This Is a Book You Can Never Finish

Name: This Is a Book You Can Never Finish
Author: Blue-Haired Lightning

这是一本你无法看完的书

by Blue-Haired Lightning (青毛闪电)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 3.1M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 6d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Official-style disclaimer] Synopsis

[Important Notice] Dear reader, before reading this book, please make sure that you:

Have purchased a high-value personal accident insurance policy, in case you laugh or rage yourself to death.

Have had your brain fragmented and no longer harbor any illusions about the word “logic.”

Have prepared blood pressure medication, emergency heart pills, and a pillow to throw.

Overview of this book:

Protagonist: A cross-species hybrid whose origins are a mystery, mainly because the author forgot to fill in the backstory.

Main plot: There isn’t one. If there absolutely has to be one, it might be the search for a sock that went missing yesterday.

Worldbuilding: Metaphysics based on quantum mechanics, combined with the market economics of Cthulhu mythology.

By reading this book, you will gain:

✅ An unprecedented experience of bewilderment

✅ A renewed appreciation for every classic you’ve ever read

✅ A powerful urge to write something yourself, or beat up the author

Now, take a deep breath, give up thinking, and enter this carefully planned disaster

Stats

958Chapters

1.5kReads · 30 days

582.1kReads · all time

137Shelf adds, last 14 days

67Listens

19 ch/weekPace

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Reader comments 71

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The logic is clear, well-reasoned, and convincing. The author creates a chaotic world through his own actions. The emotions are genuine and moving, and the writing is delicate. Reading this book will make you successful in everything you do! 😂
533 likes8mo ago
This book is highly recommended! It's incredibly good, and the author's writing style is very interesting. If you don't understand it, it must be because your understanding is insufficient, not the author's fault. The overall plot revolves around the protagonist losing his socks, jumping off a cliff, and being transported to another world.
302 likes8mo ago
The writing is phenomenal! The plot is phenomenal! This is absolutely a masterpiece worthy of being recorded in literary history! I still got goosebumps reading Chapter 3; every word resonated with the depths of my soul. My skull is still tingling. It's 3 AM now, and I just can't stop reading.
285 likes10mo ago
This is the best book I've ever read. This book shouldn't be the only one causing me distress; others need to see it too.
239 likes10mo ago
This book is exceptionally good. The entire story uses the Antarctic stocking as a central thread to captivate the reader. It employs suspenseful and exciting plots with humorous language to depict how the protagonist meets, recognizes, and fights alongside his companions, expressing his love for the stocking and his admiration for its quality.
231 likes9mo ago
It perfectly compensates for the bug that prevents us from going crazy in real life.
226 likes8mo ago
The stories are easy to understand, the plots are scientifically sound and logically connected, full of erudition and philosophy, and the stories are highly engaging. Each story is thrilling and definitely worth reading! 😋😋😋
150 likes10mo ago
First, I don't know why this book is on my recommendation list. Second, I opened it, mistakenly ignoring the socks mentioned in the synopsis, and tried to make sense of it all. @%@$^%*%(%($& Then I tried to squeeze out the space and fill it with cilantro; modern science has developed so fast that you can use fluid dynamics to explain the splash trajectory of water after a baboon jumps into a…
122 likes9mo ago
It's really good. In short, it has a slightly quirky feel, but it's absolutely fun. You can listen to it in any situation, but well, after listening, you might feel a little assimilated, and I feel the logic is very self-consistent. So this is definitely a very good read. And it's suitable for any time, whether you're looking for something to read or not.
91 likes9mo ago
Yes, it's great, especially good! 🥰 The plot is full of twists and turns, keeping readers interested. 💕 The characters are well-developed and have distinct personalities, making them unforgettable. 🍉 I'd love to know how to handle the hiatus! 🙂
83 likes9mo ago