
Don't Move, This Is a Robbery!
别动,打劫!
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.8M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- European Fantasy
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
- Request a translation
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Other names
- The Legend of the Brave勇敢者的传说Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's so addictive! The author has a really creative mind. The protagonist gets a system but isn't bound to it, and curses Agua to death every day (so cute!). 😳 I usually read fantasy novels where the protagonist is a transmigrator. Agua, although a native, isn't stupid at all and is incredibly funny (I love how he tortures people; what impressed me most were making them swallow knives and stuffing them into wooden barrels and pouring water over them). A ruthless character! 😏
Very good, the theme is fresh, there's a system but it's not the kind that's controlled. The professional bandit, true to his original intentions, is great. The plot is also good, and if it continues in this style, the rating will be very high. You should decide on the female lead in advance, otherwise having multiple female leads will spoil the experience.
A masterpiece! The opening chapter is breathtaking and absolutely brilliant; although the ending is somewhat disjointed, it's a satisfying conclusion. Ah Gua's life journey is filled with adventures, friendships, and love, culminating in the rediscovery of his blood relatives. Ah Gua, Ah Gua, the big goofball, his life's adventures are all contained in this chapter.
A great story about a hardworking and honest protagonist, Agua, and his best friend Xitong, on a classic, action-packed adventure! 👍
Very good. It reminded me of reading Mad Lich a few years ago. First-person narratives are rare. Keep up the good work, author!
This is a very interesting novel with an unconventional story. It uses humorous and witty language to depict the cruelty and conspiracies of the protagonist's era. The characters are vividly and interestingly portrayed, making for a truly unique plot. The plot leans towards Japanese-style Western fantasy, emphasizing individual character development. It's not a war-themed Western fantasy.
This is the kind of novel that normal people should read. The protagonist is vividly portrayed and has his own principles. This is what it means to be decisive and ruthless. The humanoid creatures created in some wish-fulfillment novels can't even be called human.
Many passages in the book deeply resonated with the reader. The book has a unique style, and I believe the author will become famous sooner or later. The last two chapters are particularly (full of brilliant passages), perhaps representing a minor climax in the book. A good book requires meticulous writing from the author and careful reading from the reader.
The protagonist is very pure—I don't mean kind, but rather someone who stays true to themselves and acts accordingly. It's quite a good read; protagonists with a chaotic personality are rare, but this one is truly poetic and very interesting.
So far, I've read 45 chapters. It's much more interesting, fun, and enjoyable than those books with ratings of 9 or higher. I can't get through more than ten chapters of many books, even those with ratings of 9 or higher. This book has a humorous and comedic style, and it's not overly sentimental, which is great. 👍