The Water Margin Nobleman

He has absolutely no strength, only knows how to revolve around women. Without any power, women can only be used by others' leftovers. Such a pathetic protagonist is best left alone. I can't stand this kind of humiliation. As a transmigrator, he doesn't utilize any of his inherent advantages, so what's the point of transmigrating? He even goes and provokes Zhao Yuannu and Li Shishi. You think you're worthy? You're just a small-town landlord, not even particularly wealthy. There are countless noble families in Dongjing, and Emperor Huizong himself—can you compete with them? You have no money, no people, no soldiers, no power—it's outrageous. Especially the part about Sun Erniang—she's completely henpecked. A person like that can never achieve anything great. I'm leaving.

Li Shishi, Qiongying, Jin Cuilian, Lin Niangzi, Hu Sanniang, Yulan and their maids, Pan Jinlian, Pan Qiaoyun, Yan Poxi, Lu's wife Jia, Lin Chong's wife, Sun Erniang, Jiang Menshen's wife,

The author writes well, but goes a bit too far in praising the heroes of Water Margin; you seem even more humble than Song Jiang. One must be strong oneself to succeed; flattering them might have some effect, but it's not very useful.

The Four Great Classical Novels: Romance of the Three Kingdoms (Cao Cao's tale of treachery), Dream of the Red Chamber (Daiyu and Daiyu), Journey to the West (the Journey to the West), and Water Margin (Jinlian). One may not know Water Margin, but one will certainly know Jinlian. 😏😏😏

He called his adoptive parents old lechers and wished they would die sooner, but he treated Wu Song like his own father, fawning over him in every way. (The protagonist's adoptive parents treated him very well. When Wu Song first appeared, he was portrayed as a very unlikable person who bullied the people by relying on his strength.)

Please give me some investment, heroes! If you could give me some votes, that would be even better. I've been busy these past few days, so my update schedule has been a bit irregular. Please forgive me!

Don't be fooled by the title; this is fan fiction based on "Jin Ping Mei".

The plot is ridiculous and absurd, all made up for the sake of entertainment.

I won't watch it if the female lead isn't a matchmaker. 😰

What a character! He even pooped in his pants. A normal person's first thought is to take a shower, but this guy seems to think that pooping in his pants is a perfectly normal thing to do.