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- 1 Reborn as a Content Creator, Starting with Arknights 重生当up主从明日方舟开始 Ten years after graduating, Luo Bo had drifted from company to company without achieving a thing. Then an accident sent him back to the crossroads where he'd once had to choose his path after graduation... Luo Bo: To hell with being a wage slave! Arknights is so much fun! I'm going to make Arknights lore videos! I'm going to be an uploader! Also titled: Reborn as an Arknights Uploader and Rising to Godhood 601Reads6.7Score123Shelves
- 2 A Sarkaz's Journey Across Terra 萨卡兹的泰拉之行 (Single heroine) After transmigrating to the familiar land of Terra, Zhu Shuo finds himself a Sarkaz of an unknown race. He starts wondering what he should do, and what he is capable of doing. From his initial bewilderment to understanding the cruelty of this land, he begins to make a difference. (A newbie writing on a whim. If you have to criticize me, please go easy. I'm not too fragile.) 75Reads—Score—Shelves
- 3 Arknights: Transmigrated as the Immortal Black Snake 明日方舟:穿越成为不死的黑蛇 [No CP] [Laid-back protagonist] I accidentally transmigrated into Koschei, the immortal Black Snake. I’d only just awakened when Talulah ran me through the heart with her sword. After inheriting the System and Koschei’s abilities, I set out with Talulah across this man-eating land, determined to change the tragic fate of the Infected. Along the way, we met trustworthy companions and joined forces on the road to saving the world. P.S. This story contains quite a few of the author’s own ideas, so 131Reads—Score—Shelves
- 4 Arknights' Professional Slacker 明日方舟的摆烂人 [Invincible + slacking off + no more Originium Project nonsense + few tragic moments + OOC warning] After the destruction of Terra’s previous civilization, Ling unexpectedly gains a vast amount of the power of laws. Ling should have carried out the Originium Project with the Doctor, then fought the lumberjacks, but instead chooses to… slack off? Ling: “This is all part of the plan.” Doctor: “Hey, don’t say something that lazy with a straight face!” She hasn’t been captured by Terra’s female agen 41Reads—Score—Shelves
- 5 Arknights: A Hard Journey Across Terra 明日方舟:泰拉苦旅 For some unknown reason, Zhao Lü transmigrated to Terra. "Wait... Terra? Which Terra?" "Oh! Terra from Arknights. That's great!" After a series of coincidences, he discovered that he had gained an Authority. "Wait, I have an Authority, so why am I still so broke?" "Whatever. First, I'll make some money." From the moment Zhao Lü accepted a young Elafia woman's request, he became an agent of fate, witnessing everyone's ending with his own eyes. When he tried to change those fated endings, fate rac 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 6 The Arknights Main Cast 明日方舟的主角团 Nothing. Blah blah blah, this book has been discontinued. That's all I can say. Don't ask me why or anything like that; there are just too many reasons. That's all I can say, okay? —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 7 Arknights: A Veteran from the Previous Civilization 明日方舟:前文明的老资历 Shi Yan is a veteran from a prior civilization and the head of a survival plan [Invincible Except for the Lumberjacks] (Arknights) The old civilization has perished, but it still influences this land. As the head of the Primordial Plan in this timeline, Shi Yan has a clear ultimate goal: defeat the Lumberjacks. But the process doesn't seem so simple. The Originum Plan was the strongest shield of the previous civilization; the Primordial Plan is a spear meant to decide the battle. Shi Yan: “Now t 3kReads—Score198Shelves
- 8 Arknights: The Watcher's Secret Records 明日方舟:守望者密录 This is one person’s story, and the story of a group of people. Hope has never gone out, standing firm like a Watcher amid calamity. This is an Arknights fanfiction set in the world of Terra, taking you into a different kind of story. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 9 Arknights: WBC Special Operations Squad 明日方舟:WBC特别行动小队 [Fights and thrills! + main cast + stories of others alongside the main plot, changing their fates as little as possible + first person + lots of headcanon additions + the author is busy and updates slowly, so stockpile chapters.] Read at your own risk. The WBC Special Operations Squad, short for the White Blood Cell Special Operations Squad, is an elite Rhodes Island unit co-founded by Dugu Moyuan, deputy head of Rhodes Island's Operations Department, and Ward Anpax of the TPG (Terra People's D 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 10 Anime Crossover: The Liboli Boy Doesn't Want to Transmigrate Again 综漫:黎博利少年不想再穿越 [The male lead is absolutely invincible. He has no weaknesses except the author. Incidentally, he usually cross-dresses early on.] A young man transmigrates to the world of Arknights after dying when his leg cramps while he is drinking water, causing him to spill water onto an electrical wire and get electrocuted. But then he dies again, so he physically transmigrates to a place resembling Tokyo from his previous life, except it doesn't even have the familiar works of fiction from that life. The 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 11 Arknights: When the Music Ends, We Part 明日方舟曲终人散 [Slice of life]+ [No heroine]+ [Mild OOC]+ [No clichés]+ [Male Doctor] Terra needs a leader. Years ago, Doctor led a team researching an extraterrestrial substance: Originium. An unexpected change forced Doctor to fall into a deep sleep, waiting for the day he would be awakened again. Many clones were put to sleep alongside him. One day, Doctor was awakened. A whole new story begins... (The author is a newbie. Please go easy on me, and thank you, everyone.) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 12 Arknights: Dragonfire 明日方舟:龙火 [Not a power fantasy, but the protagonist is no pushover] The protagonist transmigrates into Arknights, only to discover she’s a dragon with no parents and Oripathy. What is she supposed to do? After being bullied by the military, she encounters Talulah, who kindly rescues her. How can she survive in this land? … 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 13 Arknights: Summoning Surtr from the Start 明日方舟:开局召唤史尔特尔 (Contains an original female lead. If that’s not your thing, don’t read. Starts with the classic broken-engagement trope, so don’t read if you dislike it.) Ye Feng, an Arknights account booster, accidentally transmigrated to another world. This was a world of spirit beasts, where everyone could summon a spirit pet to fight. Legend had it that the highest-ranked spirit pets all took human form. Seeing this, Ye Feng, who had summoned Surtr, said, “I have hundreds of spirit pets like that!” Tremble 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 14 Ark: Protecting the Brightest Tomorrow 方舟:守护最美好的明天 [Before reading, set your brain aside.] Notes below: Even the author thinks this book is all over the place, with lots of original ideas and borrowed elements. Please start from Chapter 3 of Volume 1. If you can’t make sense of it, start from Volume 2 instead. A scholar changed her fate, a warrior changed her ideals, and a girl changed where she belonged. Note: Life is hard. The kitty is crying. (┭┮﹏┭┮) No matter how badly I write, I’ll finish this. As long as I haven’t quit the porridge, I won’ —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 15 Arknights: A Voyage Through the Ark 明日方舟:方舟纪行 An Arknights fanfiction featuring the original operator Lu and Nine-Colored Deer. Dual heroines, an episodic format, and lots of elements. All things have a spirit. The heavens and earth are kin, the mountains and seas are home. Carefree, at ease, and free as can be. “Then... why do you keep traveling? Where are you headed? And what does Rhodes Island mean to you?” “Why ask such profound questions? I just happened to find a place where I could sleep in peace, and met a group of lovely people al —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 16 Arknights: AMIYA 明日方舟:AMIYA [Arknights] [Amiya] [No transmigration] [Timeline Alteration] At the narrator's whim, a new possibility opens up in a fresh timeline: what would happen if the Doctor had never met Amiya? A wholly different life winds its way from the wilderness to an ironclad behemoth; from a tower where the hopes of many races gather to a dog tag lost amid the flames of war; from a hand gripping a violin to a finger about to pull the trigger. War blazes across the land beneath her feet. How will she mend it? Wh 357Reads—Score—Shelves
- 17 In Arknights, but I’m a Tactical Doll 人在方舟,但是战术人形 A young woman struck it lucky: she transmigrated, and even became the tactical doll character she had created herself. She also got bound to a useless System that could only do backflips By all rights, this should have been a journey from one life to another, reaching new heights! And yet... Selena: “You’re telling me I’m supposed to transmigrate where?” The young woman held the black cat System up by the scruff of its neck and asked with a completely serious expression. (The summary is beyond m 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 18 My Days with the Operators 我与干员们的那些事 Arknights! A collection of short stories! Everyday life with the Operators! Stories of all kinds! This is my first time writing a book, so please be kind! Feel free to point out anything that seems off. I’ll take your suggestions to heart! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 19 Transmigrated into Arknights 穿越之明日方舟 I woke up and found that I had transmigrated into Arknights. Thanks to the golden finger that came with my System, I joined Rhodes Island without a hitch. What I didn't expect was for one mystery after another to come my way. My transmigration didn't seem to be a coincidence. I seemed to have some kind of unusual connection with the Doctor of Rhodes Island. What was the truth behind it all? In this apocalypse-ridden world, beset by disasters and danger, could I save everyone at Rhodes Island? (H 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 20 National Fate: Bloodwolf Pojun System from the Start 国运:开局获得血狼破军系统 You're a Blood Wolf loyalist. Your favorite streamer is Blood Wolf Pojun. Every time you hear his voice or see his goofy rabbit head, you can't help bursting into laughter, as if you'd suddenly lost your mind. Whenever someone asks if you consider yourself a Blood Wolf loyalist, you always say, "I think I am." Then one day, you add, "If I'm not, may the heavens strike me with five bolts of lightning," and the heavens promptly send you on your way. When you wake up, you discover that you're not d 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 21 Calamity Sweeps Across Terra 灾厄席卷泰拉大地 (Arknights) (No angst) (Sort of overpowered) (Siblings) In Terra, a place that devours people without even spitting out their bones, or rather, a place that eats the Lupus without spitting out their fur, Qian Li feels that being a support is just too miserable. While his teammates fight desperately, all he can do is meekly splash the enemy’s face with a water gun from a distance to lower their defense. In close combat, all he can do is throw a rock and polish the enemy up. Qian Li: Talulah, can 36Reads6.7Score—Shelves
- 22 Revolution on the Snowfield 雪原变革 [An Arknights fanfic] I’m a level 120 Arknights veteran, but I’m not deeply invested in the story, so please forgive any lore inaccuracies. There’ll definitely be some OOC moments, since I’m not great at capturing the characters’ voices. Please bear with me. (A note before reading: I play Kaiserreich and Victoria, but I don’t really touch heavily modded KR, KX, TNO, and the like. I only know a little about them.) It was the year 1088 of the Terra calendar. Ding Mingliang was in his second year a 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 23 Arknights: Mimicking Originium Arts from the Start 明日方舟:开局模仿者源石技艺 [Originium Arts of the Mimic][No System][There’s a heroine, but who knows how many][Main plot + daily life][Read with some brainpower, but not too much][Double transmigration][Lighthearted, but not entirely][War in the early chapters, random battles later, then a quiet retirement][The Doctor has a magic bag] [Brain storage available, but it’s been taken over by zombies.] [The Doctor’s competence is yet to be determined] [At least one illustration per chapter guaranteed] Mimic Originium Arts refe —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 24 Arknights: Am I the Doctor? I’ll Do My Best 明日方舟:我当博士?尽力而为 (Arknights) (Protagonist: Doctor) (No System) (First Person) ...I long for an exciting, interesting life, but that doesn’t mean I like being responsible for everything! What do you mean, “To wear the crown, you must bear its weight”? The thing is, I never meant to... All right, I... I love them. An absolute, unchanging fact: I love them. They aren’t figures calculated a million times over in a lab report, nor important names marked in the records of Babel. They’re the ones who would search every 2.7kReads—Score216Shelves
- 25 Arknights: Disaster-Class from the Start 明日方舟:开局天灾级 “Everything has a price, and all things have their causes and consequences.” He kept these words in mind, but wanted to change this world, stand against the so-called gods, and rewrite the tragic fates of those who suffered. You could never fathom what he was really thinking. You knew he was just a fictional character. He knew it too. He didn't know. Everything might be nothing more than an illusion. Transmigration + System New author 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 26 There's Something Strange About This Ark 这个方舟有点奇怪 (Slow burn) + (multiple heroines) + (multiple worlds) (The protagonist's true evil nature only starts to emerge midway through the story.) Ding Jia, an ordinary college student, arrives in a parallel Arknights world with the help of a clunky old System, but gets an incredible start?! The System has broken through the dimensional wall, and characters from other works have ended up in the wrong universe! Why am I recruiting such strange Operators? (Amiya: Why are the new Operators who've arrived l 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 27 Arknights: I Became the Substitute Doctor 明日方舟之我当代理博士 After transmigrating to Terra, the world of Arknights, I realized I'd arrived too early, so I worked hard and eventually achieved a little success. I planned to retire, and though I'd forgotten some of the Arknights story, I still remembered a few scenes. I adopted a child and taught him everything I could. But when he grew up, joined Babel, and came to be called the Devil of Babel, some of the story suddenly came back to me. By then, it was too late. I wanted to save him, but found myself power 177Reads8.6Score—Shelves
- 28 Something's Off About This Terra, Save Me, Simulator! 这个泰拉不对劲,模拟器救我! Li Siter, an overworked office worker who suddenly died, reincarnates on Terra. He prides himself on knowing the Arknights lore inside out, but the world turns out to be far more complicated than what was revealed during the first anniversary. The Seaborn, the Great Silence... He has no idea what any of it means! He latches onto Rhine Lab's booming trend, tears in his eyes, and becomes a top director. Now financially independent, Mr. Li Siter finally learns the truth about the world with the hel 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 29 Arknights: I Joined Rhodes Island After Resigning 明日方舟:辞职后上罗德岛 At the end of 1096, a young man shouldered his pack, left Baizao, and came to Rhodes Island by way of Longmen. At the start of 1097, another young man came to Rhodes Island by coincidence. There, the two met, got to know each other, and became close. An old case, a conspiracy, and an investigation. Who says the Heavenly Palace is inhospitable? It sends one person off beneath a sky full of snow. Unwilling to let a returning guest leave with mud on his boots, it lays out a white jade stairway of i 190Reads—Score222Shelves
- 30 Arknights: Starting with Conquering Crownslayer 明日方舟:从征服弑君者开始 A friendly note before you read: This book is a prequel. I wrote it back during the pandemic, twenty years ago, but had things come up and never posted it. Please forgive me if you notice lots of inconsistencies with the current Arknights. It was also when I had only just started writing, so the prose and pretty much everything else are really bad. I hope you’ll be understanding... Thank you... Lastly, this is a shameful relic of my past. If you can, it’s probably best not to read it. The author 100Reads—Score—Shelves
- 31 Let's Wander Around, Arknights 到处走走吧,明日方舟 A man named Yun Tian was thrown into the world of Terra by an entity claiming to belong to the narrative layer above his own. Infinity, X = the set of all finite numbers, p = the set of all powers of x, p(x0) = x1, p(p(x0)) = x2, p(p(p(x0))) = x3, p(p(p(p(···(x0))))··· = x00 (All characters are primarily based on fan interpretations.) 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 32 Arknights: Venturing Into Strange Worlds 明日方舟之勇闯异闻带 (Arknights) (Transmigration) (Unrestrained) (Foot Odor Forum) A member of the Foot Odor Forum transmigrates into Arknights. “What? You're saying the Doctor is Priestess? Then it's time for me to pull off some wild stunts!” An outrageous piece of unofficial history unfolds on this very different Terra. 13Reads8.4Score—Shelves
- 33 Arknights: I Am the Doctor of Rhodes Island 明日方舟:我即是罗德岛的博士 Doctor, grab my hand! Let’s build a new home for the Infected on this land! Base building: Originium System: You only get one chance to fight a real battle, but you can run a hundred simulated battles every day! Use them wisely! PRTS Auto-Deploy: Doctor, please demonstrate it once more. I still haven’t learned how to command like that. Kal'tsit: On this land, there are countless people whose tediousness fills me with sorrow. You may have lost your memories for a long time, yet you still remember —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 34 Shangguan’s Journey Across Terra 上官的泰拉之旅 An Arknights fanfic “Hey, do you think I can win?” “I think you can beat Shangguan.” “I don’t think I can.” “If you win, I’ll give you a raise. How does that sound?” “Sounds good to me!” Read the story to find out more. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 35 Arknights: A Sarkaz Wanderer 明日方舟之萨卡兹的漫游 Due to unpredictable factors such as the convergence of worldlines, Lin Qianye becomes a Sarkaz in the world of Arknights. “Can someone tell me why I'm a test subject at Rhine Lab?” After turning into a half-Sarkaz, half-Sankta monster, he happens to run into the Flame Demon Incident. With the little Fire Dragon by his side, Lin Qianye sets off on a journey. “So can someone tell me why W is my big sister?” [Female lead: Exusiai. No tragedy, so read with confidence.] 65Reads6.5Score—Shelves
- 36 Arknights: But I'm the Reunion Doctor 明日方舟:但我是整合刀客塔 Terra is a cruel world. There’s no question that a transmigrator should have a hard time surviving here, but the previous Doctor, or rather, me before I lost my memories, was I perhaps a little too badass?! Shuijing, a transmigrator who remembers only his own name and the plot of Arknights, can’t recall anything from before he transmigrated, as if someone had cut off his internet connection. That alone isn’t enough to make him despair. But when the first person to wake him is Crownslayer, the on 51Reads—Score—Shelves
- 37 Arknights: Becoming Rhodes Island's Fourth Leader 明日方舟:成为罗德岛第四位领袖 Another world + Arknights setting + a platinum-tier fanfiction writer Chen Fan, a gifted history student, accidentally transmigrates to Terra. And he doesn’t even get a System to hand him equipment? In that case, he’ll just have to rely on his own brilliant mind! Starting out as a six-star Operator, he will climb step by step to become the leader of Rhodes Island and use his wisdom to save this land! (The author may update slowly, but don’t worry, I definitely won’t abandon the story.) (Feel fre 35Reads6.4Score—Shelves
- 38 My Ark Life Begins in Siracusa 我的方舟生活从叙拉古开始 For some reason, Luo Xi transmigrates into the body of another Luo Xi, Texas, who had already died. When their memories begin to merge, will he still be himself? What kind of storm will he unleash across this land? 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 39 Assassin's Creed: Terra 刺客信条:泰拉 I thought I had transmigrated, but it turns out this is a future where people read their ancestors’ memories. Even so, I must uphold the Creed of the Assassin. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. This is a fanfic crossover between Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed and Hypergryph’s Arknights. OOC warning. 68Reads—Score—Shelves
- 40 Arknights, but It’s Izanami! 明日方舟,但伊邪那美! (Arknights) (Naruto) (Dead Cells) (Genshin Impact) “Fellow citizens, rejoice! At long last, the ideal nation where all are equal has been established. It is here, in Chernobog. We should all celebrate. This is the victory of the Infected, and of all commoners and workers.” Talulah declared from the podium. Behind her hung the Black Snake, the Ursus nobles, and the emperor, suspended from streetlights. “A new ending has finally come. My king, have you come to welcome me?” the Queen asked, standin 11Reads6.7Score—Shelves
- 41 Arknights: I Refuse to Die 明日方舟:我拒绝死亡 Content warning: This story contains a huge amount of OOC and unpredictable plot derailments. (No angst) (Overpowered) Serious version: This land is rife with suffering. When another stone sarcophagus opens and the last survivor of the previous civilization awakens, everything in the future will change. Normal version: I transmigrated to Terra? Come on, shout it with me: Humanity will be great again! Rhodes Island? You mean this Terra? What's this? Originium. Let's try some. What's this? A demon —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 42 Arknights: The Traveler Through Time 明日方舟:时之旅人 (Not a System novel, and the protagonist sticks to one ship without hopping between worlds.) A human from Earth arrives on the suffering-ridden land of Terra. As one of the only two humans on Terra, what path will he take? Under Laterano law, he raises two children, one named Lemuel and the other Lemuen. Beneath the waves of Aegir, two battles begin. He gives up his human body and fuses with the blood of the Seaborn. Amid the artillery fire of Kazdel, he cuts through the falling snow for a certa 8Reads8.4Score—Shelves
- 43 Transmigrate to Lungmen: I'm the Crime Boss 穿越龙门:我是黑老大 [Arknights + Business Empire + Red + Ordinary Person with No System + Crime Boss + No More, Can't Add] (The author is a newbie who wrote this on a whim, so it might not be very good. If you have any suggestions, feel free to leave them in the thread the author created. I'll do my best to improve the book.) “In the world of Arknights, ordinary people have always been bullied, and the people are treated like grass. But even grass has feelings, and even a clay man has a temper. If the gangs bully o 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 44 The Happy Life of the Doctor and Amiya 博士和阿米娅的快乐生活 After staying up all night, I was reborn on Terra as an unfeeling, socially clueless, overworked third-year doctoral employee. Every day, I race around the office in a swivel chair while dealing with all sorts of weird Operators and a pile of ridiculous problems: Kal'tsit, who's out to kill me three thousand times over; Amiya, who's sweet and sensible; and the female Operators who throw themselves at me at lightning speed. But why is Amiya looking at me so strangely? What weird ability have I aw 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 45 In Terra, I Can Randomly Draw Identities 人在泰拉:我能随机抽取身份 [Arknights + Smart Protagonist + Multiple Heroines + Easy to Pick Up + Great Writing] The moment Su Nian opened his eyes, he found himself a prisoner. The next second, he became the shadow mastermind behind a multinational corporation! Su Nian discovered that he could randomly draw identities and gain the experience that came with them. He had hoped to lie flat and enjoy life, but unfortunately... this world was far from simple. From the moment he set foot on Terra, rumors of his many identities 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 46 Slay the Gods: I Bear the Mark of the Years 斩神:我身负岁相 For some unknown reason, Mo Sui transmigrates to the God-Slaying world and becomes the proxy of the Age Aspect. Having read the original God-Slaying story thoroughly and devoured who knows how many fanfics, he begins trying to change everyone’s fate. “Sister Hongying, I got this for you. Please accept it!” “Pangpang, tell me when it’s nine o’clock. I want to find out where my limits are.” “The game of chess in Cangnan should begin…” “Mo Sui! I challenge Asgard to a battle of the sword!” “Sis 761Reads—Score105Shelves
- 47 Arknights: A New Cycle 明日方舟:新的轮回 No System, pure fanfiction, not mindless, a debut novel written however I please One heroine: Kal'tsit “You're me?” The guy beneath the hood looked at the person in front of him, acting all nonchalant and being an absolute pest. “Even if the world falls apart, the universe is destroyed, and the stars lose their luster...” Xie Mo impatiently grabbed hold of something. She had suddenly appeared here. “Whoa, I'm amazing. I can even make someone appear out of nowhere!” “I'm not making anyone app 351Reads—Score100Shelves
- 48 Arknights: Chronicles of Terra's Little People 明日方舟:泰拉小人物志 After my suicide attempt failed, I transmigrated into the game world of Arknights, becoming a nobody. In this land where strength and survival are revered, I don't belong. My struggle has nothing to do with glory or faith. It is driven only by the lowliest instincts: hunger, thirst, cold, and the persistent curse called “maybe I can live one more moment.” I will record it all: my weakness, my selfishness, how a speck of dust is lifted by the wind when grand narratives roll over it, and where it 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 49 Chronicles of Calamity in the East 东方灾厄录 The full title of this book is Touhou: Record of Calamity ~ Lunatic Calamity. After transmigrating to the Calamity world of Terraria and defeating Supreme Calamitas, Yharon was sent to Gensokyo by an unknown being. He arrives with Terraria items capable of changing everyday life, and must take responsibility for every incident caused by his arrival, all within the boundaries set by the Hakurei Shrine Maiden and Yukari Yakumo. The chapters may not be very long, and updates may not be frequent, bu 22Reads—Score—Shelves
- 50 Ark: Your Red Alert Has Blown Up 方舟:你的红警爆掉了 [Comedy, memes, unhinged antics, and letting loose] A peaceful day, at least on the surface. A rare day with no players logging in. Flowers bloom, birds sing, and a cat riding a nuclear bomb soars through the sky... Wait, a cat riding a nuclear bomb?! Holy crap, no!! The earth-shaking explosion made a lynx on a distant continent sneeze, filling it with a dreadful sense of foreboding. [This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Also, please 4Reads—Score—Shelves

















































