Novels like The Beloved Darling of the Righteous Faction Sits Up in Shock: The Villain Is Actually Me
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- 151 The Witch After Nightfall 夜幕后的魔女 After being reborn, he became her. Faced with upheaval in every aspect of her life, she gradually sank into darkness, unable to escape... A girl who's cold on the outside but warm within steps into two worlds at opposite extremes. Can she find the light she's been seeking...? 0Tickets4.6MClicks26.5kFavorites
- 152 Can the Defeated and Captured Heroine Still Find Happiness? 战败被俘的勇者小姐还会幸福吗 A hero defeat CG? But the hero's a guy! Then let's make him a girl. And so, after the transmigrated, strongest hero in the world, as everyone had hoped, was defeated by an evil dragon... He became a lovely silver-haired dragon girl, a captive of the Dragon Queen, and lost his memories of being a hero. Many years later, Hero-sama, now a dragon girl, dutifully looks after the children by day and pays a visit to the noble Dragon Queen by night. Then, by a twist of fate, Miss Hero got her memories b 0Tickets5.8MClicks44kFavorites
- 153 Want to Sign a Contract? You'll Turn into a Catgirl If You Do 签契约吗？签了变猫娘哦 [Healing] [Catgirl] [Mostly Slice of Life] [The Protagonist Is a Cat] [Gender Transformation (Other Characters)] [Transmigration] (Content unrelated to the main story is in the final volume.) (The author's first book. The plot is driven entirely by imagination, and the quality varies wildly. If you don't like a section, feel free to skip it.) What kind of journey awaits a cat born with extraordinary gifts? Keen eyes, good fortune, and the master of the Palace of Fate's contract. It has ended cal 0Tickets607kClicks4.7kFavorites
- 154 Becoming a Witch in a World Full of Strange Tales 在充满怪谈的世界里成为魔女 Day 1: Lately, something seems a little off with my eyes. I keep seeing strange things. Wait, that cabinet just moved. I'll go take a look. Day 13: I can see them! Damn it! Why is this whole world crawling with urban legends!? Day 101: There's nothing left to be afraid of! I've put on the witch's long dress. I've become an urban legend! 173Tickets81.1MClicks211.1kFavorites
- 155 I Turned into a Zombie and Got Picked Up by the Heroine 变成丧尸的我被女主角捡走啦 Gu Yao somehow found herself inside a novel she had read, as the short-lived supporting character, a campus belle who gets bitten by a zombie. The only thing she was known for was having once been the male lead's unattainable first love. By the time Gu Yao transmigrated, her original body had already been bitten by a zombie. That meant she was facing a hellishly difficult start: she was about to turn into a zombie. Oh no. Guess I'll just die peacefully. But she never dreamed that... After turnin 0Tickets13.6MClicks80.3kFavorites
- 156 As a Lazy Slacker, I Was Forced to Become the Teacher of All Ages 身为咸鱼的我被迫成万世之师 People gave me a whole string of titles: Pillar of Great Zhao, mentor and big brother to the Crown Prince, power behind the throne of the Guangxing Dynasty, founder of modern military science and technology, the fig leaf of Great Zhao's poetry scene, founder of modern schools, forefather of modern medicine, guardian deity of Great Zhao's maritime borders, ruler of the New World, eternal teacher of the liberation movement, and also the great manipulator behind the imperial court, the destroyer of 0Tickets17.5MClicks40.2kFavorites
- 157 I Became My Roommate's Cat 我变成了舍友的猫咪 He was just an ordinary high school student, but somehow he became quantum-entangled with a female cat. Every observation caused a collapse, but there was only one thing to observe: his own consciousness. So he had to stay alert at all times, or he might turn into a cat. But... why was his roommate and childhood friend, Qin Yi, a perfectly respectable man, such a cat-petting addict? Then one day... he upgraded from a female cat to a catgirl... This is simply a story about ordinary high school li 0Tickets14.2MClicks42.4kFavorites
- 158 Help, a Cult Turned Me into an Evil God 救命我被邪教变成了邪神 An ordinary thief who fears the disasters bestowed by the gods is given a god's body. Will she become an abyss that devours the world? Or will she protect the few remaining beauties on this continent? This novel has no romance. 0Tickets6.3MClicks32.6kFavorites
- 159 Daughter, Do You Even Know What Filial Piety Means?! 女儿你懂不懂什么叫孝义啊！ "Dad, I've seen you hanging out with Zhou Yang a lot lately." "Well, your dad and Zhou Yang have been talking about your future and his marriage." The black-haired girl answered like this. "Dad, why have you been keeping up the Magical Girl Black form lately instead of changing back?" "Your dad needs to stay ready to fight at all times. If I change back, monsters might take advantage of me." Faced with her 'father's' answer, Luo He finally couldn't hold back. "Dad! Tell me the truth!" Luo M 1Tickets5.2MClicks33.5kFavorites
- 160 I'm a Shut-In Dragon King, and a Suspicious Sword Saint Abducted Me 废宅龙王的我被可疑剑圣拐走了 After readers beat me to death for going on hiatus, I was reincarnated as a loli Ice Dragon King. With cheat-like strength, I finally got to live a life where I could coast along without working hard. But my happy days came to an end when a Sword Saint showed up. The suspicious Sword Saint kicked me down and tricked me into putting on a strange collar. "Wait, wait, wait! What the heck did you put on me?" "...A toy." "So you really are a depraved loli-con!" 0Tickets9MClicks47.5kFavorites
- 161 A Carefree Life as a Snake Demon in a Supernatural Xianxia World 化身蛇妖在灵异仙侠世界悠闲生活 [Gender-bender, historical fantasy, no System] In a world of strange and uncanny cultivation, Silver Luan's dream as a cute little snake demon is to bask in the sun every day and figure out what species she is, not to attract all sorts of beautiful girls who covet her looks... "Obviously, you're a perverted snake." "Hey, be clear: a silver snake, or a lewd snake...?" 0Tickets5.8MClicks37.1kFavorites
- 162 After I Turned Into a Fox Girl, a Dragon Girl Carried Me Away 变成狐娘的我被龙娘抱走啦 Song Zimo, a poor senior disciple, broke into the Dragon Residence to steal Long Yu. But an accident turned him into a fluffy little white bundle with a delicate, soft body! To make matters worse, he was caught by the mistress of the Dragon Residence! With nothing to his name, Song Zimo had no choice but to offer himself to Miss Long as compensation. Song Zimo tried to keep it all a secret from the sect. But in the end, his junior sister, who had long been secretly in love with him, found out. J 0Tickets2.8MClicks20kFavorites
- 163 A Girl Starting Tomorrow 明天开始女生 2009, A boy, A strange illness, Chromosomes rearranged, Each day, more like a girl, Perhaps tomorrow, He will begin life as a young woman. "This novel is just everyday life." [Dedicated to the youth I have lost.] 0Tickets3.8MClicks25.6kFavorites
- 164 After Being Reborn as a Beautiful Girl, I Get Put in My Place Every Day 重生为美少女后每天都在挨收拾 After a car accident, I was reborn in the body of a beautiful girl. The original owner had dumped a rich, beautiful older woman, and now that the truth had come out, she had to make it up to her with her own body. Don't panic. First, apologize meekly, offer the kind of compensation she wants, then kindly remind her to take care of herself. "I'm sorry, but what you want is that kind of thing, right? It's just that I'm worried you might not be up to it." That's what I said, being someone with a bi 0Tickets18.8MClicks91.6kFavorites
- 165 Is It Weird for a Boy to Apply to a Witch Academy? 身为男生志愿填魔女学院很奇怪吗 After a call came in from the Witch Academy admissions office, I was accepted into the academy I could never have gotten into in a million years. Although I'm a guy and the academy is for girls, the academy doesn't mind, so why should I? So I decided to apply to Witch Academy without telling my family! When the pretty senior girls welcoming the new students pinned all the boys against the wall, I realized things seemed to be heading in a bad direction... "Be a good boy~ Cute little junior, d 61Tickets14.9MClicks74.1kFavorites
- 166 I Come from the Abyss, and Today I'll Save Humanity Again 来自深渊的我今天也要拯救人类 The Abyss represents pure annihilation. Its denizens possess unrivaled power and follow their instincts, devouring every living thing in the world. But one day, a traitor emerged from among them. "Miss Sylviga, it's time to show them your power." "Eh~ But I haven't finished my dessert." She's still a macho man today. PS: The protagonist is single. Come flirt with her~ 39Tickets66MClicks197.5kFavorites
- 167 Zhuyu Xingxian 烛羽星弦 (Political intrigue, adventure, mind games, 1v1 yuri, slow burn) The greatest mage in Candlefolk history, the tireless dragon slayer, the benevolent king who ended the bloodshed, and the ruler who calmed the tides: these are the titles and renown that will one day belong to Viloria Jean Pomelian. But before all that, she is merely a broke princess with no prospects. First, she has to figure out how to marry a black-haired, blue-eyed, poker-faced little girl named Corundum, so she can live off he 42Tickets186.1kClicks3.1kFavorites
- 168 Forced to Become a Pure-Hearted Female Alchemist for the Sake of Cultivation 为了修仙，被迫变成清纯女药师 [Lighthearted] [Pure Love] [No System] [Gender-Bent] [Childhood Friends] The male and female leads are reborn in another world at the same time, becoming childhood friends who live right across the hall from each other. During an accident while making medicine, the protagonist accidentally refined herself into a girl. From then on, she could only travel through the cultivation world alongside the female lead as an innocent, pure-looking girl. [This is a comedic cultivation novel.] [The novel is 0Tickets9.6MClicks56.4kFavorites
- 169 The Blood Princess and the Knight 血姬与骑士 I was captured after losing a skirmish against a group of vampires while serving as a paladin. "Oh my, you think I'm going to kill you? Dream on. Accept my first embrace. From now on, I hope we'll get along, my dear daughter." The silver-haired vampire queen, a little girl, playfully lifted my chin and smiled, then aimed her sharp fangs at my neck. (Dong Zheng's new novel, "I Was Turned into a Young Dragon Princess by the Silver Dragon Queen," is now online. 11Tickets108.6MClicks357.7kFavorites
- 170 I Was Turned into a Young Dragon Girl by the Silver Dragon King 遭银龙王女变成幼龙姬的我 How often in life do you get this kind of alpaca-level surprise? Mo Li, a poor human boy down on his luck, was kidnapped by a silver-haired Dragon Princess and turned into a dragon girl. "To sum it up, your mother, who is also my older sister, belongs to the royal family of dragons." The breathtakingly beautiful dragon girl with cherry-blossom-white hair said expressionlessly. "What? So my mom's a dragon who likes having outsiders become dragon knights? That's not funny... Hey, ow!" "Say any mor 0Tickets63.1MClicks220.6kFavorites
- 171 Reincarnated as a Saintess in This Awful World, I Refuse to Give In 在糟糕世界转生为圣女我绝不屈服 After becoming the saintess in the adults-only game "The Miserable Fate of the Holy Maiden," the silver-haired, red-eyed girl raises her banner to escape her original tragic ending and achieve a happy ending that was never supposed to exist! "I, Luo Li, will never give in!" 0Tickets18.6MClicks85.6kFavorites
- 172 Watch Closely, Good Daughter: Your Dad's a Magical Girl! 乖女儿看好了，爸爸的魔法少女！ After accidentally becoming the world's strongest magical girl over more than a decade of fighting, Lan Xin unlocked the power of the Seventh Star Ring. He discovered that every time he transformed, his real body changed further toward becoming a "little girl." If this went on, one day he would become a girl even smaller than his own daughter. So he retired from magical-girl work and focused on his job and raising his child. But things didn't go as planned. In the fourth year after Lan Xin quit 0Tickets5.9MClicks48.5kFavorites
- 173 The Green Snake Is No Mere Pond Dweller 青蛇也非池中物 "Miss Sword Immortal, a snake has no arms or legs, so that day I could only apply the medicine to your wound with my body. I absolutely didn't mean to take liberties with you!" The green-haired girl crossed her hands in a large X over her chest and argued self-righteously. "Are you finished?" The cool and aloof Sword Immortal raised an eyebrow and tossed the silver chain used to tie up the snake at the girl's face. "If you're finished, let's go. It's time to head back." "Oh..." 0Tickets7.9MClicks53.5kFavorites
- 174 The Retired God King Becomes a Witch Idol Manager 退役神王转职魔女偶像经纪人 One of the supreme god-kings of the three thousand planes, Nolan, Lord of Chaos, is known as the Destroyer of Worlds. He rules over war and slaughter, and is the sole embodiment of power and violence. Yet even this invincible powerhouse is struggling to gather faith because he has no followers! So, to save his temple from bankruptcy, Nolan has decided to become an idol! Ahem, I mean, train his own witch idols to attract fans and turn them into followers! 0Tickets10MClicks37.5kFavorites
- 175 My Cute Goddess Dorm 我的萌神寝室 I offended a big shot while gaming, and now all four guys in my dorm have been cursed into girls. What are we supposed to do? With the bad girls around us eyeing us hungrily, we have to stand united! The eldest: Shuo Yan, the big brother of the dorm, dependable through and through. The second: Our protagonist, Yu Li, a smooth and reliable sort. The third: Qian Zexing, a jokester who used to be a notorious playboy before transforming. The fourth: Su Guo, a cute boy before transforming, quiet and 0Tickets7.6MClicks42.1kFavorites
- 176 RT Chased by Magical Girls After Becoming Their Enemy 与魔法少女为敌后被她们倒追了 Ling Feng was just an ordinary, lazy high school student. He could have gone on dozing at his desk like a washed-up fish, just as he always did~ But after an accident, he was chosen by the Mark of Fate to become a Star Engraved Girl. This completely transformed his dull second year of high school, and from then on he embarked on the path of battle alongside magical girls~ Without exception, only girls are chosen to become either magical girls or Star Engraved Girls. Yet he became the exception. 0Tickets9.5MClicks37.5kFavorites
- 177 Because I'm the Guy Who Runs the Weapon Shop 因为我是开武器店的大叔 In another world, I keep pondering what kind of character I’m supposed to be. Today, too, the middle-aged weapons shop owner and the demon girl are giving it their all. 0Tickets22.1MClicks97.1kFavorites
- 178 Demon Blade Princess 妖刀姬 Rinne, a high school student, arrived in the dark, mysterious otherworld of Heian in the beautiful, tall body of her upperclassman. The solitary girl experiences the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons firsthand, survives in an age of samurai strife, and forges a yokai blade of her own! She studies under an elegant, beautiful onmyoji big sister... Waka, flowers and moonlight, cherry blossoms in the wind; bloodshed, stolen souls, the Yokai Blade Princess! An incredible world of Japanese-style cult 0Tickets32.4MClicks127.4kFavorites
- 179 The Gloomy Priest and the Light She Seeks 阴暗牧师与她所追寻之光 A status panel like a hero's? An achievement System? EX affinity with light? Become a hero? Save the world? Hmm~ I see... Not interested~ Luo Li waved her hand listlessly and looked at the sleeping girl beside her, pink hearts dancing in her eyes... All I need is you~ And you belong only to me. Olna is mine and mine alone, okay?♡~ Just like you promised~ Let's be together forever... forever~ My... light~ 0Tickets14.9MClicks54.7kFavorites
- 180 I Became a Vengeful Ghost, the Shadow Behind the Heroine 化身厉鬼，我成了女主背后的影子 What would it look like to turn a bunch of lunatics and serial killers into beautiful girls, drop them into a school romance manga, and have them pursue the male lead? Mission requirements: Conquer the assigned character and make them genuinely fall in love with you. You must not hurt your target or use coercion. Bai Yu is one of these lunatics, and the top-ranked one at that. He has two special privileges: One: He doesn't have to be forcibly turned into a beautiful girl. Two: His target is the 0Tickets6.8MClicks40.6kFavorites
- 181 I'm a Pure and Chaste Saintess, Don't You Dare Slander Me! 我清纯圣女，你别凭空污人清白！ After accidentally becoming a monster hated by humans, Viloth discovers that the more others praise her, the stronger she gets. To survive, she disguises herself as a human, joins the Church of Revelation, and becomes a nun. From then on, gentleness and kindness become her bywords, while flowers and angels become her symbols. With her flawless acting, she wins over countless believers and steadily moves toward her goal of becoming a saint. Until she runs into a certain great human sage in the ba 0Tickets10.1MClicks60.6kFavorites
- 182 My Years at the Xingtian Bureau 我在行天司那些年 After Xu Hanyi was reborn, he decided to take a stroll through the human world. That was when one problem after another came knocking. The Holy Maiden of White Moon Valley: graceful and stunning, with astonishing talent. Too bad she’s scheming. I’ll have to figure out a way to send her packing. The Blade Saint physique of the Longyue Sect: sweet and obedient, but still just a child. No, no, that would be a crime. A prodigious young swordswoman in the bloom of youth: lovely, but stubborn as a mul 0Tickets10.9MClicks41.9kFavorites
- 183 Xenomorph Executive Officer 异种执行官 Because of a meteorite that fell 400 years ago, monsters that can survive only by devouring human flesh came into existence. They are skilled at hiding among crowds and stalking their prey, and are known as the Otherkin. In response, the Federation established the Federal Otherkin Countermeasures Agency, also known as FACA. Using Otherkin genes and cells, it cultivates outstanding agents to fight against them. An Ran is one of the agency's finest agents. But he has always kept a secret in his he 0Tickets7MClicks32.9kFavorites
- 184 My Online Game Apprentice Can't Possibly Be a Popular Idol 网游徒弟不可能是人气偶像 A former esports prodigy is now working as a bounty hunter in an online game? And of course, he has a clueless disciple tagging along. “Master, Master, actually, I’m the idol you’re a huge fan of!” “I think pretending to be a girl has made you stupid...” In this game world filled with firefights, there can’t be many female players. “So my online-game disciple can’t possibly be a popular idol!” the boy declared with absolute certainty... {A sweet master-disciple romance, 1v1. 0Tickets10.7MClicks49.1kFavorites
- 185 The Blood Duke Will Never Fall for the Sword Saint 鲜血大公不会喜欢上剑圣 Having transmigrated to a world of swords and magic, surely I must be the protagonist, right? That was what Lilicia thought. But after a series of upheavals, she set out with the goal of ruling the world. When she finally reached the pinnacle of power, the person standing in her way was none other than the so-called "Sword Saint." "If you're the Sword Saint, then go defeat the Demon King with the Hero!" "The Demon King is only the Demon King, but you're even crueler than he is. I have to correct 0Tickets4.8MClicks37.1kFavorites
- 186 I Transmigrated as the Villainess Fake Heiress, So Please Spare Me, Big Sister Heroine 穿越恶女假千金，女主姐姐请放过 After transmigrating into a game, Claire becomes the fake heiress and villainess of the Grendale family, but she's a total coward. You can't blame me. The original heroine is not only the real heiress, but also the protagonist with a golden finger. She's not someone I can afford to cross! System: "Go slap the real heroine twice!" Claire: "Your skin is so lovely, Sister. Let me touch it!" System: "Go splash milk in her face!" Claire: "Sister, you may not know this, but it's a face mask that's goo 181Tickets6.7MClicks44.8kFavorites
- 187 Fantasy of a Thousand Flowers 群花幻想 The world's last and only vampire is a greedy, lustful young beauty. To escape the knights hunting her, she takes refuge under the Demon King. She's usually a bit of a goof, but when she sees a pretty girl, she unexpectedly gets fired up. Of course, there's more to it than that. The truth of the world she seeks, ancient ruins, and fate itself bring the flowerlike girls together: the righteous Demon King, the rebellious Hero, the stern Knight... What, exactly, is God...? 0Tickets2.7MClicks17.4kFavorites
- 188 The King of the Martial World’s Retirement 武林之王的退隐生活 Starting today, I'm retiring. But what am I supposed to do...? I don't have any particular skills, and I'm no good at business. The only thing I'm good at is being unbeatable under heaven. This is such a headache... 56Tickets101.8MClicks180.3kFavorites
- 189 The Saint Returns 圣人归来 The Void Realm, an illusory place that connects endless times and spaces. People enter dreams here, enduring one brutal trial of life and death after another. Those who die vanish from the world completely, leaving no trace. Those who survive wake with no memories of their dreams and return to ordinary life. Until... (An unconventional transformation story) 0Tickets9.6MClicks41.1kFavorites
- 190 A Girl Can't Find an Evil God in Her Textbook 少女不可能在课本上找到邪神 In this mad world, the girls study forbidden knowledge. No one knows whether it will bring them salvation or plunge them into even deeper madness. A burning factory, terrifying monsters, and a gloomy old castle: these are the gifts Ella receives for her ninth birthday. 0Tickets3.6MClicks21.9kFavorites
- 191 In This Age of Powerhouses, I'm the Only Newbie 在这大佬横行的时代只有我是萌新 (Spoilers: happy ending) They say you can't survive in another world without a golden finger. What about me? What kind of golden finger should I get~ Should I become a domineering protagonist blessed by fate, able to reverse heaven and earth with a cold smile? Or have unlimited save points and the power to turn back time, making sure everything ends perfectly? Maybe countless skills and the ability to be a brutal, close-range battle-mage and healer would be nice too~ And so, after stubbornly sur 89Tickets42.6MClicks108.4kFavorites
- 192 Blood Neon 血霓虹 This novel could also be called My City Survival as a Monster -- In the shadows of the city, darkness writhes, watching every passerby who strays alone. Neon lights flash with the brilliance of civilization, but cannot pierce the wall formed by the crowd. Blood gushes from a girl's shadow. So much helplessness, so much redemption, all turn to blood-red neon with the night. 4Tickets4.3MClicks27.4kFavorites
- 193 Will the Villainess Be Judged by the New Game Plus Heroine? 反派小姐会被二周目女主清算吗 To survive a car accident, I accepted a pact and went to another world, where I became the legendary villainess. I'm supposed to bully the sweet, innocent heroine, right? Got it, leave it to me. That was how it was supposed to go. But when I opened my eyes, I found myself tied to a chair, unable to move. The heroine stood before me, humming a strange little tune with a mysterious smile on her face. In her hand was a red-hot iron rod. "Make your choice," she said. "Do you want this one, or..." Wh 5Tickets12.4MClicks77.6kFavorites
- 194 A Daughter's Heart 女兒心 1999. An ordinary boy. An accident. An operation. A new life as a girl. This novel is simply about everyday life. I dedicate this book to the classic gender-bender stories of the past, and hope there will still be successors to carry on their legacy, rather than everyone treating transformation as just a gimmick. 72Tickets12.8MClicks65.8kFavorites
- 195 RT I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me! 我再也不快乐了，快把内个还给我 As an autistic, socially anxious, internet-addicted shut-in, Hua Xin's greatest joy was spending all day gaming while sipping a giant bottle of iced tea that cost four yuan, then ending the night with a soft, squishy little treat 😋. But one day, after waking up from achieving "one day first four over," his little buddy couldn't take any more abuse and ran away from home. Hua Xin had become a beautiful girl with long, straight black hair, but there wasn't much time left before school started. 0Tickets5.6MClicks36.2kFavorites
- 196 An Easy-Difficulty Otherworld 简单难度的异世界 Mu Zhou inherited the ‘legacy’ of an entire world, then got dumped into another world. Though he gained invincible power, he also ended up with a soft, plush-toy-like body. An unbelievably beautiful cross-dressing male protagonist, invincible, ultra-sweet with no angst, upright values, face-slapping, and a harem all around him! The protagonist will never be weakened in any way! If you want a thrill, then let him enjoy it to the fullest! Password: Potato 1Tickets27.7MClicks93.7kFavorites
- 197 I Turned into a Fox Girl and Was Captured by a True Dragon Saintess 变成狐娘的我被真龙圣女捕获了 I’ve been captured. But even if I’ve become a stunning fox demon, I absolutely refuse to be a cultivation cauldron! Don’t even think I’ll dual-cultivate with a wicked dragon like you! The next day... Okay, this is actually great~ (A lighthearted story, no angst) 0Tickets24.8MClicks101.3kFavorites
- 198 RT I Refuse to Be Transformed into the Female Protagonist by the System! 我才不要被系统变成女主角啊 Su Qi used to think: Making games you love is fun. Getting bound to a System is fun. Two kinds of fun added together should make even more fun. But why Does this System have to turn him into the heroine of his own game?! Damn it, I'm a boy! I don't want to be the heroine of that kind of indescribable game! 0Tickets16MClicks67.3kFavorites
- 199 After Transforming, My Rhapsody with Her 变身之后，我与她的狂想曲 Everyone else transforms from a man into a woman, or a woman into a man. But when I woke up, I found that I had become two people: both a man and a woman, with one consciousness controlling two bodies. Talk about awkward! When we walk together, people call us a couple, and it just makes me feel miserable. What?! Someone came to the rescue of a damsel in distress, chopped up the male me, and carried off the female me? And now the woman I am has to thank him? Can't things be any more tragic?! What 19Tickets109MClicks196.1kFavorites
