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A Tianjin Native Never Loses SAN 天津人永不掉SAN
You have your unspeakable horrors; I have my storytelling, jokes, and singing. In a steam-powered civilization surrounded by all manner of ancient and outer gods, ordinary people are twisted into madness by the slightest contact with ancient knowledge. Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk performer from Tianjin, transmigrates into this world. Face to face with the old gods and their kin, he stays perfectly calm, picks up the clappers at hand, and launches into a routine. “Clap these bamboo boards toget
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Why Can't Crosstalk Count as Bardcraft? 说相声怎么就不能算吟游诗人
[Adventure] [DND + a few original elements] [Stand-up-comedy bard] Where did this fast-talking bard come from? What happened to the lute? A dragonborn army surrounds the city? I’ll perform Eight Panels for you, and have you questioning your whole life as a dragon before you’ve spat up ten liters of blood. Kobolds launch a surprise attack? I’ll start reciting Eight Hundred Soldiers Race North Across the Slope, and my words will thunder like a sonic blast, knocking down the whole lot of them. Cult
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Lu Mingfei's Superpowers Refresh Every Day 路明非的超能力每日刷新
In the early summer of 2004, Lu Mingfei stands up to his bully, only to be kicked out of his aunt’s house. At the moment he feels most helpless and heartbroken, author? No. An arrow comes flying toward him Become a Stand user, Lu Mingfei! Time stop! Everyday Miracle: Act One! Three superpowers refresh daily. Pick one of three! From [Time Stop] to [Hypnosis] to [Instant Teleportation], if you can think of it, there’s no superpower [Everyday Miracle] can’t grant! … On a rainy night, a Maybach, a m
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Chinese Showbiz: Returning Home to Become a Top-Tier Star 华娱:从回国顶流开始
Chen Dong wakes up in a parallel world, Blue Star, and discovers that he's taking part in a televised singing competition and is about to go onstage. At the critical moment, he awakens the Grievance Points System. Collect grievance points to redeem all kinds of rewards. So Chen Dong gets an idea and rearranges “Exaggerated” on the spot. “Ahhhhhhh!” The crowd shrieks like they've been electrocuted. His unhinged singing leaves the whole venue stunned. People foam at the mouth and convulse on the s
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The Four Disciplines of a Bard 吟游诗人的四门功课
Lin Qi, a fan of traditional Chinese folk arts, transmigrates to another world and takes up the craft he learned in his past life, becoming a traveling bard. The thing is, this bard knows an awful lot. The orcs want to fight? He launches into a performance of The Brash Man, summoning two burly men. The elves need healing? He performs Tong Ren Tang, and their ailments vanish. You’ve got a haunting problem over there? Don’t worry, I’ll sing you a lament. Would you like The Weeping Spirit or The Se
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The Deyun Troupe Is Reborn, and Master Guo Reunites with His Traitorous Disciple Cao 德云集体重生,郭班主再遇曹逆徒
“The saddest thing is that a disciple I’ve raised for years would want me dead.” With just one remark from Master Guo, Cao Yunhai, who had been forced out of the troupe, realized everything had changed. The junior brothers he had personally trained turned on him, cursing him as inhuman. Loyal Deyun fans mocked and reported him nonstop. A family tree even saddled him with the label of an ungrateful traitor who had betrayed his teacher. But who knew that this so-called traitor was simply a wage ea
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You Call This Crosstalk? Have You Ever Heard of Guan Yu Fighting Qin Qiong? 这也叫相声?听过关公战秦琼?
Zhou Hai transmigrates to a world where crosstalk is woefully underdeveloped. Though he'd originally planned to give it up, he still joins his troupe in entering a crosstalk competition. But the competition has everything except crosstalk. Young performers plagiarize jokes from the internet. Famous performers recite a few lines of poetry in praise of the nation. One artist's disciple even leads a group of crosstalk performers in singing, “Eat grapes, but don't spit out grape skins.” Watching a m
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I Run a Crosstalk Club, and Down-on-His-Luck Lao Guo Joins for Free 我干火相声场,落魄老郭倒贴加入
Wang Cheng, a lover of traditional Chinese performing arts, transmigrates to an early parallel version of China. But he discovers that the crosstalk association has already disbanded, and the Deyun Society from his previous life will never come to be. So he decides to strike out on his own and open a crosstalk theater in Yanjing. In 2004, he becomes a sensation with the help of a radio station and his own talent, igniting a huge wave in China's crosstalk scene. But then Guo Degang, who had aband
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After Taking Advice, I Became a Top-Tier Star 听劝后,我成了顶流男神
“Guys, with a face like mine, is there any hope for me?” After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Zhe finally sees the harsh truth and falls into despair. His predecessor is freaking ugly! He just can’t take it! So Li Zhe vents his frustration with a post on Douying, asking for advice. To his surprise, netizens come through with a whole bunch of suggestions... “Dude, not gonna lie, that giant headshot of yours nearly gave me depression in the middle of the night. There’s no hope for you.” “@
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Deyun: The Little Junior Brother's Life Takes a Turn 德云:小师弟的反转人生
The last disciple of the Hai generation unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1990s, just as his master makes his third trip to the capital. With no money and no one to turn to, he faces the fickleness of human nature and the harshness of the world. A great hero may wield a gun and command the winds and waves, but he cannot fend off hunger, cold, and poverty. Frustrated at every turn, he loses heart. “Am I really not cut out for this line of work?” “Master, don't worry.” “The east wind usually blows
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Crosstalk: You Asked Me to Manage the Youth Team, Now They're All Stars 相声:让你代管青年队,全成角了
Just as the Qingyun Society was reaching the height of its fame, its youth troupe was on the verge of disbanding. At the critical moment, Gu Zhouxing was appointed in a crisis and made captain of the youth troupe. Two months later. When Gu De just came to inspect, he was stunned: “I put you in charge of the youth troupe, and now they're all stars?!” [This book is entirely made up. Please don't associate it with any real people!] [Don't take it too seriously. Just enjoy the fun.]
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I Want to Become an Omniscient Artist in the City 都市之我要成为全知艺术家
The host asks: “Is there anything you don’t understand or can’t do?” Ling Ya replies: “Anything outside the arts.” Yet everything in this world is art. Sheng, dan, jing, mo, and chou; immortals, tigers, and dogs; wiping tables and sweeping floors; emptying his master’s chamber pot; helping his mistress nurse a baby. A truly all-knowing artist is an artist in every sense of the word. Group number: 943759380
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Reborn as the Prince of Crosstalk 重生之相声王子
Reborn as Cao Jin, what am I supposed to do? Tell jokes, maybe tease Old Guo? At this rate, I’m probably going to get cursed to death.
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A Comedy Explosion 喜剧大爆炸
I like Peking opera, love performing crosstalk, enjoy skits, and also love movies. I grew up in the opera world, but I am mediocre at singing, reciting, acting, and acrobatics. I was immersed in crosstalk, yet I only muddle through speaking, imitating, teasing, and singing. Hey~~ Celebrity singers, actors, and entertainers are all part of the lowest social classes, so none of us is better than the others. My name is "Kaixin." With a pen, I can pacify the world; on horseback, I can settle the rea
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Master of the Mystic Arts in the City 玄门高手在都市
He comes from the mystic arts sect, commands all kinds of wondrous techniques, and has lived for thousands of years.
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A Qianmen Disciple in Showbiz 文娱之谦门弟子
Synopsis: As the beloved disciple of Yu Qian, the queen of comic dialogue, Golden Lotus Award-winning Best Actor, and vice president of the Rock Association, Tang Ning receives his master’s help and gradually sets out on the road to superstardom!
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Deyun: From Unmasking the Trick to Becoming a Legend 德云:从扒马褂开始封神
Zhou Yuntian transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a member of Deyun’s Yun generation! But every time the troupe promotes him, he ends up having bad luck. Over the years, even the junior fellow disciples who came after him have become famous, while he remains stuck in the middle of the pack. Finally, more than ten years later, his master plans another “unmasking” routine to give him a big push. Onstage! Zhou Yuntian: “I’ve got a wild story. I once crashed a motorcycle into a Xiali. I saw
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The Charlatan Imperial Advisor 骗子国师
Who says the Imperial Preceptor is a fraud? Miss Kou’er of Xiyue Tower, Miss Qinglan of Chunfeng Tower, the third concubine of Master Liu, the salt merchant Guo the Widow, the prefect’s second daughter, the younger sister of the Minister of Justice, the prime minister’s sister-in-law, Princess Baoyue of a neighboring kingdom, and even the Empress Dowager herself... all say so!
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From the Start, I Transmigrated into a Superstar 开局我穿越成了大明星
Synopsis: Han Boyu is accompanying his boss at a business dinner when he unexpectedly transmigrates and becomes a popular effeminate male superstar. He can hardly accept it, but just then, the Best Acting System activates. [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the Strongest Performer System!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You signed in on a film set for the first time and gained an acting skill that lets you remember everything you see!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! The first film you
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King of Traditional Opera 曲戏之王
In the pleasure quarters, the songs are always about the nation and its people. The performers hone their craft, singing of love and hate, joy and sorrow. Over five thousand years, countless forms of traditional performing arts were born and countless kinds of opera took shape, giving history the weight it bears today. I am but a humble performer. Allow me to present a song and dance. Dear guest, please stay in your seat and hear me out. Yu Chengyi gains a golden finger that lets him enter t
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The World of Crosstalk 相声风云
A century of upheaval in the world of comic dialogue. Just as it sank into its darkest hour, a new master arrived. From then on, traditional performance shone once more, standing tall at the peak of the performing arts!
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Crosstalk: I Really Did Go Solo from Deyun 相声:我确实单干德云
The theater went under, leaving me deep in debt and as despised as a rat in the street by the comedy world. I was only livestreaming to make ends meet, but the whole industry blacklisted me. Cao Yunchen threw back his head and laughed. A blacklist, you say? Then let the storm rage all the harder! Deyun Workshop! I’m going to make it on my own with Deyun!
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Great Han: From Fortune-Teller to Marquis of Ten Thousand Households 大汉:从算卦郎到万户侯
A boy who spent high school doing nothing but watching short videos transmigrates to the Western Han dynasty and becomes Dongfang Shuo, the Han dynasty’s foremost court jester. He has neither Dongfang Shuo’s fortune-telling skills nor the many golden fingers enjoyed by the protagonists of transmigration power fantasies. See how he relies on his knowledge of short videos and the scant memories he has of Records of the Grand Historian to stir up the Han dynasty.
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Run! That Crosstalk Performer Is Here to Survive a Heavenly Tribulation Again! 快跑!那个说相声的又来渡劫了!
The cultivation world is a place of constant change, with three thousand paths to the Great Dao. Some master the sword, some cultivate demonic arts, and some... perform comic dialogue? Zhang Xiaogua, a transmigrator whose course was knocked askew by a bolt of lightning, carries a bagua compass and speaks with such dazzling eloquence that every word has a sting. Anyone who opposes his way must first sit through one of his rapid-fire routines, then take a verbal barrage to the face. This is the st
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Deyun’s Top Star 德云一哥
In 2022, a bungee jump made Zhao Tianqi one of the one in five hundred thousand. What terrible luck. But no one expected that he would be reborn. He had no System, only knowledge he'd been born with and a determination to keep working hard. He joins Deyun Society and makes his way into the entertainment industry. Watch as I turn the tides.
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You’re Forcing Me to Leave on My Knees? Fine, I’m Done with Deyun 下跪逼我离开?这德芸社不待也罢
“I lead the team on tour, and each show brings in hundreds of thousands in ticket sales, but I only get 150 yuan in performance fees?” “I've worked diligently for ten years and watched Deyun Society grow and prosper, yet my monthly salary is still only 4,500 yuan?” “I treat you as my master and talk to you about our bond, but you talk to me about contracts?” “I only wanted a little raise. What did I do wrong!” As the senior apprentice of Deyun Society's Yun generation, I followed you, Guo Degang
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The Great Revival of the Gods 神明大复苏
In a bustling modern metropolis, there are people blessed by the gods. They wield supernatural powers, roam the city's streets after dark, and dispel the terrors hidden in the fog. The gods watch over the earth, and mythology is no longer mere legend. But... have you ever wondered? The gods of ancient myths may not be as sacred and noble as people imagine. And the familiar myths may not be as bright and glorious as the legends claim. The Golden Crow plunges into the abyss, Kui Niu weeps blood, C
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Showbiz: From Bottom-Tier Star to the Ultimate Heartthrob 文娱:底流的我成为了攻略系男神
After transmigrating to a parallel world called Blue Star, Han Xu discovered that he had become an unpopular, washed-up starlet. With his entertainment company preparing to squeeze every last bit of value out of him, Han Xu's Perfect Life System activated just in time. He bravely stepped forward and said no! [Hey, Han Xu! See that gorgeous woman in a red outfit and black stockings over there? Go boldly win her over, and you'll enjoy a wonderful encounter...] [Target locked: Liu Ruyan.] [Current
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Deyun: This Junior Uncle Is Pretty Strong 德云:这个小师叔有点强
On New Year's Eve, Chen Murong was recognized by Old Guo and coolly stepped in to save the show. What? This young man's seniority makes him a martial uncle? This martial uncle seems to have quite a talent. What, he also has a master from the martial world? And he's connected to all Eight Sects of the martial world? ...
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The Ninth Sect’s Patriarch in Deyun 德云里的九门家主
In 2016, Zhang Yunlei, Deyun Society's senior apprentice, fell off the stage at the Jinling stop. The unfortunate Li Pingjing was struck by him, and they were both reborn. After being reborn, everything stayed the same, except that all sorts of people from the Nine Gates suddenly appeared in his life. For some inexplicable reason, he also became the young master of the Zhang family's outer branch in the Nine Gates. From then on, the twenty-year conflict over who would lead crosstalk, along with
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Doing Crosstalk Just for Fun in Chinese Showbiz 说相声逗华娱玩玩
Zhou Zhou awakened a [Crosstalk Grandmaster System]. As long as he could make the audience laugh onstage, he would gain energy and improve his abilities. His fellow apprentices never imagined that the least talented one, who only got in through connections, would eventually become a crosstalk grandmaster. A senior apprentice in trouble? I'll be his strongest support! Crosstalk in decline? Then I'll make it shake the entire entertainment industry! Variety-show comedy? Just wait for the overwhelmi
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I Am a Gentleman 我是个先生
With a sharp rap of the clapper, endless tales of refined gentlemen unfold. Koudao Xiansheng is a comedic storytelling prodigy the likes of whom appears only once in a century.
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Deyun’s King of Traffic 德云流量王
That year, Deyun Society was weathering one crisis after another... That year, Wang Shaojun returned... This is the story of a crosstalk performer in a new era! This is the legend of a new-era king of popularity!
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The Idle Folk of Deyun 德芸有闲人
This is a comic novel, with occasional stories from the entertainment industry. This is a wish-fulfillment novel, filled with stories I imagined. This is a lighthearted novel. If it makes you laugh, all the better; if not, never mind. Lazy, lazy, lazy! If you're looking for thrills, don't come in!!!
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After They Mocked Me for Driving a Xiali, I Became Deyun’s Top Star 开夏利被怼后,我成了德云一哥
In 2006, Liu Xingchen makes some money thanks to the scenes in his dreams and buys a Xiali. To his surprise, while he is buying cigarettes, a Deyun Society apprentice crashes his Xiali with a motorcycle, leaving it completely wrecked! From then on, Liu Xingchen becomes connected with Deyun Society. After joining Deyun Society’s He division, he begins his own cross-talk career. From then on, Deyun Society has a new member who dares to argue with everyone, Liu Hechen! Guo Degang: My favorite appre
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Taking to the Stage: It All Began When I Met the Head of the Deyun Troupe 下海从艺,从遇见德云班主开始
Qi Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world in the year 2000. At twelve, his love of cross-talk leads him to make the journey alone to Guangde Tower to find the head of Deyun Society. In the pouring rain, he spots a familiar figure. Short, chubby, and a little dark. Without a second thought, he runs over through the rain, startling Guo Degang, who is hurrying along with an umbrella. “Good grief! It’s raining this hard, kid. Are you crazy?” Guo Degang stares speechlessly at the drenched stranger,
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Crosstalk: My Senior Disciple Is Far Too Arrogant 相声:我家大师兄太豪横了
Tang Yunyao, the senior apprentice brother of Deyun Society, has always been a refined young gentleman in front of the audience. But... “Da Lin, I’m talking about you! I’ve known your father longer than you have! Luan Duidui, does seeing your shiniang make you lose all your nerve? Let me tell you, your shiniang and I are like brother and sister! Jiuxi drags your shiniang out shopping all day, buying her things in every way imaginable. You know what that’s called? That’s a job well done! And Xiao
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Doing Comedy at Tingyun Pavilion 从听云轩开始说相声
Yang Yunsheng, a crosstalk performer from Tianjin, returned to 2012. At the time, Cao Yunjin had just founded Tingyun Pavilion. Cao, a friend of ten years, strongly urged Yang Yunsheng to join him there. At the most important crossroads of his life, one path meant joining Tingyun Pavilion and facing criticism from the outside world, while the other offered the temptation of staying in the capital to develop his career. As a nobody, a mere novice in the crosstalk world, how would Yang Yunsheng ch
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Starting Out as a Variety Show Superstar 从综艺巨星开始
From the start, the *Back to Field* crew rescued him from the sea. Zhu Yuan: What are you doing? I was just taking a nap on the water! Zhu Yuan: Here, little sis, this wild luminous pearl is for you, and you can have this pearl too. Zhu Yuan: I really don't act, and I don't take part in other variety shows either. Well, that didn't last!
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Deyun: It All Begins with Douxiaoshe 德云:从斗笑社开始
The story of a newcomer to crosstalk who starts out on The Laughter Society, gradually becomes well known, and eventually grows into a variety-show king.
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Back to 2004: I'm Deyun's Junior Brother 重回2004:我乃德云小师哥
Gu Yunsheng, a nobody in his previous life, unexpectedly returns to 2004 and, by chance, forms a connection with Deyunshe, becoming a junior brother in the Yun generation. This is Deyunshe's hardest year. Both theaters have stopped working with them, and there seems to be no hope for the future. In the midst of this crisis, Gu Yunsheng can't even get the most basic clapper routine right. When Deyunshe needs him to step up and save the day, how will Gu Yunsheng get them through this crisis? Fortu
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Getting Famous Is Actually Easy 出名真的很简单
During summer vacation, I casually filmed a few short videos with my son. I never expected them to go viral! Is getting famous supposed to be hard? Is making the headlines supposed to be hard? … Because it all seems pretty easy to me. "This story is entirely fictional!!!"
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The Mysterious Returns: Seventy-Two Earthly Fiends from the Start 诡秘复苏:开局地煞七十二变
The red moon appeared, and the mysterious returned. “My name is Yang Ming. When I opened my phone and saw this text message, everyone except me was dead.” Yang Ming woke up to find that he was the only living person in the entire company, and that this strange text message had appeared on his phone. At that moment, Yang Ming was freaking out, because his usually friendly boss and coworkers had all taken on an eerie, otherworldly air. I am Empress Cheng Jiaxin. I transmigrated back to ten yea
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Please, Just Let Me Make a Terrible Movie 求求了让我拍烂片吧
Many years from now, when Lin Kai steps onto the stage to accept an award, he will surely remember that distant afternoon when he first made a film. Reporter: “Director Lin, you’re the youngest president of a multinational conglomerate, a world-renowned film artist, and a cultural creator who changed the world. You’ve made famous films such as Charlotte’s Web, Titanic, and Westworld. Is there anything you’d like to say to everyone?” “Honestly, you probably won’t believe me.” “I don’t even know h
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Tales of the Pagoda's Pleasures 浮屠风月传
A thousand years ago, to help all living beings find ultimate liberation, he left his lotus throne, shed his golden body, and entered the cycle of reincarnation once more. A thousand years later, he returned to this world as Li Baimao, a xiangsheng performer. But he found the common people praying to demons and monsters, while evil spirits sat high in the halls of power. And he himself had become Buddhism's most wanted criminal. With no temple to go to and no precepts left to follow, he would st
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Deyun: It All Starts with Promoting Our No-Refund Policy 德云:从宣传不退票服务宗旨开始
[New book: Deyun Society Reborn as One, and Master Guo Reunites with His Rebellious Disciple Cao] After a car accident, Wang Yunfei transmigrates into Deyun Society as Guo Degang’s senior-most disciple. But in 2003, Deyun is struggling to stay afloat. To keep the few dozen audience members they had managed to attract, Wang Yunfei makes some outrageous claims. “Everyone, once you enter this theater, there are absolutely no refunds! Our service motto is: No refunds!” “Though if you really want a
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Forced Out of the Troupe, I Took Deyun’s Young Master with Me 被逼退社,我转手带走德云少班主
Cao Yuncheng was once Deyun Society’s most dazzling performer. Who could have guessed that kneeling at a birthday banquet would turn him into a public enemy? The fellow apprentices he had taught the craft to all betrayed him, setting traps for him at the most crucial moments. Even as Shaobing was about to be promoted by Tingyunxuan, Deyun Society lured him back. Cao Yuncheng didn’t care. He took the performer he had likewise poached back with him and went onstage. “This is a performer from my Ti
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Reborn to Learn an Art, Starting with No One Knowing Me in Crosstalk 重生学艺,但从相声无人识开始
Zhou Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that the crosstalk he loves has fallen into a deep slump, a far cry from how popular it was in his previous life. When the crosstalk club his master runs is about to close, he hesitates, unsure whether this craft can still make a living. Then his master takes him to an old house. "These are nearly lost routines your grandmaster spent half his life compiling." "This is an incomplete manuscript, a keepsake left to your grandmaster by a lat
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After the Mainstream Kicked Me Out, I Became Deyun’s Number One Star 被主流开除后,我成了德云一哥
Wang Cheng unexpectedly awakens the Quyi System and signs up for the Long Division entrance auditions at Deyun Society. At the final round, his mastery of storytelling, comic dialogue, cross-talk, and singing leaves everyone stunned. When they learn that his teacher was a mainstream performer who once opposed Deyun Society’s vulgar style, the whole internet erupts. But while everyone else is in an uproar, Yu Qian has already made up his mind. “De Gang, I say we take this guy on the spot. He’s go
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I Am the Young Mister 我是小先生
Zhang Yi has a dream. In it, he spends three years learning comic dialogue at a place called Deyun Club, then takes a short, pudgy guy with dark skin as his master. After years of working his way up in small theaters, he is finally about to hold his own solo show. Then he wakes up... …Book discussion group: 863539507
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