Novels like You Old Creep, You Crossed Me? I’ll Steal Your Daughter Right Back!
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- 1 Livestreaming Soul-Ring Cars, the Police Tell Me to Register! 直播卖魂环车，警察叫我去备案！ After transmigrating to a parallel world, he gets a “Livestream System.” If he can sell a car that’s been in a major accident, he’ll earn a handsome reward. The internet’s most shameless streamer is born: “This 2009 Cayenne only has a scrape and peeling paint on the front bumper.” “This Land Rover is only a year old, and you can snag it for a third of the price!” “This one’s amazing. It’s been owned by three tycoons worth tens of millions! Buy it, and you’ll be rolling in luck!” But when viewers 1.2kReads5.5Score17114d adds
- 2 Livestream: I Only Play It Real, Sending the Top Donor to Prison from the Start 直播：只玩真实，开局送榜一入狱 [Livestreaming + Wacky Challenges + No Female Lead] Jian Yan transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and awakens the Real Challenges System. He can earn points to draw rewards by accepting all sorts of bizarre challenges from viewers. On his first day streaming, a man who has been on the run for years enters the room. The man says, “Livestream challenge? You want the real deal? Then track me down through the internet! I don't believe you can pull it off!” Faced with the 7Reads7.5Score—14d adds
- 3 The Advancing Cook 进击的炊事兵 Chen Wu: "I don't like war. My greatest passion is cooking, and seeing everyone enjoy my food makes me happy! What about you? Are you happy?" The enemy's top soldier curled up in the corner, weeping: "Happy, very happy, super happy! Could you... could you fish the grenade out of the wok first? It looks like it's smoking!!!" 384Reads6.1Score10314d adds
- 4 Showbiz: Paparazzo, You Don’t Want to Get Exposed Online, Do You? 娱乐：狗仔，你也不想被网曝吧 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Qin Fan was immediately threatened by a paparazzo. With his background as a talent agent, Qin Fan knows a hundred ways to deal with paparazzi. Qin Fan: Bro, I left home without any money today. Can I borrow some? Paparazzo: B-borrow money? Bro, I'm a paparazzo, not a loan shark! Qin Fan: Bro, I've got too much stuff. Give me a hand! Paparazzo: Bro, I'm not a laborer. I'm a paparazzo! Qin Fan: Bro, I'm lost. Take me home, will you? Paparazzo: Bro, I'm not 436Reads5.5Score11414d adds
- 5 I'm a Hundred-Year-Old Man, and the Campus Belle Has Exposed Me 我，百岁老人，被校花曝光了 [Urban + System + livestreaming + school beauty + seclusion + tycoon] To complete his System tasks, Jiang Shan secluded himself for eighty years and became the only Golden Core powerhouse in the world! One day, the crew of "Trust in Science" tracked Jiang Shan down in their quest for the truth. But what happened next left countless viewers utterly shocked… Jiang Shan also discovered, to his surprise, that Jiang Xiaoyu from the show was his great-granddaughter! To complete his tasks and make 41Reads5.7Score—14d adds
- 6 Stop Spreading Rumors! I’m a Legitimate Streamer 别造谣！我真是正经主播 Fang Fan woke up one day to find himself the owner of a pig farm. He couldn't keep the pigs alive, couldn't make any money, and was a million yuan in debt. Just as he was at his wit's end, the System awakened. All he had to do was complete livestream missions to earn rewards. [Livestream Mission 1: Sell products] Facing the camera, Fang Fan talked up a storm. At first, nobody paid any attention. It was just an ordinary sales livestream. Until the sow behind him... climbed a tree with ease. Viewe 1.2kReads8.9Score10214d adds
- 7 I Got Divorced at Sixty, and Only Then Did the System Arrive 六十岁离婚，系统才来 After sixty-year-old Chen Shu gets divorced, his Game of Life System activates! Sign in daily to have 10,000 yuan automatically deposited into his bank account. He can also earn rewards by completing Game of Life events. So Chen Shu starts doing things he never did before and taking roads he never dared to travel! The things he missed out on in his youth, he finally gets in old age! Also known as: [Divorced at Sixty, Suddenly Became a Tycoon!] [At Sixty, the Tycoon System Finally Arrived!] 13.2kReads7.6Score1.2k14d adds
- 8 Absurdity Is My Gift, and Stirring Up Trouble Is My Hobby 抽象是我的天赋，整活是我的爱好 [System + humorous daily life + entertainment industry + absurd comedy + crazy antics] My name is Bai Chang, and I’m currently giving an interview that has everyone’s attention. “Bai Chang, I hear the dropout rate for civil engineering is especially high. What do you think about that?” “I’m a junior, and I think this major is pretty good. It’s easy to find a job after graduation, too. A lot of people in other majors have trouble finding work. I see plenty of upperclassmen complaining about how t 18Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 9 Street Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Send Passersby to Jail 街头算命开局送路人坐牢 After transmigrating, Chen Luo obtains an ancient secret art. As long as he tells people’s fortunes, he can grow stronger. Fortune-telling on the street. “Hey, could you tell my fortune?” “Sure, but don’t sit on the stool.” “Have you got any manners?” “What are you, anyway?” “Why are you insulting me?” Chen Luo sighs and explains, “I’m asking what you want me to tell your fortune about.” “My love life. I want to know when I’ll get a girlfriend!” “Let’s put your love life aside for now. Your dad 239Reads7.3Score—14d adds
- 10 Disciple, Go Down the Mountain and Wreak Havoc on Your Gorgeous Senior Sister 徒儿，下山去祸害你绝美师姐吧 [Miracle healer + master descends from the mountain + invincible + God of War + comedy] When I’m out in the world, I’ve got the Dragon Source Kidney and a Sacred Soul Body. How are you going to fight me? What can you possibly use? I have five masters! My eldest master, Murong Yuan, is the sect master of the Heavenly Dao Divine Sect, with cultivation so profound it reaches the divine! My second master, Yuwen Ye, is a living Hua Tuo, skilled in bringing the dead back to life! My third master, Bail 1.7kReads9.1Score23514d adds
- 11 How Dare You? I’m the Dark Immortal Emperor. Who Do You Think You Are? 叫嚣，我黑暗仙帝，你什么身份？ [No System + Invincible from the Start + Immortal Emperor + Lighthearted + Witty + Addictive] Ye Lingyuan opened his eyes and discovered he had become the Supreme Immortal Emperor, seated at the end of the Great Dao. What is an Immortal Emperor? One who treads the river of time and gazes down across the ages. With a single thought, all realms flourish or wither. He has witnessed the vicissitudes of the Great Dao, remains untouched by every kind of karmic consequence, and is eternal and beyond co 1.4kReads6.8Score11614d adds
- 12 Transmigrated as a Hypermasculine Old Man, I Set the Internet Ablaze 穿成超雄老登，我引爆全网 Jian Ling transmigrates, only to find himself in the body of a 60-year-old man with late-stage lung cancer and just three months to live! So he lets loose and takes everyone to task, no matter who they are. On the subway, A middle-aged woman tries to steal someone’s seat. “Young people have no manners. She saw me coming and pretended to fall asleep!” Jian Ling: “This hand of mine is for people who use their age as an excuse to act shamelessly. Subway judge, activate!” On a variety show, A homeow 1.2kReads8.7Score16114d adds
- 13 Three-Year-Old Little Ancestor Makes the Whole Class Cry 三岁小祖宗，弄哭整个班级 [Comedy + cheeky troublemaker + humor] [Also known as “Persuaded to Leave on the First Day of Kindergarten”] Li Mo was reborn as a three-year-old little bro and took control of the entire kindergarten class. On the first day of school, all the kids were crying. Li Mo asked, “Did Mom and Dad stop wanting us?” The children immediately burst into tears. The kids had just been calmed down. Then Li Mo asked, “Are they going to sell us?” The classroom descended into chaos once more. After 427Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 14 Dog-Training Livestream: Your Partner Is Cheating on You with the Dog 直播训狗：你对象带它搞破鞋啦 [Livestream memes] [Comedy] [Lighthearted fun] [Pets] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Chen awakens the God-Tier Dog Trainer System. As long as his dog training gets people's attention, he can collect emotion points and exchange them for rewards in the System. To earn more emotion points, Zhang Chen strays further and further off course as a dog trainer! Dog owner: "My Border Collie doesn't like men, but it jumps on every woman it sees. Why?" Zhang Chen: "Your partner took it out 81Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 15 Simulated Crime: I Pulled Off the Perfect Cover-Up 模拟作案：我成功瞒天过海 The variety show The Law: The End of Crime swept the nation, sparking heated discussion on every street and in every alley. The production team cast famous stars as criminals. Each episode was tense and thrilling, keeping viewers on the edge of their seats, but always ended with the criminals being caught. Although it spread positive messages, the show also left audiences suffering from viewing fatigue, ultimately causing its ratings to plummet. That is, until Lin Feng stepped into the live broa 4.4kReads6.0Score26914d adds
- 16 The Old Fox of a School Doctor: Are All My Patients Fragile College Students? 老六校医：患者全是脆皮大学生？ [Live streaming + wish fulfillment + no System + no heroine + memes and comedy] A parallel world. Jiang Feng is a campus doctor at Yunhai University. By chance, he is selected to appear on a major live-streamed reality show called Work Hard, Wage Slaves! Faced with a bunch of fragile yet hard-to-kill college students, the vibe in Jiang Feng’s livestream gets increasingly bizarre. “Dr. Jiang, can you treat ghosts? Lately, I keep feeling like someone’s choking me.” Jiang Feng: “You put your sw 434Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 17 Exploiting a Bug? Two Systems 卡bug？两个系统 [System]+ [Feel-Good Power Fantasy]+ [Mega-Rich]+ [Urban] What’s it like to transmigrate with a System? I actually have two Systems? My Systems can be upgraded infinitely? I can gain someone else’s skills by binding them? So can I bind an unlimited number of people? 694Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 18 Hilarious: Someone Please Keep Him in Check! I Can't Stop Laughing 爆笑：来个人管管他吧！笑不活了 Chu Jian. He transmigrated to a parallel world! He became the younger brother of superstar Yang Mi and was brought into the entertainment industry, but with nothing going for him but his looks, he hadn't gotten a single gig in six months. He earned only 3,000 yuan a month in base pay, which was less than he could make working in a factory... Just as he finally couldn't take it anymore and confronted Yang Mi, a sudden ding rang in his head. [Host detected. Livestream Challenge System binding begi 39Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Livestream: Hey, Old Man, I Parked My Moped Right Below Your Apartment! 直播：老登，鬼火停你家楼下咯！ [Power fantasy + livestreaming + comedy + lighthearted] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world... Ask him to host a funeral, and he’ll blast rock and DJ music all night! Ask him to negotiate with an armed criminal, and he’ll toss a grenade at him, sending him straight to meet his great-grandma... Send him to clean the research institute, and he becomes a “sweeping monk”... Make him survive in the wilderness, and he opens a wildlife park... Other people are down-to-earth. He’s down in the unde 2.4kReads7.4Score19914d adds
- 20 I'm a Hundred-Year-Old Cultivator, and My Granddaughter Livestreams My Immortal Cultivation 我！百岁老人，修仙被孙女直播 Fang Yun is the old Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, the only cultivator in this world, and a mighty Nascent Soul cultivator! He last appeared in the mortal world during the upheaval a century ago. To pursue cultivation, he cast aside all family ties, friendships, and worldly obligations, then returned to Longhu Mountain. Unfortunately, Blue Star lacked sufficient spiritual qi for him to advance, and even his once-perfect state of mind lay in pieces. With less than a hundred years left to li 174Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 21 Bro, This Is a Livestream, Tone It Down!! 哥，这是直播，你收敛点儿！！ [Livestreaming + comedy + wish fulfillment + System + no female lead] Funny in the beginning, satisfying later! In his previous life, Chu Bai was a lowly corporate drone. One day, he transmigrates and joins a livestream reality show, becoming a street vendor selling nine-turn large intestine. Unexpectedly, he winds up with a penniless loser System. That’s right, a penniless loser System! To escape his miserable fate as a pauper as soon as possible, Chu Bai launches into a series of outrageous sc 425Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 22 The Immortality Story I Can't Help but Share with the Fairy 我与仙子不得不说的长生故事 Eternal life is a dream, one we chase and pursue. You and I are both caught up in it, in a dream world where reality and fantasy blur together. Evil immortals and fierce female cultivators like tigers appear right by your side, leaving you no chance to escape. 891Reads8.0Score10014d adds
- 23 On My Ninetieth Birthday, the Late Bloomer System Arrives 九十大寿，大器晚成系统降临 [Lighthearted power fantasy, no angst whatsoever, no holding the protagonist back, simple and direct] Wang Qingyuan transmigrates to a cultivation world and, with decent luck, joins a famous sect. He thought he was the protagonist, but even at ninety, he still hasn’t reached Foundation Establishment and remains an idle, unremarkable outer disciple. He never gave up cultivating, but reality made him accept his limits. He also got married and raised a family. But who could have guessed that just a 1kReads7.6Score10014d adds
- 24 Supernatural: I’m the Top Exorcist in the Cosplay Scene 灵异：我！COS界超度大师 [Supernatural + Anime and Manga + System] Ye Yu, a hardcore shut-in, encounters a supernatural incident while using the toilet and awakens the Myriad Worlds Merit-Bestowing System! But soon afterward, he discovers something even more terrifying than the supernatural incident. There’s no toilet paper. (‧̣̥̇꒪່⍢꒪່ )… Female ghost: Do you want red toilet paper or white toilet paper? Ye Yu: Um... I usually use sandpaper. The female ghost, inwardly: ∑(O_O;) Are young people these days all this hardco 939Reads8.3Score10614d adds
- 25 My Savings Will Always Be 1,000, So Pay in Installments If You Want to Keep Me 存款永远一千，包养我你分期付款 [Revenge] [Tycoon] [Multiple Heroines] [Pure Indulgence] When a windfall dropped into his lap, Zhang Chen chose “ten million yuan in cash savings.” But his gold-digging girlfriend, Ding Yao, swindled him out of every cent. Then a dump truck hit him, sending him straight back to the night before the windfall. This time, I choose “my savings will always be one thousand yuan.” No matter how much money gets deposited into the account, the balance will always be one thousand yuan. No matter how much 295Reads7.3Score10114d adds
- 26 Reborn as an Old Man, a Young Woman Begged Me to Marry Her 重生老人家，姑娘求我娶了她 [Period + System + Elderly Male Protagonist + Not Too Dark + Slow Burn] Zheng Ping'an dies while saving someone and unexpectedly is reborn in the 1950s as an old man who is nearing the end of his life. Fortunately, he activates a longevity System. From then on, young at heart despite his age, he embarks on a strange and wonderful journey through the era. Years later. Qin Huairu: “Old man, I’ve gone from a young girl to an old woman. How come you haven’t changed at all?” Neighbor A: “Uncle, I use 770Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 27 Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点！每次严打都有你 He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn 3.2kReads8.0Score22014d adds
- 28 You Wanted Me to Be a Therapist, So Why Am I Fortune-Telling on Livestream? 让你当心理医生，你直播算命？ [Psychology can't hold a candle to the occult] [Would our ancestors ever lead you astray?] [Lighthearted Daily Life + No System + Ghost Hunting and Spirit Summoning + Comedy and Memes] This isn't mindless wish fulfillment. If you're here for pure wish fulfillment, read with caution! Gu Yuan, a master of Zhouyi divination, transmigrates into an underperforming psychologist. Just then, the hospital decides to launch a live consultation show called Mind Reader, and Gu Yuan is appointed assistant to 1.3kReads8.5Score13414d adds
- 29 My Phone Mutated, Giving Me One Supernatural App Every Week 手机变异，每周一个超凡应用 [Lighthearted Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Everyday Life + Absurd Humor + Overpowered Supernatural Abilities + Not Your Typical Power Fantasy + Supporting Characters Matter; if that's not your thing, don't read it, and if you stumble in by mistake, don't complain] Lin Tian's phone has mutated. Every week, he gets to try out a mutated version of a phone app. Here are the effects of the mutated apps: Navigation app Baide Maps: Search for ownerless treasures and track down rare hidden caches. 1.1kReads8.6Score10214d adds
- 30 Livestream: You Can't Criticize This, He's a Real Expert! 直播：这喷不了，这是真专家！ [Livestreaming + memes + wish fulfillment + no female lead + lighthearted comedy + System] Jiang Cheng transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes an expert, binding to a Fame System from the start. After a moment's thought, he starts giving people advice on livestreams to build his fame. His livestream's description is eight words long: “Ask me anything. I know everything.” “Professor, I bought a Maybach ten days ago and now it's leaking. What should I do?” Jiang Cheng: “It's leaking? Just stick a p 1.3kReads8.7Score10114d adds
- 31 I Opened a Restaurant Beside a Funeral Home, and It's Packed 殡仪馆旁开饭店，人都挤爆了 [Outlandish food settings] [Funny and lighthearted] [Everyday comfort reading] [No female lead] [Early settings: a funeral home, a school, a Middle Eastern battlefield, a food stall at home...] Lin Chong inherits the noodle shop beside his second uncle's funeral home and activates a Gourmet System. The only problem is, this Gourmet System goes haywire from time to time. Setting: a funeral home. His food makes customers so hungry that they sleep on the ground outside the funeral home in the middl 11.7kReads8.6Score57414d adds
- 32 At One Hundred, My Talent Begins to Become Unmatched 百岁的我，天赋开始无敌 High martial arts + martial world + family saga Chen Jie transmigrated to a world of martial arts. He thought he'd spend his days roaming the world with a sword, but with only average talent, he ended up settling down in a small city, marrying, and raising a family. But on his hundredth birthday, Chen Jie suddenly awakened a God-Tier Talent System, and his talent and comprehension began improving without limit! So what if his vital energy was dwindling, his lifespan was running out, his talent w 4.7kReads7.8Score24314d adds
- 33 Livestream Challenge: I Turned Around and Fought My Way into Myanmar to Rescue People! 直播挑战，我反手杀上缅甸救人！ Ye Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and returns to his old line of work, only to unexpectedly obtain a bizarre System. “Ding! Bizarre Challenge System bound!” Livestream chat A fan challenges him: “Got the guts to come slap me?” Ye Feng chuckles. “Never seen anyone make a request like that in my life. You got it!” “Go to the civil affairs office and confess to a woman getting divorced, right in front of her ex-husband.” “You got it!” “Got the guts to help me find my son who was kidnapped a 470Reads8.4Score10114d adds
- 34 Are You Kidding Me? Which Celebrity Gets Even More Famous After Their Scandal? 疯了吧！谁家明星塌房后更火了啊 [Showbiz + lighthearted + comedy + mystery dating show + national goddess + unexpected side + sweet romance] Han Qin transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a top-tier star in the entertainment industry, though he’s already been canceled. From the start, he’s saddled with 200 million in debt and tens of millions of haters. His fans: “Han Qin actually got canceled? I spent so much money boosting your stats, and you were secretly keeping another woman?” “Wasn’t Han Qin supposed to be a pure- 787Reads7.1Score10014d adds
- 35 Shocking: Run! The Sword-and-Dog Duo Is Back! 震惊：快跑啊！剑狗组合又来啦！ [System + Comedy + transmigration + Xuanhuan + Ridiculous Shenanigans + A Hilarious Pet!!] Chen Jian transmigrates to a cultivation continent and meets a little dirt dog that claims to be a Qilin. The man and dog set off to take revenge and bring an important person back to life. Together, they embark on an entertaining journey. Robbing ancestral graves, stealing treasure vaults, running scams, seizing family assets, and tricking innocent young women into falling for them... The pair make a 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds
- 36 Oh No! I've Broken the Ice-Cold CEO Again 坏了！又给纯禽霸总整破防了 Bai Pu had never been so willful before. She gave all her “pleasure” to Lu Zhaohe. Lu Zhaohe had never lost control like this before, either. He gave all his “greed” to Bai Pu. Wolfish greed and sensual pleasure: that was simply the unspoken agreement between them. When the game ended, Bai Pu left with someone else, holding their hand and making a grand exit. Only then did Lu Zhaohe realize that he was no longer the one in control. “Interesting,” he sneered. Perhaps the real game was only just b 729Reads9.1Score23414d adds
- 37 Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy! 碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！ [Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills] Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?” Su Mu: “Of course.” Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~ “Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?” Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.” Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~” “Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?” Su Mu: “...Go ahead.” Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll m 7.5kReads8.2Score46414d adds
- 38 The System Arrives Early, and I Dominate the Dating Show from the Start 系统提前降临，从恋综起爽翻全局 [Wish fulfillment + early System activation + entertainment industry + multiple female leads] Fu Ze has just turned twenty and signed with an acting agency when a System suddenly finds him. Along with it, he sees the script for the first half of his life, a story of a promising start and a disastrous fall. But wait... System, aren't you fifteen years early? [After people smear your name, your attempt to clear it fails. With nowhere to turn and a massive compensation bill hanging over you, you fi 8.2kReads6.9Score88614d adds
- 39 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Revitalize the Taoist Sect in Another World 灵气复苏：我在异界振兴道门 An old Taoist priest transmigrates into a modern low-martial world, just as spiritual qi revival begins. Zhang Ruoxu takes one look at the handful of people left in his sect and sighs quietly. Then he turns to look at the demons and female ghosts in the distance, rubs his hands eagerly, and grins. “If you can’t even subdue demons and catch ghosts, what’s the point of calling yourselves a Taoist sect? Looks like reviving the Taoist sect is a job that’ll have to fall to me!” The heavens and myriad 1.5kReads7.1Score10714d adds
- 40 Xuanhuan: I Became an Invincible Ancestor 玄幻：我成了无敌老祖 [No female lead, no harem, an invincible protagonist. Truly invincible, though the first few chapters may leave readers confused. It really is an invincible-protagonist story.] Ten thousand years ago, Luo Fan was locked away in a forbidden zone by his own master. Ten thousand years later, Luo Fan emerges from the forbidden zone, only to learn that his master and senior brothers and sisters have all ascended. “Damn it! I’ll settle the score with those guys sooner or later!” From then on, Luo Fan 367Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 41 Tycoon: From the Start, I Inherit a Hundred-Trillion-Yuan Fortune 神豪：开局继承百万亿家产 758206835 (Multiple female leads, invincible protagonist, no face-slapping, no pretending to be weak to fool the strong, and no cultivation.) “Why does my life as a rich tycoon after being reborn seem so different from those of other rich tycoon protagonists?” Mo Yuxuan was puzzled. In the novels he'd read in his previous life, rich tycoon protagonists always pretended to be weak to fool the strong and then slapped their enemies in the face. Any random passerby could mock them, and everyone seem 1.3kReads8.7Score10114d adds
- 42 They Asked You to Do Stand-Up, and You Went Viral Across the Internet? 让你说脱口秀，你直接爆火全网？ Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world. His family's comedy club is about to go bankrupt. Just as he is debating whether to help his dad, the System awakens. As long as he makes the audience laugh, he earns rewards. An audience member asks, “Where's your dad?” Jiang Chen replies, “He drank the tea I made. Now he's gone.” An audience member asks, “I'm so poor, so how come I'm still this fat?” Jiang Chen replies, “You must've eaten your way into poverty!” “Do you have to pick an auspicio 1.3kReads8.1Score14314d adds
- 43 That's Just How Combat Works 战斗本来就是这样的 [System + Superpowers + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Slice of Life + No Romance] At one point, Lin Feng, humanity's savior, said in an interview with a reporter: “Let me make this clear again: I simply found practical uses for all kinds of weapons so everyone could better understand combat. I absolutely did not lead combat culture astray!” The next day, at the World Weapons Development Conference, Lin Feng publicly declared: “I admit that I led everyone’s approach to combat astray, but ar 1.7kReads8.6Score15314d adds
- 44 Instantly Maxed Out by the God-Tier Heavenly Dao 神级天道瞬间满级 “Arrived in a new world.” “Mission requirements: Choose a Child of Destiny, raise them to the highest level in this world, and have them become this world's Heavenly Dao.” “Mission difficulty: Low.” “Mission rewards: One source of a low-level world, and a one-stage increase in cultivation.” “Note: During the mission, the Host will serve as this world's proxy Heavenly Dao, controlling everything in this world.” 474Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 45 At Seventy, I’m Forced to Join the National Destiny Game 七十岁的我，被迫参加国运游戏 [No heroine + national destiny + horror game + hilarious.] Qin Ming transmigrates to Planet Earth and becomes a seventy-year-old man. By chance, he's selected to enter the world of a horror game. He obtains the Dodgy Old Man System. [Get Dodginess Points by interacting with ghosts. Two hundred points can be used for a draw.] In the first instance, Ghost Market, players must sell one thousand Underworld Coins to clear the level. From the start, Qin Ming gets the skill “Start a Shakedown,” which l 124Reads8.6Score11814d adds
- 46 Getting Rich Is Hard? My Supermarket Connects to a Thousand Worlds 暴富很难？我家超市通万界 Xiao Chen unexpectedly awakens the Myriad Worlds Shopping System. From then on, he provides shopping services for transmigrators from across the Myriad Worlds. Cultivation world: Bro, get me a pack of cigarettes. I’ll trade you a Foundation Establishment Pill. Apocalypse world: Bro, get me some food. I’ll trade you gold bars. Ancient world: Bro, I’m staging a rebellion. I urgently need a Gatling gun. Running errands for transmigrators is just the beginning of his fortune. 1.3kReads6.6Score23914d adds
- 47 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 12.1kReads9.0Score1.1k14d adds
- 48 The System Gave You the Art of Dual Cultivation, but You Ascended Through Technology 系统给你合欢功，你科技飞升 [Host detected. Join the Immortal Realm’s top sect, the Acacia Sect. System reward: The Art of Enchanting Women] Li Xiu Wu looks at the Peking University admission letter in his hands. Reborn in 2002, on the eve of the World Cup, he seizes this once-in-a-thousand-years opportunity to achieve financial freedom. As for what to do next, he’ll follow his heart. 36.3kReads7.5Score3.8k14d adds
- 49 Prices Plunged a Millionfold from the Start 开局物价贬值百万倍 When he woke up, the times had changed... A Maserati Quattroporte was priced at 2.5 yuan. A school-district apartment in the city center of a second-tier city was priced at 4.7 yuan. “Trending: Today, Chinese tycoon Niu, with personal assets of 680,000 yuan, ranked sixth among the world’s richest people.” “According to Xinhua News Agency, the national average annual income per person this year is 2.83 jiao, up six percentage points from last year.” Xu Zhengyang stared in disbelief at his savings 1.2kReads7.3Score15014d adds
- 50 War Game: I Unlocked the Entire Huaxia Civilization 战争游戏，我解锁了整个华夏文明 [War game] [Academy] [Civilization] [Cards] [Age of Empires] [National destiny contest] [Real-time strategy] The War Game begins. Civilizations become cards, and history is transformed into the edge of a blade. Every barracks, every warhorse, every commander will determine a civilization’s rise or fall. Some pursue a single, strongest unit type. Some blindly trust in overwhelming stats. But Zhong Yi chooses the hardest and most dangerous path of all: unlocking the entire Chinese system of warfar 44.8kReads8.8Score3.8k14d adds
