I'm Not a Fangirl, Male God

[Excerpt 1] I realized that you’re the man of my dreams I’ve been searching for all these years. I think I’ve fallen in love with you. [Excerpt 2] My dream man, be my boyfriend. I have lots of good qualities too. I can eat, drink, and sleep. [Excerpt 3] My dream man, I’m not boy-crazy. I just happen to love handsome men. My dream man, just wait. I’ll melt your icy heart.