
Weren't They Supposed to Be a Boy Band? Why Are They All Useless?
说好的男团呢,怎么全是废物
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 425k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I'll Clip the Wings of His Boy Band and Destroy His Entire Paradise折他男团翅膀,我定毁他整个天堂Former title · until Oct 2026
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The writing is very good, very funny, the author is very funny, and the writing is very interesting. The author himself is also very good at interacting with readers. I especially like the author's Jiang Yi. He is very humorous, but also very reliable. He gives people a feeling of peace of mind as long as he is around. This book is more of an everyday style, with a warm feeling of fighting and fighting. When I read it, I felt warm in my heart. The four-person group is also very good. The results can be checked: Shen Changyu, who is the ancient Taoist friend? Take away quickly: Luo Di is a melancholic male god, but he always shows a different side when fighting with others. These five people are indispensable to form a warm little family, just like each other's family. I also really like to see the four people become restrained and less noisy when they see Jiang Yi, just like a mouse meeting a cat, which is super fun What follows is some random thoughts. Because I have several novels that I have been scolded for and stopped updating, so I couldn't help but want to tell the author, don't care too much about other people's opinions, and don't make changes because of other people's malice. I like Jingzhujiao's words very much (I am an octahedron and a Jiugongge, your aesthetics is too single, you may not appreciate me). I hope that the boss can be like the above, just be happy and do what you like. I don't know if the boss can see it. I silently wish that more people will like this book. The last person who saw this comment, I wish you a safe and happy dream. Editor 2, there is one thing I forgot to mention. By the way, can the author have more of Jiang Yi's role (if it's embarrassing, it's fine if not. The author is happy every day)
Well, yes, it's probably that they are super invincible and good-looking, and the five of them are all cute. Well, yes, I kowtow to all the rivers. It's really good. Um, yes, the author is very active in the comment area. They are super invincible and cute. Just like the characters in his works, they are cute and cute. And there is no cp. Well, yes, all five of them are cp-free. It is very delicious!
It's a good watch, it's lighthearted and funny, although it has a bit of a fantasy character. I hope Jiang Yi will have more roles and get along with everyone more, and I hope everyone will have no cp!! Lots of updates, thank you very much
It's really good to read. I hope the author will make these 5 plots non-CP, so I think most book fans will love to read them. Also, the author, come on! I look forward to your updates 🥰🥰🥰🥰
It's funny but not cliché, it's really interesting, and the readers are so cute!!! Very harmonious!!! The characters created in the book are also very distinct!!! Some of the novels are just funny as they are written, and the characters seem to have no souls. They are funny just for the sake of being funny, but this one is totally different!!! Everyone's work style is very consistent with their respective image portrayals, the male protagonist is also very interesting, everyone is very interesting, even the villains are sober, hahahaha, it is really not a loss to invest in it, all five-star praise!!!
A very funny article, with a lot of jokes but not bad, and it is guaranteed to make people laugh happily. The current five characters each have their own distinct personalities, but one thing they have in common is that they are too subversive. The group portrait has no CP. The female characters currently appearing have their own characteristics except for some villains. There is no pulling and stepping, only common madness. Don't worry about CP, for now, they are all patients. The male protagonist is the father of the other four:-D
Tomato's first book review, I haven't seen such funny writing in a long time. The writing is very good and it's not mechanical or random to fool the readers. The characteristics of each character are very prominent and distinct. Is it possible to learn from the author next door who writes 15,000 words a day?
After wandering around, I returned to the Madness District. Sure enough, the sand sculpture is my favorite. It's so beautiful, so beautiful ❤️ ❤️ Why has no one discovered such a treasure? Why did "Such a Treasure" not continue to be written? Why did "Such a Treasure" end?? Tonic😦😦 Jiang Yi is so interesting. Thank you for your hard work, senior brother. Come back quickly and let us have fun.
It's so good. It's a top anti-depressant book. Who could come up with such a funny book? It makes me laugh to death. The ending made my heart skip a beat. To be honest. I didn't expect that the ending would be like this 😢 Jiang Yi was found back, but he was very sad. There is no more 8384 😢 Can the follow-up episode be on a variety show! By the way, I want to see the disciple's reaction when he finds out that Jiang Yi is dead! I really like my apprentice and Jiang Yi! I hope that later apprentices can find Jiang Yi 😢 and give him good reviews!
I really love this book. Everyone's character is very good and distinct, so vivid that they will jump out of the book and joke with the readers in the next second. The whole book is very light-hearted and funny, making me think that they will continue to live this carefree life. The part about Mr. Jiang's death is very well written and the readers can really relate to 8384. Fortunately, the reunion came soon, and I was told that they were still the same 8384 who was playing around and laughing about right and wrong. The extra story about the world of cultivating immortals is very interesting, but it ends too hastily. Lu Xingye is probably still looking for his master. I'm sure their wonderful story continues, but I can't see it anymore. Fans of the 8384 boy band are waiting for them to leave, and I am also waiting for the future of the story. I hope that the people in the book can go on happily forever, and I also hope that every good book written by the author in the future will be liked and supported by many readers, receive many small gifts, and have the strength and love to persevere and fill in the blank spaces in the book.