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- 101 Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的 [A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri 5.8kReads6.5Score70714d adds
- 102 The Game Is Only Half Finished, and the Entire Internet Is Begging for an Update! 游戏只做一半，全网跪求更新！ [Game Development]+ [Original Games]+ [Lighthearted Comedy]+ [Subverting Expectations] Jiang Bo transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a game company on the verge of bankruptcy. He awakens the [Anticipation System]. As long as he keeps players on tenterhooks and gets them excited, he'll earn even more rewards! From then on, Jiang Bo takes a one-way road: he makes games, but only makes half of each one! But do you think he makes shoddy, unfinished games? No! Everything he rele 81.1kReads8.4Score8.3k14d adds
- 103 I'm the Only Sane Person on This Film Set 这剧组就我一个正常人 I'm the only sane person on this film set. 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 104 A Paranoid Male Lead? Make Him Harvest a Few Jin of Corn and He'll Behave 多疑男主？掰几斤苞谷就老实了 [Print edition publication rights secured] Marriage first, love later + comedy + amnesiac heroine + one-on-one romance + both leads are each other's first and only [Goofy, emotionally steady heiress heroine x arrogant, suspicious hero who thinks every woman is a potential mistress] Qi Wang is told one day that she is the male lead's ex-wife in an angst-filled novel. In the original story, she was born in the countryside and married the male lead because of an agreement made by the older generati 43.6kReads9.3Score8.8k14d adds
- 105 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻：首抽圣女，系统让我去捞人 [Japanese-Style Western Fantasy] [Comedy] [Swords and Magic] [Another World Adventure] [Multi-Race War] [One Female Lead] A protagonist who is occasionally "wise" and sentimental. A life-preserving, goofy System that likes to set people up. The two join forces to embark on a hilarious adventure to rescue a pink-haired saint who loves eating oranges. [Volume One, The Rebel Saint of the Sun-Worshipping Church, is complete.] [Volume Two, Miss Penguin of Tide Village, is ongoing...] 1.4kReads—Score16214d adds
- 106 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 107 A World Where I'm the Only One Cast as a Nobody 只有我是路人设定的世界 A reverse comeback story about how the protagonist goes from being a good-for-nothing to becoming even more useless (laughs). When setting up the book, the author couldn’t even find a suitable category... Silly everyday antics, absurdity, light novel. Unexpected plot turns, a wonderfully bizarre way of thinking, and all kinds of wacky, unbelievable events... In short, it’s an absurd, silly slice-of-life story! [Li Zhiyun: Hey, I’m the protagonist, after all. Is it really okay to make me this use 4.3kReads9.0Score27314d adds
- 108 Demon Pill Elementary Schooler, Blows the Homeroom Teacher’s Mind from the Start! 魔丸小学生，开局炸懵班主任！ [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Meme-filled] [Pure little devil] [No female lead] [Little Devil Squad] [The rating just came out, it'll go up later!] [New book: Little Devil High Schooler, Bullying My Dream Girl from the Start!] Jiang Feng is reborn in his elementary school days and is currently livestreaming a show called [Back to School]. But the viewers have noticed... Your childhood and mine don't seem to have been the same...? [Holy crap! This kid made explosives, blew up the hill behind his school 19.3kReads8.5Score2.1k14d adds
- 109 High Martial: This Game Is So Realistic, Where's the Exit Button? 高武：游戏很真实，我退出键呢？ [Legendary Lover King] + [Great Xia Night Watchers] + [A Demon Lord Feared by the Myriad Worlds] + [Even aliens have to pay taxes.] Boiling water burns red fire ants and still gives EXP. So when Gu Bai was blasted into another world, he thought he was playing a video game. After putting on an impressive performance during an anomalous incident, he was talked into joining Great Xia's official Night Watch organization. In this era of supernatural forces returning, the Night Watchers have just land 54.3kReads8.7Score6.2k14d adds
- 110 The System Told Me to Fight Scams, but I Drove the Scammers Crazy 系统让我反诈骗，我却把骗子气疯 A strange phone sends out strange anti-scam missions. One anti-scam tip a day, and I end up earning over a million a month. As the saying goes, scammers treat me like their first love, and I send them off wearing silver bracelets. And as another saying goes, you... hurry up and come see for yourself. The scammers are furious. 14kReads8.8Score1.3k14d adds
- 111 Solving Cases Turns Into Gossip Time, and My Policewoman Mentor Is in Stitches 破案秒变吃瓜，警花师傅笑麻了 [System + Police Beauty + Lighthearted + Comedy + Gossip + One Female Lead + Everyday Life + Sweet Romance] Just as Chen Jun was about to head out on a call with his policewoman mentor, he awakened the Gossip System. He could earn rewards by following gossip. Wait, wait, wait! Gossip? I’m a cop. What’s with this Gossip System? From that day on, the atmosphere at the police station began to change. Day One! [What? You’re saying the thief didn’t just leave your belongings alone, he also left you t 13.4kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds
- 112 This Is a Book You Can Never Finish 这是一本你无法看完的书 [Official-style disclaimer] Synopsis [Important Notice] Dear reader, before reading this book, please make sure that you: Have purchased a high-value personal accident insurance policy, in case you laugh or rage yourself to death. Have had your brain fragmented and no longer harbor any illusions about the word “logic.” Have prepared blood pressure medication, emergency heart pills, and a pillow to throw. Overview of this book: Protagonist: A cross-species hybrid whose origins are a mystery, main 1.5kReads—Score13714d adds
- 113 Ten Days of Elbowing 十日肘焉 [Eerie] + [Chosen One] + [From the Start as the Big Boss] + [Riddles] + [Instances] An unknown Eerie descends upon a parallel world, generating obscure horror-game instances. The Dragon Nation suffers one defeat after another and teeters on the brink of disaster. In this desperate moment, a third-year liberal arts student steps forward. To live or to die, that is the question. A basketball or a bottle of soda could become an element of a horror-game instance. Can their chosen one save ever 2.5kReads8.2Score10514d adds
- 114 My Mom’s Favoritism Turned into a Blessing in Disguise 老妈的偏心，成了无心插柳柳成荫 Mom's favoritism turned out to be a blessing in disguise 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 115 Senior Brother, You’re Far Too Cunning 大师兄你真太阴险了 Wasn’t he supposed to be devious and deceitful, vile and shameless, selfish and unscrupulous, a scoundrel through and through, two-faced and faithless, a swindler and a cheat, and the greatest menace in the world? Then why was golden merit shining from him? This book is also known as "The Immortal King Wants Me Dead by Three, So I’ll Break Into His House at Two" and "No One Is More Devious Than He Is". 17.7kReads7.8Score1.5k14d adds
- 116 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 After Wandering into a Village of Women, I Became the Hope of the Whole Village 误入女村后，我成了全村的希望 During a hiking trip, Han Hao fell into an underground village of women cut off from the outside world. A group of women who had never left the mountains clung to Han Hao as their only hope, doing everything they could to make him stay. At first, he thought he had simply stumbled into a dead end. But the longer he stayed, the more he realized something was wrong with the village. If he wanted to survive, he had to escape... 1.8kReads—Score17914d adds
- 118 The Tycoon Game: The Beautiful CEO Chose Me 富豪游戏：美女总裁选中我 Yang Li was chosen by a beautiful CEO, given ten million, and invited to take part in a life-or-death game. Six players, each with ten million. After one year, whoever has the most assets gets to live. 109Reads—Score414d adds
- 119 You Sent Me to an Aristocratic School, but I Went After the Young Lady 让你贵族学校读书，你去泡大小姐 [Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M 74.1kReads7.7Score6.8k14d adds
- 120 EN The Only One Using the System for Normal Cultivation 只有我在坚持使用面板正常修仙 [Absurd] + [Defying Heaven] “I told you, even though I’m from the Heaven-Defying Sect, at heart I’m a traditional cultivator. I’m not some heaven-defying god.” “What? You say I practice the blade every day and don’t cultivate spells or techniques, so how could I become a powerhouse? Are you saying I cheated?” “Rubbish. It’s all because I want to get closer to ordinary people. Don’t talk about hacks or cheating. I’m not that kind of person.” The Daily Life of Cultivating at the Heaven-Defying Sec 75.4kReads9.0Score7.8k14d adds
- 121 Never Let Anyone Find Out I Transmigrated 绝对不能暴露自己是穿越者这件事 “You must be the hero who transmigrated here, right?” The adorable priestess shyly lifted her head. The hero swallowed and replied, “Yes, I’m the one…” Before he could finish, his vision spun around, and he saw his own headless body. “Die.” The priestess’s eyes were ice-cold. The man who had just arrived in another world died with his eyes wide open: How could this happen… My wonderful transmigrated life had only just begun… #There is a heroine, and the tone is mostly cheerful 25.2kReads8.6Score2.1k14d adds
- 122 You Promised Me Cultivation, So Why Are You Making Me Build a Nuclear Fusion Reactor? 说好的修仙你让我造核聚变反应堆 “A voice suddenly appeared in my head: It said that if I built a nuclear fusion reactor, it would teach me how to cultivate immortality! When I refused, it turned into words floating in front of my eyes. It’s so annoying!” “Then why didn’t you agree?” Song Ning rolled his eyes. “Are you stupid? The doctors said my schizophrenia was caused by a mental illness brought on by a nervous disorder. If I knew how to build that thing, would I have been sent to a psychiatric hospital?” 8kReads7.5Score64414d adds
- 123 I Woke Up to Find Humanity's IQ Had Dropped a Thousandfold! 一觉醒来，人类智商下降千倍！ [Feel-good power fantasy + plot-driven + absurdist + requires just a little bit of brainpower] (Trust me, it’s definitely interesting. If you’re unsure, you can check out the reviews first.) After being expelled from school, Jiang Chen had resigned himself to hauling bricks at a construction site. But then, the world suddenly changed. An ordinary high school student became the most intelligent person in the world. And so… Cambridge Professor Norman: “In fact, Dr. Jiang Chen is the only person al 66.3kReads9.0Score7.3k14d adds
- 124 How Dare You Make a Noble Player Redeem the Villain? 竟敢让尊贵的玩家，去救赎反派？ [Comedy] [Fourth Cataclysm] [Big-brained players] [Mindless wish fulfillment] What? You want the players to redeem a corrupted villain? You’ve got some nerve. Looks like the players have too much free time on their hands. Daily life 1: System: Host, what on earth did you do to the villain? His corruption level is at 20%, but his anger is already at 90%! That makes no sense! Player (bubbling up from a vat of poisoned wine): “Hic... No idea.” Just then, the villain stormed into the wine cellar and 3.6kReads8.8Score40614d adds
- 125 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.7kReads8.6Score27914d adds
- 126 RE0: Subaru Natsuki’s One-Life Speedrun RE0莱月昂一命速通 (Original) (Comedy) (Packed with memes) (Mind games) (Absolutely no angst for Subaru) (One-hit-kill ability) (Harem) (Making up for past regrets) If Natsuki Subaru had never used Return by Death and didn’t know he had the ability, could he clear the other world? Wouldn’t you be curious to see just how arrogant he would be if he’d never died even once? My name is Cai Yueang, and I’m an ordinary high school student. Without ever meeting Miss Yamada, I transmigrated to another world. During my tim 1.2kReads—Score11214d adds
- 127 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 The Happy, Curious Happenings Around Me 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 Don't Move, This Is a Robbery! 别动，打劫！ My name is Agua. I’m eighteen, gifted beyond measure, and as beautiful as a flower. As you can see, I’m a veteran bandit, or you could call me an expert in the redistribution of wealth. From beggars to kings, there’s no one I won’t rob. I’m already a legendary bandit known across the continent, but I wasn’t always this good. This is the story of how I became a legendary bandit. 7.2kReads9.1Score72414d adds
- 129 Give the Mysterious World the Ultimate Dose of Trouble 为神秘世界献上最高级别的搞事 [Creatures from a Cthulhu Mythos World + Light Novel + Evil God Protagonist + Stirring Up Trouble + The Author Has Gone Mad + One Heroine (Bro, This Diet Coke Has No Sugar)] Also known as I Tricked My Unlucky Uncle into Becoming a Legendary Investigator and Why Is My Tomboy Friend So Fragrant? “Hello, we'd like to learn about Mr. Hunter's life.” “If you're asking me, you've come to the right person. I know him very well.” “What kind of person was he?” “An unruly kid who loved wandering around al 9.1kReads9.2Score1k14d adds
- 130 My Heaven-Defying Kidney-Tonifying System 我的逆天补肾系统 Han Gao's life hit rock bottom. His marriage was over, and so was his dignity. Just then, a mysterious delivery arrived at his door: an unremarkable thermos. From that moment on, he began quietly growing stronger... 1.5kReads6.3Score10014d adds
- 131 Kill That Tomato Writer 杀死那个番茄作家 [Many years later, facing the firing squad, Kareni Na Ka will recall the afternoon when I dragged him into the book.] “Can I really write the blurb like this...?” “Tsk, I’m imitating One Hundred Years of Solitude.” “Who even reads One Hundred Years of Solitude these days? Do you read it?” “Then... should we change it?” “Never mind, let’s keep it. Nobody reads blurbs anyway.” 1.5kReads—Score14814d adds
- 132 Infinite Spiritual Power? No, I'm a Human Power Bank 无限灵力？不，我是人形充电包 Infinite spiritual power + dantian constipation + a power-supplying formation + play the pig to eat the tiger Others cultivate based on talent. Lin Que cultivates based on his battery level. He transmigrates with infinite spiritual power, but suffers from "dantian constipation syndrome," with spiritual power so blocked up that it leaks out through his lower half. Sect Leader: Go relieve yourself at the mountain-protecting formation every day. And so he becomes the Qingniu Sect's mobile power so 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 133 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 [Funny infinite-worlds adventure + unhinged wish fulfillment + silly comedy + one-on-one slow-burn sweet romance] [An out-of-control plot-filler vs. a hapless CEO from another dimension] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abandoned web novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. A System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abandoned Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an abandoned 261Reads—Score—14d adds
- 134 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 135 My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊，娘圣主，我不啃老干嘛？ [Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a 75.1kReads9.2Score7.8k14d adds
- 136 Weren't They Supposed to Be a Boy Band? Why Are They All Useless? 说好的男团呢，怎么全是废物 [No CP + absurd comedy + livestreaming + entertainment industry + fast-paced + slight supernatural elements] [The story of a sect’s senior brother and four lunatics] Just after being reborn, Jiang Yi opened his eyes and was shoved down the stairs by his skinflint landlord, Zhou. Jiang Yi tilted his head and rolled his eyes. “Help, police officer~” Someone pushes me down the stairs, I lie there and hit him up for 37,000 yuan. “As long as you’ve got the right attitude, the company is Bali. Work h 953Reads9.2Score12914d adds
- 137 High Martial: Bend Your Enemies and Grow Stronger 高武：把敌人掰弯就变强 [High Martial + Wild Imagination + Comedy + Absurdity] Xiao Miao transmigrates to a High Martial world and unexpectedly gets an incredibly absurd System... And then... He eventually becomes the Human Emperor. 29.6kReads8.7Score3.9k14d adds
- 138 Infinite Deaths, Time Rewind: I'm Not the Protagonist 无限死亡，时间回溯：主角不是我 [Infinite loops, surviving in the cracks, no self-sacrificing saint, no invincible protagonist, everyone is smart, character growth.] Ning Mu, who has long suspected he’s mentally ill, finally realizes that the world is being reset over and over. When the usual course of events begins to change, he suddenly discovers that ghosts really exist. And those who eat ghosts awaken incredible abilities. Everyone is hunting and devouring ghosts in a frenzy. After countless strange incidents... “Go in pea 1.3kReads8.4Score14314d adds
- 139 Reborn and Invincible, I Begin Raising an Empress 重生后无敌，我开始养成女帝 [One Female Lead] [Invincible Male Lead] [Drama King] [Everyday Life] [Lighthearted and Funny] My name is Chang Qing. I transmigrated here, and in my previous life, I opened the path to immortality, led the cultivators of the Longevity Continent to ascend, and eventually became an Immortal Emperor of my age. But when I fought my lifelong rival, I was betrayed by my closest friend. At the critical moment, it was my rival who came to my aid. The two of us battled dozens of Immortal Emperors, and i 128.6kReads9.2Score15.1k14d adds
- 140 Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华 The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 I'm the Decency Captain in American Comics 我在美漫当素质队长 (Just a silly, fun story featuring characters from several screen franchises, primarily set in the Marvel Universe. Skip it if it's not your thing.) Check out my profile. Zhang Beijiang, a good, patriotic internet troll, woke up one day to find he had transmigrated into Steve Rogers. Discriminate against BLACK people? No, no, no. I just discriminate against scumbags. So, you grape-flavored purple freak, you think there are too many people in the universe? Have you ever considered family planning 4.7kReads9.3Score27814d adds
- 142 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds
- 143 A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦 With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 144 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 1.9kReads6.6Score16614d adds
- 145 Livestream: Gen Z Teacher, Living Like a Menace 直播：零零后老师，现实就当老六 [Post-2000s teacher who knows how to have fun] + [Livestream] + [A good teacher can heal you for life] + [Teacher is good at everything] + [Teacher knows how to have fun] + [No female lead] Fang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and became the homeroom teacher of a seventh-grade class. From the start, he was late to class and made to stand in the hallway by the department head. Netizens: “When I was a student, I got punished by being made to stand. Why am I still being made to stand now tha 13.3kReads8.5Score1.9k14d adds
- 146 I'm Just That Kind of Player 我就是这样的玩家 When Zhou Ge woke up, he discovered that he had transmigrated!? His eyes widened as he saw that the world had become completely different. People had turned into card wielders, holding cards in their hands and dominating the battlefield, where combat and strategy went hand in hand. Challenge dungeons and embark on a magnificent journey. Each dungeon that opens brings thrilling dangers and excitement! Is it an enigmatic illusion, or a fate set in stone? Is it the harsh reality of swords and f 3.2kReads7.9Score22314d adds
- 147 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 She’s far too headstrong. 13Reads—Score114d adds
- 148 Nationwide High Martial Arts: Only I Cultivate Immortality by the Book 全民高武：只有我在一板一眼修仙 Everyone else practices martial arts while I cultivate immortality. They all laugh and say I'm crazy. Wang Jie transmigrated into an era where everyone practiced superhuman martial arts. From the start, he unlocked [Steadfast and Methodical]. As long as he diligently cultivated immortality, his path to immortality would have no bottlenecks, and his lifespan would have no limit! From then on, while everyone else trained in fist arts, he cultivated immortality, steadily climbing to the summit. By 104.1kReads7.8Score10.3k14d adds
- 149 The Emperor's Bitcoin 帝皇的比特币 “Classified Interview Transcript from the Imperial Palace on Terra, 42nd Millennium” Interviewer: Honored Captain of the Third Custodian Company, I hear you once took part in commanding the “Cadian Blackstone Fortress Annihilation Battle”? Custodian Captain: (Silence for a full ten seconds) ...Yes. Interviewer: Historical records say that two Astra Militarum soldiers tore down the entire Blackstone Fortress with their bare hands? Custodian Captain: (Suddenly crushing the metal armrest) Next 4.4kReads8.5Score55414d adds
- 150 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.4kReads9.2Score1.4k14d adds
