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- 151 This Alchemist Plays Dirty 这个炼丹师玩的真脏啊 Eastern fantasy, a world of immortal cultivation, no tired old tropes. The daily life of a lunatic cultivator: no pressure, just easygoing fun. I think it’s hilarious, anyway, though most readers find it bizarre. There’s no tragic, angst-filled plot. The protagonist, Huang Liang, accidentally transmigrates and sells novels in the cultivation world, only to have them pirated. He starts an online business, only to have it brutally seized. His human-puppet dolls are so well-made that nobody buys t 4.3kReads8.7Score42714d adds
- 152 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 12.9kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
- 153 Fortune-Telling Livestream: Master, Is Your Mouth a Controlled Weapon? 直播算命，道长你嘴是管制刀具吧 [Meme humor + feel-good power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + fortune-telling livestream] (The rating just came in, so it may be inaccurate. It should rise later. Don't worry, it's safe to read.) Lin Yang transmigrates to a world where nobody believes in Taoism, only to find himself turned into a Taoist priest. Once he earns enough faith, he can receive all kinds of System rewards, and livestreaming is also a quick way to gain followers. So he starts a livestream, but the content gets increasing 136.6kReads8.3Score10.1k14d adds
- 154 EN Starting with Ten? You're Really Exploiting a Bug! 起手乘十？有BUG你是真卡啊 [Master schemer] [Wild draws] [Unhinged] [Exploiting a bug] [Multiply anything by ten] … System: “Ding! Host has only ten days left to live. The Multiply by Ten System is now bound! You can multiply any one thing by ten.” Jiang Fu: “Multiply by ten, multiply by ten, multiply by ten, multiply by ten, multiply by ten, multiply by ten…” System: “Wait! You only get one chance to multiply something by ten!” Jiang Fu: “Multiply by ten, multiply by ten, multiply by ten, multiply by ten, multiply by t 125.3kReads7.0Score15k14d adds
- 155 The Mad Heiress Is Back: She Takes Everyone Down Equally 疯癫千金归来：平等创飞所有人 [Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + no romance + wish fulfillment + wild imagination + formidable fighting skills] The first thing Qin Zhaoyue did after transmigrating to ancient times was try to kill herself. What’s the point if I don’t get a cheat? They promised me a relaxing vacation. Why did I still draw such a miserable identity? Was the original owner born under a cursed star? What kind of tragic life is this? Abandoned by her grandmother, despised by her parents, robbed of her life an 2.3kReads6.6Score14414d adds
- 156 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 Please Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 14Reads—Score314d adds
- 157 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 3.3kReads8.1Score20414d adds
- 158 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 159 I Took on a Job Challenge, and the Whole Internet Lost It! 我参加职业挑战，全网心态崩了！ [Lighthearted + livestreaming + comedy + cheeky trickster + no female lead] Su Yang had just transmigrated to a parallel world when he joined a variety show called 365 Days of Career Challenges and became a ride-hailing driver. From the start, he awakened an Emotion Points System. The moment he realized he had transmigrated, he had already made up his mind. This was his second life, so of course he was going to live it to the fullest! He was going to make money on his own terms! Life and death 7.8kReads8.9Score65214d adds
- 160 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 161 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5.1kReads9.0Score32614d adds
- 162 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score4214d adds
- 163 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 164 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 165 After I Was Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 遭雷劈后，雷神大人他对我心动了 After Being Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 166 The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠，逃命成为天下第一 The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven 256Reads—Score—14d adds
- 167 Falling for Him at a Thousand Years Old 心动一千岁的他 The One Who Makes My Heart Flutter at a Thousand Years Old 9Reads—Score214d adds
- 168 Innkeeper, Don't Think You Can Escape: The CEO's Runaway Pregnancy 民宿老板别想逃：女总裁的“带球跑” The B&B Owner Can't Get Away: The CEO's "Pregnant and on the Run" Romance 164Reads—Score314d adds
- 169 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 28.7kReads7.2Score2.5k14d adds
- 170 BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 171 A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕：黑莲蓉和完颜康 [The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died 247Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 172 After My Fishing Disaster, the Apprentice Dragon God Won't Leave Me Alone 钓鱼翻车后，实习龙神他缠上了我 After My Fishing Trip Went Awry, the Dragon God Intern Got Clingy 43Reads—Score214d adds
- 173 I Casually Matched Two People, and Became the God of Marriage for the Three Realms 随手牵个红线，我成了三界姻缘仙 I Casually Tied a Red String and Became the Matchmaking Immortal of the Three Realms 6Reads—Score214d adds
- 174 A History Stand-Up Show: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi 历史脱口秀：从三皇五帝到溥仪 This wildly entertaining historical talk-show collection will have you laughing as you etch facts into your DNA! [Three irresistible highlights] ■ An all-star cast: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi's abdication, more than 300 historical and legendary figures join in the fun. ■ Immersive gossip: Relive history's iconic moments through trending-topic posts, bullet comments, and social media updates. ■ No-holds-barred roasts: Rate the job performance of Qin Shi Huang and Emperor 158Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 175 Hey, Classmate, That's Enough! The School Rules Can't Take Any More 同学，快收手吧！校规真写不下了 [Lighthearted comedy + internet memes + satisfying power fantasy] Lin Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a college student. Just then, a livestream show called Campus Watch begins filming at his school. From then on, the school gets a whole lot of outrageous rules. School rule: Using a bedsheet as a parachute is prohibited. School rule: Secretly testing blood types in biology class is prohibited. (A student tested a classmate’s blood type, discovered they weren’t related, and the 39kReads8.0Score3.5k14d adds
- 176 My Destined One Is Actually a Prince 我的真命天子居然是个王爷 My True Love Is Actually a Prince 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 45kReads9.2Score4.2k14d adds
- 178 Don't Panic About Being Sent for Reeducation, I'm Best at Revitalizing the Countryside 送去变形先别慌，乡村振兴最擅长 [Reborn in 2006 + Reality Makeover Show + All-Occupation Draw System + Gourmet Food + Escaping Poverty and Becoming Wealthy + Rural Revitalization] “Chairman, the young master has been in the countryside for two years.” “Does he know he was wrong?” “No, but he’s already built a major business in the countryside, and he’s negotiating to acquire our company.” “Lao Xu, you’re getting old. It’s time to make room for young Chairman Xu.” Reborn in 2006 and ready to make a name for himself, Xu Shang di 8.6kReads9.1Score86914d adds
- 179 EN An Eldritch God Descends: First, Kidnap the Valkyrie 降临即邪神，开局绑架女武神 [Cthulhu + lighthearted + funny + absurd + eerie + everyday life] Lin En transmigrated into a monster from the subspace, but before he could show off his abilities, he was cornered at his own doorstep and brutally slaughtered by an ascended Valkyrie for ten years. To escape that Valkyrie’s relentless pursuit, Lin En devoted himself to his studies for ten years, enduring humiliation and bearing the burden in silence. At last, he suppressed her in a little dark room in a single day. From then on, 35.6kReads8.7Score4.4k14d adds
- 180 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 39.3kReads9.0Score2.1k14d adds
- 181 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9kReads8.4Score1k14d adds
- 182 After Graduating from a Top University, I Turned Around and Took a Security Job 从985名校出来，转头扎进保安岗 Graduated from a top-tier 985 university, then turned around and took a security guard job 60Reads—Score114d adds
- 183 Don't Move, This Is a Robbery! 别动，打劫！ My name is Agua. I’m eighteen, gifted beyond measure, and as beautiful as a flower. As you can see, I’m a veteran bandit, or you could call me an expert in the redistribution of wealth. From beggars to kings, there’s no one I won’t rob. I’m already a legendary bandit known across the continent, but I wasn’t always this good. This is the story of how I became a legendary bandit. 7kReads9.1Score70214d adds
- 184 EN The Only One Using the System for Normal Cultivation 只有我在坚持使用面板正常修仙 [Absurd] + [Defying Heaven] “I told you, even though I’m from the Heaven-Defying Sect, at heart I’m a traditional cultivator. I’m not some heaven-defying god.” “What? You say I practice the blade every day and don’t cultivate spells or techniques, so how could I become a powerhouse? Are you saying I cheated?” “Rubbish. It’s all because I want to get closer to ordinary people. Don’t talk about hacks or cheating. I’m not that kind of person.” The Daily Life of Cultivating at the Heaven-Defying Sec 75.4kReads9.0Score7.8k14d adds
- 185 After Descending to the Mortal Realm as a Cat, I Made the Divine Lord Fall for Me 下凡当猫后，我把神尊撩心动了 After descending to the mortal world as a cat, I made the Divine Lord fall for me. 60Reads—Score214d adds
- 186 Xuanhuan: A Map from the Start, and Every Chicken Drops Everything 玄幻：开局自带地图，杀鸡爆一切 The short drama is now online: a servant slays a chicken and gets a Heaven-tier treasure, while the Saintess chases after him, begging for a cuddle. [Food + Divine Emperor + cultivation + lighthearted humor + daily life + ultimate survivor + invincible + 999-drop-rate map System + divine realm and all kinds of golden fingers] My name is Ye Ge. I transmigrated here, and I’m fifteen this year. When I was twelve, an old Taoist tricked me into joining the Piaomiao Sect as his last disciple, claiming 14.9kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds
- 187 Who Let Him Fall from Grace? He's Sexy, Strong, and a Total Freak 谁让他塌房的！又骚又强还变态 [Showbiz + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp Tongue + One Heroine + Meme Humor] Chen Fang transmigrates into the body of a top-tier starlet with a devoted-dog persona, only to have his reputation just implode. And that’s… great news! To hell with morality. Time to be myself! As soon as he makes up his mind, he gets a Negative Emotion Value System. Now he’s got the perfect boost to unleash his full power! He joins a variety show, and the guests get to choose the program. Then he’ll go on a co 27.1kReads8.9Score2.9k14d adds
- 188 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 45.7kReads9.1Score2.8k14d adds
- 189 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板，被开除就奖励万亿 [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 10.6kReads8.3Score97914d adds
- 190 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 191 From the Start, I Kissed the Young Marquis and Ran After Flirting 开局强吻小侯爷，我撩完就跑 [Hilarious and ridiculous + scheming, lovesick male lead + laissez-faire System + devoted, exclusive pairing + sweet romance + a cast of drama queens + secret identity exposed, then coasts to victory] Qi An’an’s life motto: If I can sit, I won’t stand. If I can make money, I won’t date. And if I do date, I won’t touch a rich heir. To bring her adoptive father back to life, she voluntarily bound herself to a System and became the temporary guardian angel of Xie Ci, the marquis household’s legiti 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 192 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.6kReads—Score27014d adds
- 193 You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur? 东风导弹车都开，你管这叫代驾？ Yun Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he is taking part in a reality show called The Chosen Wage Slave. He is randomly assigned the job of a designated driver. Female driver: “Hey, do you believe in love?” Yun Xiao: “I’m your designated driver. It’s your car, so throw up wherever you like.” Female driver: “Hey, why aren’t you married at your age?” Yun Xiao: “I can’t afford the bride price!” “How much is the bride price?” “Twenty thousand!” “That’s not much!” “Exactly! It used 528Reads9.0Score17514d adds
- 194 You’re a Variety Show Star, So Why Is Your Acting This Good? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 你个综艺咖，演技这么好不要命了 Ye Feng, once a movie emperor, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a background celebrity who barely gets by on variety shows. His “fake” romance with a top-tier starlet is mocked across the internet. And that’s not all. The System he’s bound to is a useless support system that rewards and upgrades him based on the popularity he gets from his haters. “Ding! Reward: god-tier cooking skills.” “Ding! Reward: explosive sprinting power, enough to run 100 meters in just 9 seconds.” “Ding! Re 15kReads8.7Score1k14d adds
- 195 He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱，真是修仙之人？ [Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing 17.9kReads7.6Score2.2k14d adds
- 196 The Fourth Calamity: Goofy Players Defy Heaven From the Start 第四天灾：开局沙雕玩家逆天了 "You animals! A bunch of perverts just jumped out of the bushes and stripped me naked without saying a word!" "Sect Master, this is bad! Those scumbags emptied our sect. They didn't leave behind a single brick!" "My greatest regret is letting those perverts see my health bar!" "All troops of the Demon Race, heed my command... What the hell, they're all undercover agents! What kind of game is this?!" "I, the Deity... Damn, those troublemakers are here! Run!" Ye Nian: "What? I'm just playing 14.1kReads8.4Score1.2k14d adds
- 197 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 264Reads—Score314d adds
- 198 From the Start, I Was Cyberbullied: Then I Threw the Boomerang Right Back 开局被网暴：反手就扔出回旋镖 Ye Feng was a security guard at a subway station. One day, he was targeted by an online mob after dragging a young woman off the train for disrupting public order and endangering the safety of other passengers. “Is that guard even human?” “He seems like he has violent tendencies.” “That guard is a freak.” “…” The influencer lawyer Sister Yan even declared, “Security guards have no law enforcement authority. Even if she were killing and burning, the guard would have no right to stop her.” One day —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 199 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 64kReads8.7Score6.1k14d adds
- 200 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2.2kReads8.6Score16314d adds
