and disregard for the country and your family?
I've seen the joke before that British temples are too small, and that it's better suited to Chinese folklore. 😏 Finally, someone's started this book! It suits my taste perfectly. I'll cast two monthly tickets to support it. Author, please don't abandon this project!
Newton's arrival in the Ming Dynasty was like entering a vast blue ocean.
Newton's scientific achievements were mostly written before he was in his twenties. In the decades that followed, he devoted himself to researching how to use science to prove theology and to gain official positions. Moreover, due to the emphasis on lineage in Britain, there was a ceiling to Newton's ability to hold office. However, the Ming Dynasty did not have such rules.
My humble pen is dedicated to Niu Xuxing
Having attained profound understanding, my mind and body are refreshed; the immortal cave opens the gates to teach and spread the word. By thoroughly investigating the profound principles and comprehending the ultimate truth, one can soar upwards with remarkable skill. Looking back on the songs of our students, we still hold the common people in high esteem. Sages descended from heaven because of prayers, expounding the wisdom that leads to the understanding of all things.
In the first week, Newton toasts you. In the second week, you and Newton toasted each other. In the third week, you were imprisoned by Newton, awaiting execution in the autumn.
Newton was actually a pure-blooded Chinese.
Newton was born in 1643, and the Ming Dynasty fell in 1644. Is such a coincidence possible? Newton was actually a descendant of the Ming imperial family, and should have been surnamed Zhu. However, to escape persecution by the Manchus, he was entrusted to Western missionaries for upbringing before being brought back to England.
Do you know why Stephen Hawking was paralyzed? He was paralyzed because he refused to toast Lord Bull.
Qidian always has some geniuses who can pull off these mind-blowing tricks. When I saw Lord Niu using Halley's Comet to flatter Emperor Jiajing, I knew this book was going to be a hit. 🙂
I saw a post on Tieba (a Chinese online forum) asking what would happen if Newton had been born in the Ming Dynasty. One witty reply said that Newton spent his entire life researching science before the age of 28. After 28, when he was studying theology and power struggles, he saw the various factional struggles in the Ming Dynasty and thought: "I've come to the right place."
Lord Niu saved the Ming Dynasty, punching Confucius and kicking Mencius; truly a saint of our time!