Dear Mr. Sheep

[A heartwarming romance between bestselling author and screenwriter Lu Mian and popular, acclaimed heartthrob Jiang Shiyan!]

[There are a thousand kinds of love in the world. This kind is called: I write the script, and you act in it.]

Jiang Shiyan was a hugely popular idol and the nation’s heartthrob. Every day, thousands of female fans flooded his Weibo comments, calling him their husband:

“Honey, I love you!”

“Honey, look at me!”

One day, their husband posted a Weibo.

@JiangShiyanV: When will I get to hear you call me honey? @ChangAnLuV

Afterward, the famous author Chang An Lu reposted it and replied:

@ChangAnLuV: Honey, from today on, please take good care of me. @JiangShiyanV

The fans: “Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! Don’t stop me! I’m going to explode! Anyone want to jump off a building together? Let’s do it!”

[Before the heartthrob went public with his relationship, he only posted ads on Weibo. After he revealed his relationship, he only posted couple content.]

The fans: Woof, woof, woof!

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Jiang Shiyan says that having an author for a wife isn’t always a good thing.

For example

His writer wife had recently stopped updating her serial novel.

Unable to get hold of her, her readers left comments on his Weibo instead.

“Please tell your wife to hurry up and update! We’re stuck at such a frustrating part!”

Jiang Shiyan turned to look at his wife, who was bent over her computer, typing. “Mianmian, your readers are chasing you for updates in my comments now.”

Lu Mian looked close to tears. “Stop rushing me! I’ll update any minute!”

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Lu Mian says that having a celebrity for a husband isn’t always a good thing either.

For example

Ever since their relationship went public, his fans were always leaving comments on her Weibo.

“Author Chang An, please share some private photos of our oppa! Sob, he hasn’t posted on Weibo in ages.”

Hounded into it, Lu Mian casually snapped a photo of her sleeping husband and posted it on Weibo.

The fans exclaimed, “Oppa is so adorable in private! I want to touch him. [Starry eyes]”

Lu Mian turned to look at the man snoring beside her and touched his face. What was so adorable about him? He was a schemer through and through!

The man opened his dark eyes. “You little rascal, what mischief have you been up to behind my back?”

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[A new March story, full of warmth. Dive right in with your eyes closed!]