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[The heart-warming love story between the famous best-selling author and screenwriter Lu Mian and the popular and powerful actor Jiang Shiyan! [There are thousands of kinds of love in the world. This kind of love is called, I write the script and you act it. Jiang Shiyan is a popular idol and popular male god. Thousands of female fans call him husband every day in Weibo comments: "Husband, I love you!" "Husband, look at me!" One day, their husbands posted a message on Weibo. @V: When will I hear you call me husband? @V Later, the famous writer Chang'an Lu retweeted the Weibo post and replied: @V: Husband, starting from today, please give me your advice. @V Fans: "Holy shit, shit, shit! Don't stop me! I'm going to explode! Is there anyone who can form a group to jump off the building? Make a date!" [Before the male god revealed his relationship, Weibo only posted advertisements. After the male god revealed his relationship, Weibo only posted dog food] Fans: Woof woof woof! ＊ Jiang Shiyan said that sometimes having a wife who is a writer is not necessarily a good thing. For example—— The novel serialized recently by my wife, a writer, has been discontinued. The reader couldn't find her, so he left a message on his Weibo. "Help us urge your wife to update the article quickly. It's really uncomfortable to be stuck here!" Jiang Shiyan turned to look at his wife who was typing in front of the computer: "Mianmian, all your readers have come to me to urge me to update." Lu Mian looked devastated: "Don't rush me, now!" ＊ Lu Mian said that sometimes having a celebrity husband is not necessarily a good thing. For example—— Since the relationship between the two was exposed, fans of his girlfriend have always left messages on her Weibo. "Master Chang'an, please take my brother's private photos! Hey, my brother hasn't posted on Weibo for a long time." Lu Mian was tangled up in quilt and couldn't help it, so he casually took a photo of her husband sleeping and posted it on Weibo. Fans shouted: "Brother is so cute in private! I really want to touch him. [Star Eyes]" Lu Mian turned his head to look at the sleeping man next to him, and touched his face. How cute was that? It's dark! The man opened his dark eyes: "You little villain, what bad thing did you do behind my back again?" ＊ [New article in March, Nuan Nuan's story, just jump into the trap with your eyes closed!