
Don't Move, This Is a Robbery!
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.8M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- European Fantasy
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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It looks great, the author is very imaginative, he got the system but didn't bind it and cursed Agua to death every day (cute) [shy]. When I watch fantasy, I usually watch the time-traveling protagonist Agua, who is a native but not stupid at all and is very interesting (I like how he tortures people. What impressed me most was making people swallow knives and stuff them into barrels and pour water back and forth). He is ruthless [laughing evilly]
It's very good, the subject matter is fresh, and it's systematic but not controlled. A professional robber will never change his original intention. The plot is also good, and the insurance style will give it a high rating. If you want a female lead, you have to book it in advance, otherwise it will be boring if there are too many female leads.
A top-notch work, the first chapter is jaw-dropping and brilliant; although the final chapter is truncated, it is well finished. Agua's life journey is full of adventures, friends and love, and the memory of blood relatives is finally found. Agua, Agua, the big idiot, all the adventures of his life are in this chapter, the guidance of kindness, and the search for a thieves. The story of Agua the Thief is weird and funny, with black humor and a lingering rhyme. After reading it, I felt empty and lost. I tasted all kinds of tastes in my heart, and I was filled with joy, anger, sorrow, and joy.
A good-looking, dedicated and honest protagonist Agua takes his good friend west Tong's royal adventure story [Like]
Very good. It reminds me of watching Crazy Lich a few years ago. There are very few first-person books. Come on, author.
It is a very interesting novel, a non-routine story, and uses humorous descriptions to show the cruelty and conspiracy of the protagonist's era. The characterization is very vivid and interesting, and it is definitely a unique plot. The plot is more Japanese-style Western fantasy, focusing on personal descriptions. It is not a Western fantasy about hegemony. Those who like Western fantasy, but are accustomed to reading novels, traditional routine novels, kingly brave novels, Western fantasy academy novels, and monster-killing and upgrade novels, can give it a try.
This is a novel that normal people read. The protagonist has a vivid image and has his own principles for doing things. This kind of thing is called killing and decisiveness. Some of the humanoid creatures created by Shuang Wensu cannot be said to be human at all.
There are many fragments in it that will be deeply touched by those who read it. The style of this book is very unique. I believe that the author will become popular sooner or later. There are many wonderful fragments in the last two chapters. The climax of this book is the climax. A good book requires careful craftsmanship by the author and careful reading by the readers.
The protagonist is very pure. When I say pure, I don't mean kindness. I mean someone who keeps his true heart and always acts. It can be said that it is very interesting. It is rare to see a chaotic protagonist, but he is not a poet at all. It is really interesting.
I have read 45 chapters so far. It is much more interesting and fun than those books with a score of 9 or above. Many books can't be read until they reach ten chapters. Even many books with a score of 9 can only be read after more than 20 chapters. This book has a humorous comedy style. It's good not to mess with the mentality [Like]