Ark: Your Red Alert Has Blown Up

[Comedy, memes, unhinged antics, and letting loose]

A peaceful day, at least on the surface.

A rare day with no players logging in. Flowers bloom, birds sing, and a cat riding a nuclear bomb soars through the sky...

Wait, a cat riding a nuclear bomb?!

Holy crap, no!!

The earth-shaking explosion made a lynx on a distant continent sneeze, filling it with a dreadful sense of foreboding.

[This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.

Also, please don't use real people, or people from the real world, to speculate about the thoughts of characters in the game.]