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- 1 I Get Stronger by Annoying People! 我！气人就能变强 Ding... The Super Irritating System is here to serve you. /smile What the heck? Ding... The Super Irritating System is not some kind of heck! Pah! /angry Ding... Hostility points from the System +666... Tsk, that's it? Li Qiang, who has a System, transmigrates to a parallel world... Here, martial artists and magic coexist... All kinds of races make their appearances. Let's see how Li Qiang steals the show in this chaotic age. —Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 2 I Really Don’t Want to Be the Big Bad! 我真的不想做大反派啊！ [System + Villain + Sneaky Schemer + Always Gets Revenge + Fights Dirty + Comedy + Ruthless] Lin Yu transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation and gets bound to the Great Villain System. He gains two bonded beasts! One is a cute but viciously ruthless, supremely sneaky rabbit named Qin Laoliu. The other is a sleazy white turtle named Guoguo who loves stirring up trouble everywhere. To return to Blue Star, Lin Yu keeps completing the System's missions, taking his mad turtle-and-rabbit duo 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 The Truth Is, I'm Only Good at Running a Street Stall 摊牌了！本座只会摆地摊 A brainless comedy-style traditional cultivation novel featuring a System. No female lead, just pure comedy. Folk customs, karmic-law humor, classical cultivation, and absurd villains… 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Cultivation: I Have Too Many Enemies to Keep a Low Profile, Even With a System 修仙：仇人太多，有系统也苟不住 [Lighthearted comedy + sleazy + ridiculous + shameless + troublemaking + a bit of a survivor + no female lead] Master: “My ultimate move is incredibly powerful. You must never use it lightly.” Wang Chengwei: “You’re worried someone will recognize it, aren’t you? Come clean. Do you have a lot of enemies out there?” Dad: “I can’t hold out much longer. I’m passing all these treasures on to you.” Wang Chengwei: “You’re just shifting all the resentment onto me. What kind of father sets up his own son 168Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 5 System: This Is Unfair! I'm Really Not a Genius 系统：冤枉啊，我真不是天才 [Comedy + no holier-than-thou heroine + snark + smart characters + no female lead + System] “Cultivation? I, Yun Tianyu, would never cultivate in this life!” [Ding! System reward: Innate Master of Slacking Physique] “What!? I can gain cultivation automatically without training?” “If I train on purpose, my cultivation won’t increase. It’ll actually go down!” “Ah??? System, if that’s how it works, then I, Yun Tianyu, am now the person who loves cultivation most in the world!” “It’s just a pity tha 40Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 From the Start, I Was a Sect Master Ready to Lie Flat, but I Was Forced to Get to Work 开局峰主，准备躺平的我被迫营业 [Invincible]+ [Sect]+ [System]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Everyday Life]+ [Decisive and Ruthless] After transmigrating twenty years ago, he finally becomes a peak master thanks to his extraordinary talent. Just as he’s about to start lying flat, he suddenly awakens a System. [Ding! System loading...] [System loaded!] [Ding! Beginner quest issued: recruit disciples.] “I’ve worked hard for twenty years to cultivate and finally become a peak master. Now I can lie flat. How could I possib 254Reads5.6Score—14d adds
- 7 In the City, I Get Stronger Every Time I Roast Someone 都市之怼人就变强 Other people have to cultivate to grow stronger. Chen Xuan just has to roast people! A little bird says, “Morning, morning, what are you off to do?” Chen Xuan says, “Go screw your mother!” A classmate says, “A girl who smiles is never short on luck.” Chen Xuan says, “You're so ugly, I don't know how you can stand to smile!” A big shot says, “You little brat, I'm going to kill you!” Chen Xuan says, “System, I want a draw. Give me a prize that lets me kill a big shot with one punch!” 4Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 8 I Turned the Entire Cultivation World Into a Bunch of Goofballs by Fixing Bad Reviews 我靠改好评，把全修真界卷成沙雕 The cultivation world is suddenly flooded with floating comments above everyone’s heads: [Your favorability toward me: -9999] Me, Li Gangjing, transmigrated into the sect’s most hated person and bound to a pink keyboard cheat: Ctrl+Z, which turns “negative points” into “die-hard fan” with a single keystroke! Side effect: the more I change, the more spectacularly I embarrass myself. I end up dancing in a girl group on a global livestream, wearing high heels, and falling into the Demon Lord’s arms —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 What Do You Mean the System Was Reborn? I Wasn't Reborn! 什么叫系统重生了，我没重生啊？ [System + invincible + villain + stealing the Chosen One’s opportunities + lighthearted comedy + multiple female leads + imaginative fantasy + a must-read for guys] My name is Lu Changsheng. I transmigrated and became a disposable villain who wouldn’t survive three episodes. To stay alive, I decided to be a lazy nobody and keep out of everyone’s business. Then one day, an irritable voice roared inside my head: “Damn it! Six Chosen One protagonists ganged up on me! I have to get revenge!” Me: “B —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 The Villain Just Wants to Slack Off, but the System Keeps Forcing Me to Do Evil 反派只想摸鱼摆烂系统却逼我作恶 [Infamy +10,086, lifespan +100.86 days] Shen Mo transmigrates into the world of cultivation and becomes bound to the “Infamy for Life System.” In Guo Degang’s voice, the System urges him on: “Go! Steal that thousand-year-old spirit herb, then kick over the old beggar’s bowl by the roadside!” To stay alive, Shen Mo forces himself to play the villain, diligently acting the part of the cultivation world’s number-one scoundrel. He publicly humiliates the Chosen One, steals fated opportunities, commi —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 The Ultimate Comedy System 最强搞笑系统 A quirky System that asks you to guess a girl’s underwear color without using nouns... “System, if the policewoman catches you streaking, choose one of two ways to defend yourself: One, Sage Mode, make her understand you have your reasons; Two, admit you’re a pervert...” Tasks like these are driving Ou He to the brink of madness. But because of the mistakes he made in the past, this man, who was already very “serious,” has no choice but to force himself to become funny. 28Reads5.9Score—14d adds
- 12 The Hilarious God-Tier System 神级逗比系统 Who hasn't been young? Who hasn't felt lost? How many times have we been laughed at and looked down on? How many times have we felt helpless and adrift... When the fire in your blood begins to burn, nothing else matters. I am who I am! One lifetime, one heart, charging forward without hesitation. A band of brothers, a few lovely women, conquering the world through the years. The world laughs at me for being mad. I say you are all shallow. Only after a thousand trials can a sword be forged, stron 228Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 13 Thriller Game: It Begins in the Eerie Village of Yanhui 惊悚游戏：从诡异严辉村开始 Lu Yuan never expected that, as soon as he transmigrated to another world, he would be chosen by an SSS-rank instance called The Haunted Village of Yanhui. He’s just a kid! Why is his very first instance already SSS-rank? After everyone else was eliminated from the Yanhui Village instance, Lu Yuan was the only one to receive an SSS-rank reward: watch a thirty-second ad to revive. When everyone saw Lu Yuan emerge from Yanhui Village, they couldn’t believe their eyes. They all figured he’d just go 490Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 14 Merging Worlds from the Start, My Buddy and I Hunt Down Looping Killers 开局融合世界我和损友抓循环杀手 An ordinary afternoon. Luo An has just picked up his Wuling Shenguang after getting his driver's license. He's about to take his two best buddies for a drive and show off, when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse knock them flying halfway there. When they open their eyes again, the three of them have landed in a grassy field. Before them is a world where Bocchi the Rock!, Komi Can't Communicate, A Silent Voice, Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, Classroom of the Elite, Hyouka, My Teen R 4.8kReads7.4Score51714d adds
- 15 I Just Wanted to Lie Flat, So How Did I Get Tricked into Cultivating Immortality? 想躺平的我竟被忽悠修仙？ Li Mo is a lazy slacker who just wants to lie flat after his college entrance exams. While waiting for his goddess to reply, he's kidnapped by the immortal maiden Xingyao and taken to a cultivation world. The reason? KPI assessments in the immortal realm! Xingyao is a Nine Heavens Patrol Immortal (intern), but she seems... a little short on brains. Through a series of mishaps, the two are forced into a bond and must survive in this cultivation world with a “reliable” System that's almost out of 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 I Suggest You Be Kind 我劝你善良 The age of spiritual qi revival has arrived. Animals are awakening in droves, and human rule is facing a crisis! When a little rabbit flips you the middle finger, stay calm and don’t pick a fight with it. Its mother may well be watching you from the darkness… Our protagonist, Tang Yan, however, remains remarkably composed. Without changing expression, he silently opens the System in his mind… “Ding! The [I Urge You to Be Kind] System is now online…” 39Reads7.9Score—14d adds
- 17 The Fake Junior Uncle 冒牌小师叔 [Shameless + no decorum + absolutely no limits] A nobody with the combat skills of a weakling impersonates a peerless prodigy, joins a sect, and even becomes the junior martial uncle everyone admires! The sect’s bigwigs practically put my shoes on for me. The sect’s geniuses all bow at my feet. Even the beautiful senior sister’s pomegranate skirt is at my disposal… Ahem. About all this, the swaggering Ning Xie has just one thing to say: Pretending to be a prodigy is freaking exhausting! 2.7kReads8.1Score18214d adds
- 18 I See Your Hard Work, but Why Is the Sweat on My Head? 努力我看到了，汗水怎么在我头上 An unknown game, terrifying enemies, and bizarre rules. Faced with it all, Mo Ran quietly takes a step back and pulls out his cheat. As the saying goes, if there isn't a ban, it's allowed, right? Talent ability, let me see your limits! Death rewind! “Why are you so strong?” “Perseverance and self-improvement! I'm strong because of my own efforts! Hard work and sweat are what made me this powerful!” I can see the hard work, but... Why is the sweat on my head?! By the way, this book solemnly decl 66Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 19 I Really Didn’t Mean To 我真不是故意的 Chu Ci has three great hobbies: courting death, showing off, and catching ETs! 46Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 20 A Nonsensical Myth: A Broken Bowl Roams Ten Thousand Worlds 无厘头神话之破碗行万界 This is a ridiculous comedy that loves to defy expectations. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings! Qian Duoduo, a rising star in finance, is swept into a mysterious vortex on a stormy night and transported to another world where technology and mythology intertwine. He lands there as the most wretched beggar on the street. When golden runes resonate with a chipped bowl, and the shadow of a Bone Dragon Knight falls over the city-state, Qian Duoduo grips his cracked clay bowl and makes a bold —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 This Immortal Life? I Just Stay Home and Cultivate in the Sect 这仙啊，我就宅在宗门修了 After transmigrating into the cultivation world for twenty-two years, Lin Chen finally managed to become the master of a peak. Then he discovered that Po Yun Peak was about to be abolished by the sect. While the other peak masters flew on their swords, he went fishing. While they ate pills like meals, he mooched food. While they chose disciples for their talent, he took in a junior sister with "average roots, average comprehension, and average intelligence," planning to send her into the sect 86Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score10014d adds
- 23 A Living Hell from the Start: If There's No Game Over, Does That Mean I've Won? 地狱开局，没关就是开？ In the Age of Declining Dharma, the Six Realms have fallen and the Heavenly Dao has crumbled. As the online flame warrior Situ An browses the internet in a fit of enthusiasm, he is transported into the cultivation world. From the start, his entire sect is wiped out. Just as the last black-clad survivor, on the verge of being killed, sends him away, Situ An unexpectedly unlocks the Substitute System. His first draw gives him the Elbow Strike King. But getting past the black-clad figure in the fi 275Reads7.1Score12014d adds
- 24 The Amnesiac Immortal Emperor Drops the Act: He Can Do Everything from Shoveling Manure to Polishing Shoes 仙帝失忆不端着，挑粪擦鞋样样来 [Ridiculously funny + one heroine + invincible + big shot + play the pig to eat the tiger + face-slapping + devoted husband who protects his wife + mutual devotion] From the start, the most powerful and most handsome Immortal Emperor in the Three Realms falls into a cesspit, loses his memory, and turns into an idiot. What should he do? Asking online, and it's urgent! The beautiful, strong, tragic heroine Ye Liuli, a half-demon, half-monster, passes by and her eyes light up: “This henchman looks 7Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 25 My Skills Come With a Few Too Many Side Effects 我的技能有亿点点后遗症 [Funny] [Irreverent] [Insane] [Ridiculous] [Spiritual Qi Revival] [System] [Urban Superpowers] Humans in this world awaken supernatural abilities and fight. Yun Shu awakened a broken healing ability. But he wasn’t worried: he had a skill-upgrade System. For some reason, though, the upgraded skills came with a few tiny side effects. An ordinary healing spell would make people release poison nonstop. The Mind-Clearing spell would make them reveal their innermost secrets. The Vitality-Boosting spel 780Reads8.9Score11214d adds
- 26 The Beast Arena: From Third Sister-in-Law to Dragon 斗兽竞技场，从三嫂变为巨龙 I saved a cat. The cat died. I got a spot in a beast-fighting arena. “...Isn’t there something wrong with your criteria?” My name is Chen Mo. I’m a food delivery courier on Blue Star, and my specialties are being broke, going hungry, and making conversations awkward. 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Urban Demon Realm Student 都市魔界学生 [The protagonist is invincible and has an extraordinary background. He came to Earth only to experience life.] [Invincible from the start + Urban + Campus Beauty + Female Emperor + Swordsmanship + Immortal Emperor + Humorous and Hilarious] “Don't compare your connections with mine. I can do whatever I want throughout the entire Demon Realm. You're just from some tiny family and little sect. What makes you think you can play with me? I, Ye Yun, never beat around the bush. If you don't like it, I' 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 I Transmigrate to the Cultivation World, and the System Actually Charges a Fee 穿越修仙界，系统居然要收费 The protagonist, Ye Qingxuan, transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation and obtains an equivalent exchange System. What? Using the System's features costs money! And the fees make no sense! The System reserves the right to interpret everything! Fine, then. When I've got money, I'll live it up; when I'm broke, I'll keep my head down. If I can beat them, I'll fight; if I can't, I'll run. But as the days go by, it seems the cultivators in this world aren't all that powerful after all! 32Reads—Score314d adds
- 29 Junior Brother, Please Stop Cultivating 师弟求你别修炼了 Chen Ming has just transmigrated when Daoist Qing Shan tricks him into joining a sect. Mistaking the Qing Shan Sect for a powerful hidden sect, he throws himself into cultivating immortality. His senior brothers and sisters boast that they’re great masters of the sword, then hand him a lousy manual and tell him to practice swordsmanship. To their surprise, he comprehends peerless sword intent. They casually give him a big cooking pot, and he uses it to concoct peerless pills. He practices a litt 522Reads8.4Score10214d adds
- 30 I'm a Professional Contrarian, and I Only Pick Fights with Toxic Women 在下杠精，专杠渣女 “Do you own a house?” “Do you own a car?” “I get fifteen thousand a month in spending money. Can you afford to support me?” At a café, Lin Yang's heavily made-up blind date glared at him and peppered him with questions. “Ding! The God-Tier Argumentative System has activated!” Just as Lin Yang was at a loss, his golden finger awakened. As long as he talked back, he could earn Argument Points. “Have you even looked at yourself? Your face is as caked in powder as a frost-covered donkey turd. Who kn 2kReads8.5Score20114d adds
- 31 Holy Wish 圣愿 [Golden Finger, Lips] [Transmigration] [Faith in Lord Guan] [Eastern Xianxia] [Humor] [Goofball] [Multiple Heroines] [Fears Loneliness] [Wild Fantasy] The protagonist is Huang Yuanyi. The story features a large ensemble cast. 35Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Villain: It’s All a Joke from the Start 反派：开局就是乐子 Zhao Gang’s many vile deeds were too much even for the gods to tolerate. They forced him into a stroke of extreme bad luck, then banished him to another world. Zhao Gang cursed up a storm, and his string of profane greetings moved the gods. They gave him a System and sent him to face off against the male leads of various stories, successfully taking him from a perilous situation where he had a one-in-nine chance of survival to a stable ending where he was doomed to die. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 Rebellion from the Start: The Number One Villain Across the Heavens 开局造反，诸天第一反派 War Simulator System. [Not a saintly protagonist] Successful rebellion: Reward: 100,000 Black-Armored Knights Successfully wreak havoc in the harem: Reward: ×××× From mortal emperor to Daoist patriarch to ruler of the immortals, Lu Ming carved his way through every obstacle with the War Simulator, finally becoming the one and only villain in the Myriad Worlds. Chosen ones, protagonists, hurry up and grow stronger. I stand above the Myriad Worlds, waiting for you. 152Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 34 I'm an Immortal Emperor, Wreaking Havoc in the Novice Village! 我一个仙帝，在新手村嘎嘎乱杀！ [An Immortal Emperor roaming the mortal world + a cultivation academy + a laid-back, feel-good power fantasy + humor = ???] Set in a fictional modern city. He tramples all living things beneath his feet and holds life and death in the palm of his hand. His legend is eternal, and the king never falls. Four Immortal Emperors and a divine beast fought for seven days and seven nights without a victor. Who could have guessed that it was just one of his pets... The protagonist is invi 15Reads5.1Score—14d adds
- 35 Xuanhuan: Cultivation? I Get Strong by Being Absurd! 玄幻：修仙？我变强全靠搞抽象！ [Feel-Good Fiction + Lighthearted + Shameless + Memes + Invincible + Unhinged + Anti-Trope Cultivation] Mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad… [A new writer and a new book. Please forgive any shortcomings.] [This book is mainly about comedy and fun, with a somewhat slow pace. If that's not your thing, don't read it.] “Alas... I've spent my whole life saying sorry to everyone.” “That's not a gesture of apology. I'm telling you, bro, you've still got a lot to learn. 2.3kReads7.9Score39514d adds
- 36 I Have a Breath of Immortal Qi, But I Never Mention It 我有一口仙灵气，我从来也不提 New book: Join Xiang Yu's Basketball Team and Challenge the Emperors of Every Era of China A story about the protagonist leading the Western Chu basketball team in a challenge against the emperors of Chinese history. A fresh new genre blending alternate history with competitive sports. For a brand-new experience, click the author's profile picture to start reading. Refuses to take the easy way from the start! With an utterly simple goal, peak and unrivaled physical prowess, and a curiosity about —Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 37 What Are You Doing in the Cultivation World? Trying to Be Funny?! 你来修仙界干什么？搞笑吗！？ This is without a doubt the most relaxing, addictive, and ridiculous cultivation novel you’ll read this year. While everyone else cultivates through grueling practice, Liuchuan cultivates by imagining things. A fireball spell? He pictures it in his mind, and out it comes. A spiritual-energy vacuum? One incense stick’s worth of sucking up gets him a month’s worth of someone else’s energy. He does it while lying down, suffering and enjoying himself at the same time. Later, he gets his hands on a d 2.7kReads—Score18614d adds
- 38 What? My Master Put "Cultivation Furnace" as My Contact Name 惊了，师尊给我的备注居然是炉鼎 [Lighthearted, hilarious, everyday antics, shamelessly cheeky, perfect for killing time. Just enjoy the power trip!] An accident sent Su Hua to the Immortal Spirit Realm, where he became a disciple of the Tianshui Sect. One day, he suddenly noticed golden labels glowing above many people's heads. After looking into it, he discovered that the labels were what other people secretly thought of him. Senior Sister Lin's label for him was [Want to kiss him]. Senior Brother Li's was [Scapegoat]. His be 81Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 39 A Golden Core Fully Formed from the Start, and Now I Have to Survive the Supernatural? 开局金丹大成让我诡异求生？ [Comedy and Absurdity] + [Infinite Flow] + [Single Female Lead] A Golden Core cultivator has appeared in the eerie world? Eerie Fifty-Fifty: Have fun playing games, and keep smiling! Eerie Banana Guy: This is way too freewheeling! Han Xin, Top Player on the Chinese Server: Even a little drink won't help Han Xin recover from this. This guy is unbelievably awesome. Grandpa Niu from Turning-Over Garden: Are you cosplaying Louis XVI? Interesting. Three Spoons: No time to mourn Wang Qi. This guy is t 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 Cultivating Immortality in the Misfit Class 放牛班的修仙 [Team Growth] + [Golden Finger] + [Smart, Satisfying Story] + [Humor and Heart-Pounding Action] An office worker who hates trouble transmigrates into Xie Liuyun, a former hero of the Immortal Realm who attracts trouble wherever he goes. How did a once-in-a-generation genius fall so far? Why are the immortal sects and sacred mountains abandoned? Armed with a useless System and a sword spirit that keeps disconnecting, he encounters a group of problem children: a disciple with a useless spiritual r —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 The Ultimate Cheat System 最强外挂系统 Liu Mang, the first person in the world to choke to death while drinking water, transmigrates to the Yunhuang Continent and gets a cheat System. Given the choice between a regular System and a perverted one, he chooses the perverted System. And so he receives his very first mission... 499Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 42 What Can’t This Angler Catch? 这钓鱼佬什么都能钓啊 [No Fishing Bait Tricks + Absurd + Funny + System + Livestreaming] Jiang Ping: the most authentic outdoors streamer While every other streamer was playing games with their audience, he decided to show everyone what a real fishing enthusiast was like. Then he unexpectedly awakened a System. The only problem was that this System was kind of ridiculous: anything could take the bait. Anything but fish! 1kReads8.4Score10114d adds
- 43 Xuanhuan: The Immortal Divine Sect, Where Every Disciple Is a Bandit 玄幻：不朽神宗，宗内弟子皆悍匪 [Fantasy with a Twist + Invincible Power Fantasy + Building a Faction + Rise of the Underdog + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Single Female Lead + Witty Comedy] Feng Tianxia transmigrates into another world and awakens an utterly abnormal System. With his own eccentric ways, he manages to lead the entire sect astray! Ling Qingxue: “That little beggar we picked up in the Ten Thousand Demon Forest... Who could have guessed he'd one day rule the cosmos and dominate past and present!” The elders an 27Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 The Spoiled Young Master Wants to Cultivate Immortality 纨绔少爷要修仙 (Comedy, traditional fantasy, coming-of-age, wish fulfillment...) Transmigrated as Kyoto’s biggest young wastrel, he lives it up to the fullest! The emperor actually arranges for him to marry an enormous princess. He has to run away! To win the heart of a fairy, he decisively takes up cultivation! What? This young master is a good-for-nothing at cultivation...? —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 I Transmigrated Again Without a Break, Only to Be Mercilessly Tormented by a Girl from Another World 无缝衔接穿越被异界少女狠狠折磨 [Alternate Western fantasy + everyday life + transmigration + makeup-pencil-wielding protagonist + comedy + warning: everyone is a total weirdo! + Ailuo TV] Are you kidding me? A seamless transition into another world? How am I supposed to dodge that? I can’t dodge it at all. In the blink of an eye, I’ve transmigrated! Transmigration would be bad enough, but from the start I’m immediately mistaken (framed) for a pervert who steals crystal stones, snatches kids’ lollipops, and steals young ladies 12.2kReads8.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 47 Shocking: Run! The Sword-and-Dog Duo Is Back! 震惊：快跑啊！剑狗组合又来啦！ [System + Comedy + transmigration + Xuanhuan + Ridiculous Shenanigans + A Hilarious Pet!!] Chen Jian transmigrates to a cultivation continent and meets a little dirt dog that claims to be a Qilin. The man and dog set off to take revenge and bring an important person back to life. Together, they embark on an entertaining journey. Robbing ancestral graves, stealing treasure vaults, running scams, seizing family assets, and tricking innocent young women into falling for them... The pair make a 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds
- 48 Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸 [Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 You Look Down on Alchemists? Meet the God of Laxatives 看不起药剂师？泻药之神了解一下 [Lighthearted + Invincible + Game-Stat World + System] Lin Tian transmigrates to a world where everyone has a class. From the start, he awakens the trashiest combat class among all support jobs: Alchemist. And his talent is the lowest possible, F-rank. The potion he awakens with is an even rarer piece of trash: laxatives. His miserable fate leaves everyone staring in disbelief. Fortunately, the System he got when he transmigrated can't bear to watch him suffer. It automatically binds itself to h 941Reads7.1Score10614d adds
- 50 This Is Hilarious! If I Can't Beat Them, I'll Make Their Lives Hell 笑疯了！打不过就往死里整 [Farming, beast-taming, scheming, comedy, light System, laugh-out-loud fun] Black smoke rises from the Li family’s ancestral graves! Green smoke rises from the Wang family’s ancestral graves! A spring bubbles up from the Chen family’s ancestral graves! This is a lighthearted, comedic story full of shenanigans. If you’re looking for a protagonist who kills everyone in an instant, this isn’t for you! The story has two golden fingers and a bit of technology, mainly for causing mischief and mining. 594Reads6.1Score10514d adds
