This Is How You Cultivate to Become an Immortal

Reincarnated as a good-for-nothing and jilted by my fiancée? I casually opened the Heavenly Dao Friends List.

The Immortal Venerables of the myriad worlds are my mutual likes, and demonic overlords beg me to repost their cultivation arts.

I only wanted to quietly become a famous cultivator online, but unexpectedly, the Heavenly Dao banned me.

If the Heavenly Dao is unjust, let's see who dies in the end: him, or me, as I ascend by stepping on his tribulation lightning?

Wait, this tribulation is strange. Why is someone messaging me privately to ask if there's a discount on my tribulation package?