The Song Family's Lady Is Not to Be Messed With

Meng Jianwan is quite famous in her circle. She could have lived the life of a pampered heiress, but instead she insists on being a badass who can do everything.

The badass curls her lips into a smile. “Don't fall for me. It won't end well, unless you can beat me.”

Young Master Song makes his declaration of love: “I think loving someone means buying her a sports car. If one isn't enough, buy her two. If that still doesn't work, add a private jet or a luxury yacht!”

Meng Jianwan: “Okay, I'll think about it.”

*

Before their wedding, Song Yu already knew Meng Jianwan was a little menace nobody should mess with. After they married, she got even worse.

Song Yu is busy when his secretary rushes in. “Mr. Song, your wife beat up the young master of the Cheng family at a bar. He's already in the hospital.”

Song Yu takes it in stride. “She even hits me. Why would it be surprising if she hit someone else?”

Secretary: “...Actually, it's not your wife's fault. The young master of the Cheng family just got back from studying abroad and didn't recognize her. He mistook her for an unmarried young woman and hit on her. I heard he touched her face.”

Song Yu's hand pauses as he signs. He raises an eyebrow. “Did the young master of the Cheng family break his hand?”

“No, he didn't.”

“Then I'll go break it.”

“...”

From then on, Mr. Song made an announcement: “Friendly reminder: the madam of the Song family is not to be messed with. You'd better steer clear if you see her.”

Onlookers: “She's only this outrageous because you spoil her. You even turned the villa into a chicken farm because your little wife loves raising chickens and collecting eggs.”

*

Mr. Song spontaneously breaks into a rap: “Thought she was Mengderella, but she's a flower that rules the world. So I brought her home, pot and all, to keep her from wreaking havoc on you all. Yo, yo, yo!”

Meng Jianwan: “You're done for :)”