
Lord of the Secret Arts
秘巫之主
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 3.6M Words
- Genre
- Western Fantasy
- Audience
- Male
- Subgenre
- Modern Magic
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Qidian
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The plot and writing style of this book are actually above average, there is nothing disgusting about it, and the plot settings are also very beautiful. Logically speaking, it should be a good book. But its biggest feature is that it is meaningless, and you can't feel the joy of reading at all. It doesn't feel watery even if you say it is full of water, but it is like eating chicken breast, without a trace of taste. The more you force yourself to read, the more disgusting it will be, but when you stop, it feels okay. I hope the author will make some progress in his next book and become a god in one book.
If the author can update twice a day, the results will definitely be better. The updates at the top of the rankings are not bad either. The quality of the book is not much worse than others, the main reason is that the update widens the gap...
I specially went to the starting point that I haven't visited in a long time and said a few words to the author. During this period, I started to kill the secret witch. To be honest, this book is definitely the book that I have been chasing for the longest time. Although I always get fatter and then kill it, it is definitely the earliest one among the several books that I am chasing now. The time span should be three years, right? I felt very sad when I saw Fat Fish scolding him when he mentioned that pirated readers were having sex for free. I felt very sad after reading it. This person must always have some quality. If you look at the thief, why would you rush up to scold the author? The Master of Secret Witches has several million words, right? After reading it for such a long time, you have the perseverance (since you hate this book, it must be that you are no longer interested, right? I use perseverance to describe it, it should be OK) to come up after reading it? There's something wrong with these people. I don't hide it from Fat Fish. I really don't like reading novels at Qidian. I always recommend a new book to me after reading one book. I clicked in again, and then I don't know what happened, but I got stuck on another book. Me:? ? ? And it's troublesome to open this chapter one by one. But I will reward you seriously. It is not accurate to say that tipping is because these are actually subscriptions, but tipping is much more convenient, and round numbers are very friendly to obsessive-compulsive disorder. Very convenient. But recently I discovered that those lists don't seem to be paid by rewards... Well, so, how about you give me an idea, which one should I use for rewards? Or is it better to subscribe? This is a bit of a misnomer. In short, over the years, I have been coming to Qidian one after another to give some money. The author also needs to eat. I have been following this book for so long. Isn't it too much to give me a tip? At least I can eat two meals of instant noodles But speaking of it, I feel that I have tipped almost 50, but the fan value is only 3060... [Scratching my head in doubt] Ah, it's wrong again. Is there any book friend who has fully subscribed to tell me how many fan points are required for a full subscription? I can definitely make up for it, mainly because I am too lazy to calculate. To sum up, although I watch Theft (I can't correct my personal habit and don't want to watch it again), I have a clear conscience. After all, I am also a money giver [Tan Shou]. Maybe I gave less, but at least I gave. But let's forget about those useless pirated copies that come up and yell at them, right? Can't you live with your conscience? Oh, I overlooked it. After all, you have no such thing as conscience. … Okay, after scolding these unqualified people, let's share your views. This book definitely has some things that are not good enough. Even Overlord's Best Friend has some things that are not satisfactory, such as the comics. However, this result is indeed a bit beyond my expectation. When I came up to read it, I opened the list and took a look. It ranked 24th on the fantasy list. For such an old book... Fat Fish, you are a bit miserable. My thought at that time was: Damn it, is the starting point so ignorant? But forget it, everyone has their own preferences, maybe this kind of detailed and uncomfortable description is indeed a bit... I also felt a little uncomfortable sometimes when watching it, the surreal Cthulhu style, plus the fat fish's reaction to a bunch of disgusting things The description of things is very detailed, such as flesh and blood, sticky things, etc. As for beauty, the vocabulary is very small... Anyway, I have never seen a different description of a goddess. I still remember the words about Sally's head blooming. Hahaha, I laughed to death. The recent volume of We Are Light is very good, and there is indeed progress. But Fat Fish has been watching Greek mythology recently, right? Persephone, Ispaterani, and that old man from Sai. There are quite a few people he can match up with, oh, and that son. Let's talk about other things, Sally was indeed a bit poisonous at the beginning, and now many people probably don't like it, but... I feel like Sally is the most important and biggest plot driver in this book, right? (Laughs) How many major events started with her? No wonder so many people were talking about poison at the beginning, and Fat Fish refused to remove him. This must be the main plot. Go on. I feel very regretful in my heart. When Tang Qi signed a contract with Sai He, he said that if he broke the contract on his own initiative, he would marry a male Wanling... I was quite looking forward to it, but the heroine's mood would definitely be very complicated. Oops, I've thought about it. If Tang Qi is forced to break the contract for the sake of the plan, which Wanling will he cooperate with to get married? After thinking about it, the furnace is too violent; it is impossible to summon an octopus for such a trivial matter; the most promising friend is the Lord of Thorns... Although Raphael is very good, Tang Qi recently promoted a new male subordinate, the God of Doom, and it must be him. , Ahem, this is just my private thoughts, so don't worry about it. Of course the book is very good, and there is nothing I want to change or can change, so... The next step should be the end. Using my poor writing skills to quote a poem may not mean this, but I think it is still very appropriate to use it here. May we live forever and share the beauty of the moon thousands of miles apart. I wish people may live in peace, books may last longer, and I may write better. Finally, I look forward to the six-pack abs. Although I can't see them, imagine them, they are still so cute, haha. [Escape with a Pot] I don't know if it's appropriate to use a screenshot of this fairy's video, but suddenly I really want to use it here. Gods and gods, holiness and nobility. Madam, you shouldn't blame me, right? (Laughing)
I found that there are many critical reviews. Although this book is not perfect, it is definitely a good book worth reading. The world view and various settings are very rich, and the plot design is interesting. What I like the most is the newspaper reports every time after the protagonist has done something~ The extraordinary world will be open to ordinary people soon, and the protagonist should be able to gain a large number of fans through various newspapers and media~ This book is said to be worthless by you. I am quite curious, what novels do you usually read when you are so picky? I've been reading a lot lately, so please give me some recommendations!
Recommended book title: Becoming invincible after acquiring skills from reincarnation in a different world Recommended summary: Gaining knowledge of all things + world-leading skills after reincarnation, mysterious resurrection, facing the Witch of Doom, it is so dangerous, provide me with the monster attracting buff, you obediently go back to sleep, the evil god's organ is so dangerous, offer her skills in exchange for skills! What God of Light is blocking the front, push it away. When the world has no secrets in my eyes, and equipped with invincible martial arts, I will become the supreme master Invincible style novel, Chinese men should be invincible in another world The biggest failure of the novel is regardless of it, No matter how fragile or organ the gods are, they should not be easily pushed away. I really can't see where these gods are strong. Just like this, it feels like watching a college student frantically solving questions in front of elementary school exercises. It seems very strong, but it has little meaning
Is this level of experience serious?
0.01 Percent? Killing elites to gain twenty times "experience" once is only 0.2%... Does the author really have a corresponding concept? This level of improvement is slower than that of a mortal cultivating immortality! Moreover, this weak progress brings a significant improvement in the protagonist's ability. In this comparison, the later power system will almost inevitably collapse. Is it because there was no later outline design when the book was started? Or is it that the author intends to be like a certain wizard novel, where the protagonist for thousands of chapters is still an apprentice?
I feel that the layout is not big, there is no sense of grandeur, just nesting in one place.
The details are very good and the author is very knowledgeable. I wish it a great sale.
A newbie passed by and read this book after seeing it had a high rating. I really like this style. The author writes very well. Come on.
As for me, I just read this book, but this is the original version. Although it is the first free chapter, but I can't see the 60th chapter and there are only two chapters missing. What am I doing? ? ? ? It greatly affects the viewing experience. Really, if you just open a single chapter and apologize so that I can prepare, it will be better than me looking for a long time to find out that there are fewer chapters? Dark
Extraordinary power can allow me to think big, but I can still withstand it 🪖
A brief discussion of supporting roles
To be honest, this novel is quite good, but I feel that there are always some problems. But before, I only had a vague idea in my mind. Until now, I discovered that there is a big problem - the supporting characters in this book lack a sense of existence. First of all, this book is almost 700 chapters long, but the only supporting character that impressed me so far is the Count, and the description of the Count is not adequate. And other supporting characters, such as Sally. This should be the heroine. But the author's description of it is too little, and the image is not full enough. Another example is Miss Puppet Planter (sorry I have forgotten her name) and Miss White Witch. To be honest, they were all briefly touched upon, and their characters were not developed at all (when I first read the book, I thought they were important supporting roles). ,,,, Oh, by the way, there is also the Celestial Dynasty. At that time, the author said that the Celestial Dynasty and the Shenying System were different, but they disappeared later.
After raising it for a month, I finished reading it
I really like this book and have been reading it.
The author's pioneering star and delicate techniques and ingenious structure are breathtaking
Come on, Fat Fish! Extremely eager for the final act to arrive! Update soon!
After reading two to three hundred chapters, I felt that it was too pretentious and almost invulnerable. The old witch emphasized at the beginning that she would die as soon as she said she would die. There was no ups and downs in the plot. It was boring. Of course, it is a cool article. Just pretend I didn't say it. The taste is different.
Looking forward to the follow-up
In the future, let the God of Light transform into a rabbit, and then blow the rabbit's head off with a hammer
Come on, author, just write well according to your own ideas. According to the current plot, there is nothing inappropriate. Those who are critical and say how you should write it should be ignored. How many good books have been ruined just because readers put pressure on the author because of their self-righteousness? Just ask the author to stick to his own ideas. Please, please stick to your own ideas! Few books become popular because they are revised and modified by readers, and there are many books that are thrown off the street because of this. I remember there was a book with a mere one or two hundred chapters that had monthly votes in the tens of thousands. But because of the author's heartless nature, one reader said it was bad, and another said the description was not good. The book was revised and revised several times, and finally it was completely abandoned.
At this time, I have checked my college entrance examination scores. Although it is not my ideal score, it is not in vain for all the years of reading. I hope that after seeing this, those students in high school will work hard to get a good score and not waste their time. Whether it is games, novels, etc., They can be read without affecting I watched it while studying. I couldn't completely abandon reading novels and playing games when I was a freshman in high school until my senior year in high school. No matter how many times the teacher checked, my mobile phone was not received several times. It's a pity that these smarts were not used where they should be. I still hope that high school students and other brothers can work hard. Can the author add some details? Thank you!
Saw an interesting story
I just saw a story that the author may be able to use as a reference. It is about a nurse in England in the late 19th and early 20th centuries who originally lived a happy life, but suddenly suffered from acromegaly, her appearance was out of shape, her husband died, and she went to perform in a circus to raise her four children. She was called the ugliest woman in the world. I still prefer some of the stories in the early stages of this book, such as the count and the witch. They are not only entertaining, but also touching 👍
I just came across this book a few days ago and it is very good. Finished in 3 days... Full subscription, monthly pass given Then... There was a shortage of books again
It's all over, the rest of the story is unappealing, and the ending is even more incomprehensible. Anyway, I'm really disappointed. To sum up, it's a torture-gou-comeback. There's too much abuse content, the gou part is too slow, and the comeback is written very blandly, and it doesn't feel very exciting 🥱🥱🥱
In my mind, The Secret Witch is a very mysterious book. I hope the author can write the rest of it well, kill the bitch of destiny and advance to the master, and then experience other scenery of the mysterious universe (the line of bitch of destiny is too long and the protagonist is too passive). I hope that the protagonist can experience other copies of the mysterious universe as a clone on the way to the master. The clone's weak god-level combat power should be enough in other worlds. Also, I hope to receive more followers from God.
This book was okay until around chapter 750. From about 750 to 800 chapters, I skipped reading completely. I didn't understand the setting of the origin of the Gods. Logically speaking, it is only in the middle stage. This setting is completely aimed at the final big boss of the web novel. Even the Lord of Light, who is the top god in Western fantasy, is a lamb to be slaughtered in front of it. The slaves have all been destroyed. The Lord of Light must have gone too far. The level of the whole novel plummeted from chapter 800 onwards, and I suspected that the author had changed. After skipping to chapter 900, I lost all motivation to continue reading.
This story is really well written, but the author is obviously a serious person, and the characters he wrote are also very serious. There is no contrast between cuteness and no flaws, so we readers are obviously full of crookedness, but we have nowhere to complain. This is such a sad thing. Actually, if you think about it, there are many cute characters in the story, such as the big-mouthed glutton, the cute little elf, the goat monster cousins, Raphael the Lord of Thorns and the Holy Confessor, who are obviously very serious figures but like to beat people with thorns, and the androgynous Samuel, etc., Etc., Each image has its own characteristics. But the author's outlook on life is very upright, and even the weirdest characters will feel natural. The protagonist can be saved or eliminated, and the process is neither accurate nor passionate at all 😅. I just feel comfortable. Um, so most of the time there are no comments because the plot is so flawless that I can't find any faults. As for the shortcomings, although the characters are all very good, the connection with the protagonist is very weak, and the people the protagonist cares about are all safe and sound. There are no conflicts or crises, and naturally there are no explosive points. So I feel that the author is a shy and good person. He really wants to make arrangements for the protagonist and the people around him clearly, and everyone has a good destiny. However, the protagonist's life events are too shy to write about. Although I really hope that everyone will have a happy ending, the author should not be careless and abuse him. Otherwise, how will he blow up all the diving salted fish?
I think all spirits' garbage and excrement can be used, by unknown means or processing, to turn them into fertilizers, fertile soil, and the tree of life (which requires a lot of imagination on the part of the author to secretly steal the river water of destiny for watering) and take root here (in a land polluted by all spirits, the tentacles of the gods are quite suitable as tree roots), and produce pure Pure colorful dream flowers (special effects), the fruits breed special and exclusive dream races (such as elves, little angels, similar to slave black mud), use waste, study the power of plants (gods also need rice, extraordinary people also need rice, noodles, fruits, tea) to farm and develop the dream kingdom. Exclusive Druid or Food Wizard genre. {"NickName":"The old tree in front of the cliff does not fly flowers","UserId":192929343} One of the authorities in the dream kingdom, it is suggested that human nature is good, children's dream realm is inviolable, and childhood is inalienable. The dreamy fairy tale town slowly purifies the soul and protects it, opens up the fairy tale wizard genre, and joins the kindergarten teacher profession in reality.
From picking it up to putting it down again I have read this book before and I really like the background from the early to the middle period. In the context of the reappearance of mystery, the protagonist's continuous adventures as a wizard are really interesting. The story from the early to mid-term takes the protagonist as the core and main perspective, taking risks and upgrading in one city after another. Weird and dangerous enemies, companions with different personalities, and magical and unpredictable items are all attractive. What I like about this part is the author's wild imagination. It is a rare ability to transform ideas of various systems into a complete and ups and downs story. But when the story developed into the middle and later stages, I didn't like it a little bit. I picked it up again and read it for a while. I personally think the problem is that the rhythm is a bit messed up. After adding the character Destiny Bitch, the article didn't feel like an adventure in a fantasy world, but like a social animal being squeezed by the capitalists (Destiny Bitch), who was forced to start or participate in one big event after another at a fast pace. Of course, I also admit that these major events are well written individually. We can only be called excellent in writing this part. But after joining together, all I felt was fatigue. After the incident in the library, there was finally some relaxation in the plot. I thought that after finally figuring out a way to save people, it was time to write some relaxing farming and development plots. After all, there are so many stories in The Endless Mystery and so many gods are needed. I wrote some short stories to relax. As a result, the rescued person refused... Ah this? The sense of urgency suddenly came up, but I'm sorry, I really don't need this to read the novel. So I can only let it go. I wrote a long paragraph of complaints about the later period, but I very much recognize the author's ability. I just venture to give a few personal opinions. Best wishes!
I'm curious, if fate was a man, what would the author call him? Bottom and exterior, I'm really a little annoyed (although fate is really annoying and I've been doing this for a long time). I actually really hate those kinds of swear words. Occasionally, it's okay to curse, but I can't stand it for a long time. Maybe it has something to do with my previous experience and the current environment. After all, I can't stop the garbage gangsters around me from spraying feces and contaminating my ears every day. I can't choose my hobbies.