Novels like You Old Creep, You Crossed Me? I’ll Steal Your Daughter Right Back!
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- 101 A Clumsy Succubus? She's Actually a Cute Wife Who Throws Herself at Me! 笨蛋魅魔？是白给的可爱老婆！ [One Female Lead, Pure Romance + Cohabitation + Light Novel + Girl Pursues Boy + Easygoing Comedy + Cheeky and Silly + Both Leads’ First Love] He’s an exorcist, so why does he have a succubus living at home? A pure-hearted exorcist who’s been single for 19 years and has never even held a girl’s hand... gets accosted by a succubus one night. She makes a very “friendly” pass at him, which eventually turns into a chase... And, by sheer coincidence, even after he accidentally lets her get away... th 1.4kReads9.3Score17714d adds
- 102 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！ [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.4kReads7.9Score96114d adds
- 103 Investiture of the Gods: I Only Wanted to Run, but the Human Emperor Overheard Me 封神：只想跑路的我，被人皇偷听了 After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods, Yin Ze became King Zhou's third son. Everyone knew what happened to King Zhou's sons... So Yin Ze, who could draw little prizes from the System every day, just wanted to make a quick getaway and stay out of this mess. King Zhou: This kid's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. Think you can run? Deng Jiugong, have your daughter Deng Chanyu serve as Yin Ze's personal guard. If that kid tries to run, break his legs! Yin Ze: ? King Zhou: Good thi 878Reads8.1Score12614d adds
- 104 I'm a Hundred-Year-Old Man, and the Shrapnel in My Body Stuns Everyone 我百岁老人，体内弹片震憾全场 Decades ago, Chen Chao transmigrated back to the Chen family and became its eldest son. With a bright future ahead of him, Chen Chao chose instead to temper himself through war. After years of fighting, however, he was left with a body covered in scars and countless shrapnel fragments lodged within him. When the war ended, Chen Chao followed the System’s instructions and chose to retire in seclusion, leaving the following family motto behind: “I will return for my hundredth birthday banquet.” Ti 585Reads5.3Score10614d adds
- 105 I Brought a Billion Home and Now I'm Lying Flat 我带着十个亿，回老家躺平了 At twenty-eight, Lin Chen hits rock bottom in a single day. His company lays him off, his girlfriend of three years dumps him for being broke, then turns around and gets into a rich second-generation heir’s BMW. Even his landlord throws his belongings out of the rental apartment in the middle of the night. Just as he’s at the end of his rope, a bank text suddenly pops up: [1,000,000,000.00 yuan has been deposited into your account] To hell with 996! To hell with buying a house or a car! Lin Chen 86.4kReads6.4Score2.5k14d adds
- 106 With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Really Was Forced Into This 有那么多前女友，我真的是被迫的 (Lighthearted comedy + satisfying revenge + lots and lots of ex-girlfriends + daily life with multiple ex-girlfriends) “You’re a woman and I’m a man. We’re not compatible. Let’s break up.” “Sorry, I like them big. Let’s break up.” See that stunning policewoman with the perfect figure? I heard her ex-boyfriend dumped her, so she joined the criminal investigation team on the spot, ready to tear the scumbag apart! What? You’re saying you’re that guy? Come on, don’t joke around. Then why aren’t you 4.3kReads8.6Score32314d adds
- 107 I've Lived in Seclusion for Sixty Years, and All My Disciples Are Invincible 隐居六十年，我的弟子都无敌了 Xuan Ziqing transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the sect master of a declining sect. He passes on the four novels he had brought with him, about battle aura, cultivation, body refinement, and spiritual power, to his four disciples as peerless manuals. Then he chooses to live in seclusion, hoping to spend the rest of his life in peace. Sixty years later. The white-haired Xuan Ziqing leaves the valley, only to discover, to his astonishment, that his four disciples have long since become p 4.7kReads8.3Score26814d adds
- 108 Who Let Him Become a Tycoon at Kindergarten? 谁让他在幼儿园当神豪的？ [Everyday Complaints + One Female Lead + Comedy + Slow Burn] [Short drama in production, stay tuned~~] Thanks for the question~ I’m in kindergarten, and the Divorce Comeback System arrived thirty years too early. [Your life is a failure. The Divorce Comeback System will help you reach the pinnacle of life.] [If you could start over, would you rewrite your life?] Bai Ye, who had just wet the bed, stuffed his shorts into his childhood sweetheart’s mouth. Looking at the ridiculous System interface, 3.7kReads8.4Score31114d adds
- 109 Infinite Missions: From the Start, I Have to Bring an Aircraft Carrier Home 无限任务：开局就得开艘航母回国 The orphan Zhao Chen was a diligent and outstanding student. After three years of college, he earned excellent grades and a full scholarship to pursue graduate studies at Harvard University. Just as it seemed he was about to thrive in the sea of knowledge, a strange task suddenly landed in his hands. 2.6kReads8.0Score29714d adds
- 110 One Taste Is Never Enough 过把瘾不够劲 He’s gone from modern life back to the years before the millennium, only to discover he’s become Fang Yan, the male lead of A Taste of Life. He’s already fretting over how to avoid a terminal illness when a System unexpectedly appears to save his life. But simply enjoying life isn’t exciting enough anymore~ 354Reads6.5Score2614d adds
- 111 Uncovering the World's Mysteries: Starting with the White Bone Dragon Pool 探秘全球：从发现白骨龙潭开始 [Mythology Returns + Invincible + Livestream] When Ye Shi opens his eyes, a System voice rings in his ear, announcing the activation of the All-Heavens Starfield Live-Streaming System. “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You explored the White Bone Dragon Pool and received the only reward: a Chi Dragon egg.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You explored Sealing Immortals Village and obtained the method to become an Earth Immortal.” “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You explored Atlantis and obtained the aut 5.6kReads8.3Score40314d adds
- 112 Conquering the Entertainment Industry: It Started with Winning Over the Campus Belle 制霸娱乐圈，从收校花开始 [Reborn with foresight vs. an emperor reincarnated, entertainment industry + business wars + emotional bonds + fated showdown] When he was young and naive, Bai Xiaolong was devoted to brotherhood. He burned joss paper and swore allegiance to his big brother, Zhao Tianhao, only to be manipulated by Zhao and left with his family in ruins. Fate begins anew. Armed with knowledge of the next thirty years, Bai Xiaolong becomes a master of capital and a Midas touch. He conquers the entertainment indust 26.6kReads9.1Score3.7k14d adds
- 113 Showbiz: The More You Insult Me, the More Excited I Get! 娱乐：你们越骂，我就越兴奋！ [Transmigration + System + showbiz + lighthearted comedy + cunning schemer + maximum swagger!!!] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and is blacklisted by the entertainment industry from the start. He plans to break into the music scene by serving as a judge on a music variety show, but the contestants mock him. Just then, the Negative Energy System activates. A Gui: “You’re a washed-up pretty boy. What gives you the right to judge me?” Su Chen: “I have no right? You sing worse than a dog! 7.7kReads8.4Score49914d adds
- 114 I'm a Taxi Driver, So Isn't It Reasonable to Compete with the Police for Fares? 我开出租的，跟警察抢活很合理吧 [Criminals + comedy + entertainment + all kinds of skills] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a reality show, where he draws the job of taxi driver. But there seems to be something a little strange about his livestreams. Su Chen: That woman’s acting suspicious, carrying a child around. Doesn’t she look like a trafficker? Viewers: The baby isn’t crying, and she’s even making it laugh. You call that a trafficker? Ten minutes later. Viewers: Holy crap! She really is a trafficker!? 1.5kReads9.2Score24514d adds
- 115 A Journey Through Hell, Beginning on the Eastern Front 从东线开始的地狱之旅 A new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.5kReads8.9Score13314d adds
- 116 Great Qin: At Six Years Old, I Beat Up the First Emperor from the Start 大秦：六岁的我，开局揍了秦始皇 After awakening, Qin Mu transmigrates to the Qin dynasty era... And what’s more, he’s only six years old and has been abandoned by his parents. Luckily, the protagonist gets a Brat System and manages to scrape by with its help. Then one day, his deadbeat father appears, and the System assigns him a mission from the start! Punch his deadbeat father. But who would have thought that his father was none other than the First Emperor, Ying Zheng? From that day on, the Qin dynasty has a little demon ki 672Reads7.6Score—14d adds
- 117 Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请 [Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai 10.8kReads8.8Score1k14d adds
- 118 From the Start, I Had an Inn That Astonished Cultivators Across the Myriad Worlds 开局一间客栈，震惊万界修士 Xiao Yu transmigrated to another world! He opened an inn, upgraded it into a hotel, then developed an entire commercial district! Everything here came with all kinds of special effects! Did cultivating in the rooms double your speed? Could the delicious food heal your injuries? Could that black stuff called coffee improve your aptitude? Powerful figures from all over flocked to the place! But whatever you do, don't cause trouble here! Because the owner is powerful! 5.2kReads7.7Score35114d adds
- 119 Unable to Pay Rent, I Was Forced to Become a Top-Tier Gaming Companion 没钱交租的我，被迫成为顶级陪玩 [Gaming Companion + Livestreaming + Esports + Everyday Life] [Also known as: I Couldn’t Pay Rent, So I Was Forced to Become a Top-Tier Gaming Companion] In this technologically advanced era, everyone is a gamer. Qin Tianming, forced to live on the streets, walks into an internet cafe. “Silver rank gets you 10% off your computer time?” “Diamond rank gets you 50% off? And Kings get free food, drinks, and accommodation?!” “Wow, big brother, you’re so good. Carry me, please! I’ll agree to anything y 1.6kReads8.7Score17714d adds
- 120 I Can Fish Billions of Times, from Cutting-Edge Tech to the Supernatural 我能垂钓亿万次，从黑科技到超凡 Jiang Li was an air force fisherman. One day, he seemed to hook something that wasn't quite right! [Ding! Caught item: Brain Development Serum!] [Ding! Caught item: Great Restoration Pill!] [Ding! Caught item: Genetic Cultivation Method!] [Ding! Caught item: Antigravity Technology!] [Ding! Caught item: Virtual Reality Technology!] From an unknown but handsome college student to a man with a host of titles: “The greatest scientist in human history,” “the world's richest man,” “the playboy of the 23.6kReads8.0Score2.2k14d adds
- 121 Starting from Crimson 从深红开始 [A galactic war game. The whole world joins forces to fight back against the aliens.] Your enemies: Abyssal Grudge Wife. Mad Witch. Mysterious Fairy. Mecha Goblin. Your teammates: Body-Training Hunk. Modified Lolita. Nuke Maniac. Your nation: Stellar orbital cannon, on standby!!! Your dog: Overlord-class extradimensional destroyer beast. You: ...Handsome? 1.4kReads8.3Score12414d adds
- 122 Chinese Showbiz: Setting Off with Keep Running! 华娱：从跑男开始出发！ (Urban life + entertainment + five Systems + no transmigration + multiple heroines + heartthrob + all-around entertainer + top-tier star from the start + boy band debut) When one member suddenly left without a word, the reigning top-tier boy band fell apart overnight. Lin Yi was one of its members, and he had no way out and no choice but to return to China and pursue his career there. With that as his starting point, Lin Yi began his comeback journey in a rival boy band, making his way from Chin 3.1kReads6.5Score11214d adds
- 123 Da Mimi: How Many Kidneys Do You Have to Think You Can Date Me? 大幂幂：你有几个肾就想追我？ After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xian became a fan of Yang Mi. He also joined the variety show New Year with the Stars. In the end, he successfully talked Yang Mi into coming home with him to celebrate the New Year, and everything took a wild turn. “You were supposed to take Yang Mi to celebrate the New Year in the countryside, but you took her to blow up a dog bowl?” “You freeload at banquets instead of giving a gift, and you have no shame. But Big Mi Mi still has a reputation to p 7.8kReads8.2Score53714d adds
- 124 Stand-In Daddy: Troubling the Stunning Beauty 替身奶爸：祸害绝色俏佳人 [Romance-Focused] [It’s Better When Everyone Gets Along] [It’s So Intense, You’ll Keep Coming Back for More] ~ After his twin brother dies, Jiang Xiaobai is forced to impersonate him. He nearly gets slapped on his very first day. “Madam, hello. Starting today, I’m your new husband.” 17.8kReads7.7Score39114d adds
- 125 This Is Ridiculous! You’re Having a Kid Teach College Students? 离谱！你让小孩哥给大学生上课？ [Comedy, mindless fun, everyday life] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Han Bai finds himself in the body of an elementary school student. Luckily, he has a System, so he quietly works on developing himself in every way: morally, intellectually, physically, and aesthetically! Then one day, his father, a university professor, has to travel abroad on business and actually asks Han Bai to fill in for him as a lecturer! With no way to refuse, Han Bai has no choice but to agree! On the first 6.9kReads8.4Score1.2k14d adds
- 126 Bright Sword: The Independent Regiment Commander Turns In the Spoils and Gets a Hundredfold Return 亮剑：独立团长上交缴获百倍返还 Li Yun transmigrates into the world of "Drawing Sword", only to discover that he has become the famous Li Yunlong. At the same time, he awakens a “Rebate System.” As long as he turns in the spoils from each battle, he can receive up to a hundred times their value in return. “Brigade Commander, congratulations on your windfall!” [Successfully turned in 5,000 rounds of ammunition. Rebate received: 500,000 rounds of ammunition] [Successfully turned in 300 Type 38 rifles. Rebate received: 3, 7.3kReads8.1Score66914d adds
- 127 Transmigrating into a Female-Oriented Novel: From the Start, I Scheme Against a Stunning Villainess 穿越女频：开局套路美艳女反派 [Urban + Fantasy + Superpowers + Giant Monsters, Wild Imagination + Anti-Tropes + Comedy] What bizarre scenes would unfold if an urban romance for women collided with a fantasy adventure for men? What strange stories would come about when a domineering CEO encounters a giant monster? Did the System malfunction, or did the author forget to write an outline... Find out in this book: “The Blonde Punk's Adventures” Someone transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a minor blonde punk villain wh 1.9kReads8.5Score1.7k14d adds
- 128 With Heaven-Defying Cultivation from the Start, I'm Invincible 开局通天修为，我无敌了 Ye Changsheng is forcibly summoned by a freight truck and transmigrates into the body of an elder of the Xuantian Sword Sect. He unexpectedly awakens a passive power-up System. Whenever he encounters an enemy stronger than himself, he gains a cultivation level one major realm higher than theirs. That's not all: the pets rewarded by the System can trigger a bonded relationship. When the Host's cultivation rises, the pets gain a corresponding level too. From then on, he and his pets grow stronger 4.7kReads8.4Score25114d adds
- 129 CSGO: Claiming the Major Title CSGO之问鼎major (No System + no overpowered golden finger + not invincible + no brainless power fantasy + a coming-of-age story + strives for plausibility + lightly fictionalized setting + no heroine in the near future) Returning to 2015, this is the story of how a boy from a small town uses his talent to become the GOAT of CSGO and reach the pinnacle of the Majors. If anything in the story offends anyone, I’ll make changes. I’ll try to respect history, while still fictionalizing it, haha. My writing is limited 22.8kReads9.3Score1.1k14d adds
- 130 Raising the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect Online, Only to Be Trained When She Comes Knocking 云养合欢宗圣女，被上门教导培训 [Unconventional cultivation, multiple women, golden finger, travel between two worlds...] I’m Jiang Chuan. After being reborn in a parallel world, I became a shut-in otaku, obsessed with mobile games. Then I came across a game that let me recharge by spending my lifespan. Spend your life to cultivate immortality? And there are Dao companions too! Spend my lifespan? Who are you kidding? Enough talk, I’m going all in! A few months later, Jiang Chuan looks at his own white-haired, aged reflection i 147Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 131 Livestream: The Birth of the King of Lurking 直播：苟王的诞生 [Livestream] [Infinite Flow] [Scheming] [Not an Invincible Protagonist] [No Female Lead or One Female Lead] Billions of viewers in the Livestream room watch Ye Xiao, who's been hiding in a corner without moving for three days and nights, on the verge of breaking down. Other people are livestreaming. This is just a still image. “I want to chop him up.” “It's already the third day, right? He's still hiding?” “How can anyone be so shameless?” “As expected of the King of Hiding.” “I left, but then I 896Reads8.3Score10014d adds
- 132 Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊，全网后槽牙咬碎 [Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else 2.9kReads8.8Score26414d adds
- 133 Starting Out at Max Level, Invincible 从满级无敌开始 Ye Qingchen transmigrated to another world and got bound to a max-level invincible System from the start, becoming the most powerful being in the world. From then on, he was outrageously badass!!! [Talent: 999999999] [Power: 999999999] [Comprehension: 999999999] [Damage: 999999999] All he had to do was casually throw a punch. God Kings died! Sages died! Immortal Emperors died! No one could take a single punch from him! And so, after becoming invincible, Ye Qingchen slept with all the celestial m 451Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 134 The Debauched Tang: Drunk, Reclining on a Beauty's Lap 脏唐之醉卧美人膝 The Tang dynasty was considered immoral mainly because its people disregarded propriety. Emperor Gaozong made Wu Meiniang, his stepmother, empress, while Emperor Xuanzong took his daughter-in-law Yang Yuhuan as a consort. Even today, with our open-minded attitudes, people still can't accept such outrageous acts! Modern special forces soldier Cui Shiyin transmigrates into the body of the wealthy young noble Cui Shi by a twist of fate, reliving a turbulent tale of love and hatred with Princess Tai 3.7kReads8.5Score27314d adds
- 135 The System Is Born Rebellious, and Its Created Demonic Arts Are Too Deranged 系统天生反骨，创的魔功过于鬼畜 [Eight years old + mortal body + heaven-defying comprehension + hilarious and ridiculous + creating bizarre cultivation techniques + unorthodox demonic arts + multiple heroines] Also known as The Bizarre Chronicles of Abnormal Humans and My Disciples Are Getting Less and Less Human The demonic path flourishes while the righteous path declines. Ye Xiaoyao transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the young patriarch of the righteous Tai Xuan Holy Land. He has heaven-defying comprehension, bu 7.4kReads9.0Score76014d adds
- 136 Reborn as a Leader, I Guide Civilization! 转生：成为领袖，我引领文明！ [Infinite Worlds + System + Saving the World] The protagonist is kindhearted. Read with caution. Note: The book's real title is: Infinite Reincarnation: I Offer My Loyalty! “Can human civilization continue to survive?” “Comrade, hold fast to your beliefs. A single spark can never be extinguished!” This was once an age of despair. But when rune towers rose from the ground and rune mechs swung their greatswords, the future filled with possibility. The Tree of Life swayed across the land, usheri 3.3kReads9.1Score28514d adds
- 137 Divine Kingdom: My Civilization Evolves on Its Own 神国：我的文明能自动演化 [Everyone becomes a deity, resources multiply, king of playing it safe] The Age of Gods arrives. Everyone kindles divine fire and opens a divine kingdom. From the start, Yang Fan awakens an SSS-rank talent: Evolution! One day in the outside world equals ten years in his divine kingdom! While others fret over resources and struggle with the slow growth of their followers, Yang Fan's divine kingdom has already gone through generations of growth, survival of the fittest, and the emergence of elite 239.6kReads7.1Score24.3k14d adds
- 138 You Were Supposed to Write a Comedy, So Why Did You Make Everyone Cry? 让你写喜剧，你怎么把人都写哭了 Jiang Lu transmigrated into a parallel world and discovered he was in the middle of a live-streamed creative competition. Contestants had to create something on the spot based on a theme randomly drawn by the judges. When the judges announced that the theme was [comedy], the other contestants got to work. Some crafted comedic plots with biting social satire, while others created a cheerful, harmonious atmosphere through stories of young people pursuing their dreams. Without hesitation, Jiang 9.4kReads8.0Score76014d adds
- 139 Game Development: Players All Want to Kill Me 游戏制作：玩家都想刀了我 Zhao Chen transmigrated to Blue Star, a world with a culture similar to Earth's, and acquired a game-making System. The more emotional reactions players gave him, the more he could upgrade his System and create better games. The gaming industry in the Dragon Kingdom was in a slump? No problem. Zhao Chen started with a game called Knowledge Is Power. Streamer Su Qingwei: “A text-based game? Haha, what's fun about this?” A moment later: “What the hell! It just mocked me for being illiterate?” Zhao 2.7kReads8.9Score12314d adds
- 140 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 14.9kReads8.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 141 You Put Me on a Dating Show, and I Take the Superstar on a Three-Wheeler Joyride 让你上恋综，你带天后三蹦子狂飙 [Entertainment industry + livestreaming + dating show + diva + comedy + goofy fun + lighthearted] Ye Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a washed-up celebrity with nothing going for him but his looks! He joins a dating show right from the start, and as luck would have it, three of the four female guests are his ex-girlfriends! But when the show begins, viewers across the country realize that something is off about Ye Feng! “Shocking! A popular idol carries a 400-pound pig and 7kReads8.4Score61914d adds
- 142 Fiction Becomes Reality: Is Your Junkie Act Really That Convincing? Investigate Him 戏假成真：演瘾君子这么像？查他 Chen Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an unknown extra. After finally signing up for the hit variety show What Is an Actor?, he runs into a well-connected internet celebrity in the very first round of auditions. The fix is in, and he gets the worst script. He has to play a drug addict. At the critical moment, the “Make-Believe Becomes Reality” System successfully binds to him. [Ding! Target role: drug addict. Congratulations, Host, you are now a real drug addict.] What the hell 103.9kReads8.4Score12.1k14d adds
- 143 The Crazy Stone Gambler 赌石狂徒 Just after graduating from college, Xia Feng was dragged by relatives into a company running an illegal investment scheme. His deceived relatives and friends poured all their fury onto him. With no other choice, he fled his hometown in a panic and went into hiding, until he arrived in a small town on the southwestern frontier… 2.3kReads9.2Score39014d adds
- 144 Who Says My Summons Are Weird? Step Forward! 谁说我的召唤物抽象的？站出来！ [Lighthearted and fun]+ [Plot-driven]+ [Subverts expectations]+ [Absurd]+ [Absolutely shameless] A hundred years ago, rifts in space and time appeared, and Blue Star entered an era of supernatural powers. Everyone had the chance to awaken a game interface. Lu Heng unexpectedly awakened as a summoner, but there was something off about all his summons. [Meatball]: As the offspring of an evil god, it grows stronger every time it's eaten and can plunge enemies into cognitive confusion. [Horny Do 14.3kReads8.0Score1.6k14d adds
- 145 Exposed by a Hit Variety Show After Five Thousand Years of Seclusion in Ghost Valley 隐居鬼谷五千年，被向往曝光了 The crew of the sixth season of Yearning for a Better Life came to Yunmeng Mountain to film, and accidentally wandered into a valley. There, they found an old man with a youthful face and white hair fishing with a hookless line. To their amazement, he actually caught a huge fish! They discovered that the old house where he lived was built from top-grade golden-thread nanmu, worth an estimated 1.5 billion yuan! They also found that the flowerpot he used for gardening was a blue-and-white Yuan dyn 1.4kReads7.8Score10114d adds
- 146 From the Start, I Signed In for 500 Years of Cultivation. Now I'm Invincible! 开局签到五百年修为，我无敌了！ Wang Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world. He becomes a prince of the Tianxuan Dynasty with no talent whatsoever. To stay alive, he disguises himself as a good-for-nothing who only knows how to eat, drink, and have fun. In this way, he makes it safely to the age of sixteen. The moment he comes of age, he activates the sign-in System. On his very first sign-in, he gains five hundred years of cultivation. From then on, Wang Chen embarks on a path of never eating beef... 34.3kReads7.0Score1.6k14d adds
- 147 Becoming a Great Emperor Is Hard? My Cultivation Is Tied to an Entire Nation 大帝难证？可我修为绑定整个国家 Lin Mo transmigrated into a cultivation fantasy world and became a servant disciple of the Qingxuan Sect. His talent was so abysmal that he was about to be expelled from the sect. Worse still, his sworn enemy, who had never liked him, was just waiting for this moment so he could cripple him. Just as Lin Mo fell into despair, the National Dao Foundation Sharing System activated! Its ability was simple and overpowered: bind to a nation and gain the combined cultivation of its entire population! Li 67.7kReads7.7Score5.4k14d adds
- 148 Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡：先天抽象圣体！ [Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo 13.4kReads8.4Score80914d adds
- 149 Apocalypse Exorcist Streams Monster Hunts, Goddess Shows Up With a Kid 末世天师直播杀怪，女神带娃堵门 Apocalypse + celestial master + livestreaming + fortune-telling + monster slaying + goddess romance + one heroine + doting dad + transmigration! Zhang Haotian transmigrated into a world of ghost-themed games, only to die immediately. After becoming the supreme celestial master, he transmigrated again, this time into the original host's body. He sent the original host to the afterlife from the start! He'd only wanted to work nine to five, get married, have kids, and live an ordinary life! But who 11.1kReads8.9Score1.4k14d adds
- 150 You’ve Got It Wrong! I’m Not the Mystic God, I’m a Cat! 你真的认错了，本猫不是玄神！ [Unchanging Human Form + Slow Burn + Everyday Life + No Romance + Spiritual Qi Revival] After being reborn, he somehow turned into a cat, and not just any cat, but a kitten on the verge of starving to death. At a critical moment, he awakened a System. Improve a skill to earn attribute points; max out a skill to earn skill points; unlock an achievement to receive a random Meow Gift Box. Pounce (Beginner 10/10) → Pounce (Proficient 0/50), earning 1 attribute point. Bury Droppings (Beginner 10/10) 3.3kReads8.6Score32114d adds
