
You're This Bad and You Want to Go Pro? Go Home and Raise Pigs
这么菜打什么职业?回家养猪去吧
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 2.7M Words
- Genre
- Gaming
- Subgenre
- Esports
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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Seeing that Faker has won four championships suddenly reminded me of this book. What a boomerang! 🙂
Yeah, the new team composition is too idealistic. Selling Xiye is possible, but Clearlove is definitely out of the question. If they really did that, they might as well have some fun and bring in Dafei; the comments section would explode.
This is the novel with the most serious retconning issues I've ever read. The author writes whatever comes to mind, sometimes even forgetting the content of the previous chapter, resulting in numerous inconsistencies. As for the game mechanics descriptions and match drafts, don't even bother reading them; the author's skill level is practically nonexistent. How can you expect her to write any exciting game content?
The criticism is a bit... The most ridiculous thing is his professional attitude and personality. He doesn't practice any of the strong meta champions, and he's disgusting in GSL, but his skill is undeniable. Clearlove was a coward at Worlds, afraid to engage, but in the LPL, his skill and professional attitude are impeccable. Dafei has become abnormal this year, but did he have any flaws or problems before? Does he negate everything about others because of a period of time?
So you're writing this, trying to lose again, huh? This kind of low-quality, plot-driven writing is disgusting.
Why is Peanut even in this story? Does the author really like Koreans that much? I know Korean players are indeed strong, but why would a novel have to include this? They started doing this in the LCK, and now that they're back in the LPL where they can practically pick their own teammates, they're still doing this. And it's Peanut, in particular. I'm outta here.
I've read 33 chapters... I'm speechless. The entire SKT team is speaking English. The whole chapter is just a blur of English letters. And the plot is terrible. Shouldn't the matches be about the heroes? This book is just "xxx (name) uses their ultimate, the opponent xxx (name) dies, then one kill, two kills, three kills." There's no detail at all, it's so uninteresting to read.
Seeing Faker's fifth championship reminded me of this book again; the boomerang has finally flown back. 🙂
Honestly, if there were a female lead and Eun-jung were brought to China, your book would definitely be a hit.
Bingbing