One, Two, Three, Freeze

Name: One, Two, Three, Freeze
Author: Nine Ears of Grain

一二三木头人

by Nine Ears of Grain (九穗禾)

Status: Completed
Length: 157k Words
Genre: Romantic Youth
Subgenre: Pure Youth Romance
Updated: 10y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

One, two, three, we are all wooden people, unable to speak or move.

You are my gravity, while I am merely one ten-millionth of yours.

(Please don't be scared off by the synopsis, this is a cute and cheerful light read~\(≧▽≦)/~)

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61Chapters

62.5kRecommendations

21.1kFans

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