For Personal Use: Books to Avoid 自用 避开一下不喜欢看的书

1. 1 亚 [Western Crossover] Alluka Wants to Be a Batkid Too [综英美]亚路嘉也想成为蝙蝠崽 Want to Eat Fried Chicken and Drink Cola想吃炸鸡喝可乐No CP804k WordsCompleted Born into an assassin family? The twin brother of the heir to an assassin family? A stern dad and a neurotic mom? Black hair and blue eyes? And so, Aluka Zoldyck was reincarnated as Aluka Ogu, becoming Damian's twin brother in the League of Assassins. · After Damian and Aluka returned to the Wayne family, everyone discovered that compared with Damian, who looked like a little tyrant, Aluka was delicate and adorable. He especially loved clinging to his family, and seemed nothing like someone who 39.9kFavorites53.8kClicks/ch55.6kGifts

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   I only saw Alluka and Dinosaur going to the bat's house before I stopped watching. I think I could watch it all in one go. The plot has a strange twist that's both subtle and profound, and the bizarre descriptions are very straightforward, like feeding the reader and telling them, "You can't possibly not understand this, right?"

2. 2 病 The Sickly Beauty Is Playing Pitiful Again 病美人他又在装可怜了 Cold Mountain Moon冷山月Danmei (BL)838k WordsCompleted Fake-fragile, controlling beauty top x genuinely powerful big shot bottom Use the weakest body to bed the strongest man. Tentative arcs: 1. Online Catfishing Arc: Younger, suggestive livestreamer scammer top x wealthy top-ranked tycoon bottom 2. Apocalypse Arc: Sickly freeloader top x strongest person at the base bottom 3. School Arc: Gorgeous younger schoolmate top x carefree campus heartthrob bottom 4. Entertainment Industry Arc: Overambitious obscure star top x daddy-type, larger-than-life 43.6kFavorites42.5kClicks/ch37.9kGifts

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   It has a kind of affected and pretentious feel, and is a very typical example of online novels targeting lower-tier cities.

3. 3 回 Back to the Past, Then Slap My Boss Twice 回档，然后扇上司两巴掌 Weary but Not Dead困而不死Danmei (BL)446k WordsOngoing Kamikawa Ryu’s first life: He was a college student working part-time washing dishes at McDonald’s when he was inexplicably burned to death in a huge fire. His second life: He became an assistant supervisor and learned that cursed spirits existed. In his previous life, he’d been burned to death by a sneeze from a special-grade cursed spirit. Kamikawa Ryu carefully and diligently survived until the Shibuya Incident, when Sukuna expanded his domain and sliced him into millions of pieces. Fuck! 22.9kFavorites27.6kClicks/ch14.1kGifts

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   This book is so good! It intertwines humorous plots with a tragic undertone. It's just too sad to look at or think about it too closely.

4. 4 恋 Love and the Tiger Heavenly Emperor 恋与虎天帝 Concentrated Coconut Milk浓缩椰汁Romance500k WordsCompleted [Bonus chapters in progress. “Love and the King of Curses” is now available. See below for the blurb.] [Please check out the Tiger-Tiger commission sponsored by my friend in the character section. I’ve been holding back my Tiger for too long TT] Morinaka Yukina got confessed to by an underclassman from the junior high division. The boy was the famous Tiger of West Junior High. Stammering, he asked if she would go out with him. Yukina took only three seconds to turn him down. “Sorry, I like eig 11.3kFavorites11.1kClicks/ch12kGifts

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   I couldn't finish the first three chapters; the parts I did read were fine but incredibly boring.

5. 5 佛 A Laid-Back Beauty [Book Transmigration] 佛系美人[穿书] Xi Yao Xiao昔邀晓Romance227k WordsCompleted 1. Lou Xiao woke up after dying and discovered she'd transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder side character: the heroine's cousin. She was also bound to a very pathetic, silly-cute System. It was really, really pathetic: [Esteemed Host, could you go confess to the male lead? I'm begging you on my knees QAQ] Lou Xiao: "What happens if I don't?" System: [Nothing will happen to you, but I'll be recalled and destroyed QAQ] Lou Xiao, doing a good deed for the day: "Fine, then." 2. L 58.3kFavorites147.1kClicks/ch29.2kGifts

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   Actually, I think this book is better than the author's other book, "Social Anxiety in Ancient Times," but why is its rating lower? Good-looking, above average.

6. 6 社 A Socially Anxious Person in Ancient Times 社恐在古代 Xi Yao Xiao昔邀晓Romance203k WordsCompleted 1. Li Mu, a modern-day introvert and officially certified national-level couch potato, transmigrates into an ancient romance novel. It takes her just three seconds to decide to shut herself away, play the fool, and make it through one day at a time. As she muddles along, the plot of the book suddenly starts getting strange. The villain turns into a ray of sunshine, the heroine gets caught up in court politics, and the hero’s dream changes from seizing the throne to exploring overseas… Li Mu: 88.8kFavorites163kClicks/ch56.5kGifts

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   Oh my, this is a book I've been following for so long! It's subtly sweet, not cloying at all. The male lead is infertile, and the female lead doesn't have to have children—the honesty about it is so cute! It stands out here, but it's just a lighthearted story that I won't watch a second time and am too lazy to rewatch it from the beginning to finish the ending.

7. 7 虫 A Zerg Scumbag, but a Hopeless Romantic 虫族渣攻，但恋爱脑 Last Night's Light Rain昨夜小雨Danmei (BL)339k WordsCompleted A comedy. Even better when read alongside the chapter comments~ I. After transmigrating into a book, Lang Yan is ordered by the System to play the role of a “scum gong” properly. Lang Yan has read widely since childhood and is very confident. He says playing a “scum gong” will be a piece of cake, and promises to complete the task with ease. Facing his female Lord, who signs the divorce papers with a vacant stare Lang Yan tears up the papers and confidently delivers the most iconic scum-gong lin 45.3kFavorites62kClicks/ch21.3kGifts

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   It's impressive that they managed to make such a common, overused trope so entertaining, although the ending was a bit dull. If you've completely forgotten the plot, you can watch it a second time without thinking too much.

8. 8 反 The Villain Has No Reincarnation Route 反派没有转生路线 Emerald Marsh翠沼Danmei (BL)135k WordsCompleted [Seeking Favorites for the Upcoming Novel After Raising an Evil God] [The Organization: Second Playthrough Begins!][Please read the content warnings before reading. If you can't accept even one of them, please don't open the story.] As a fallen god, Yize is immortal, treating the world as a stage for his grand finale and reveling in it to his heart's content. A lonely god's existence was devoid of joy. To erase his divinity, he carefully planned one betrayal after another. [The Organization] 13.8kFavorites21.5kClicks/ch2.7kGifts

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   The more I look at it, the uglier it gets. I like every single element, but together it just gets worse and worse, especially towards the end. Whether I say it's good or bad, it feels like I'm going against my conscience. It's just very strange; the author must have had a lot of fun writing it.

9. 9 给 Those Years I Spent Raising Dazai 给陀总当崽的那些年 Pineapple Chocolate菠萝巧克力Danmei (BL)217k WordsOngoing Hello, everyone. My name is Dmitri, and I'm a parrot. Before I even hatched, a bird seller sold me to the person who is now my dad. Here are some heartwarming moments from my life with Dad. "Dad! I want berries! I want berries!" the gray parrot squawked, its chest covered in gray down puffed out proudly. Its owner, a sickly young man in a furry hat, corrected it in a pale, listless voice. "You can eat berries, but you can't call me Dad. Do you understand, Dmitri?" "Squawk! Don't understand, 5.5kFavorites3.7kClicks/ch6.6kGifts

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   The book is called "When a Child is Born," and the synopsis says that the book mainly focuses on the father-son relationship between the author and Tuo. However, inexplicably, later in the serialization, it tells me that the pairing has been decided to be Tuo. I wouldn't be disgusted if any of the three elements above were missing; it's mainly the author's behavior that's offensive. The story itself is quite good; after all, I read it all the way to the later stages. Personally, I think the middle part is the best.

10. 10 身 After I Was Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, Everyone Started Loving Me 身患绝症后，所有人都开始爱我 Lanling Smiling Dream兰陵笑笑梦Danmei (BL)107k WordsOngoing [Sorry, everyone. Due to health reasons, I have to give up on this book and can't continue it.] Yu Jing is frail and delicate, and everyone dislikes him. His father suspects him of scheming, his older brother is distant, his fiance falls for someone else, and he is the child who was switched at birth with the Yu family's real son. Naturally frail, he is as fragile as glass. Everyone loves the energetic fake young master, not the sickly Yu Jing. In a bid to win everyone's affection, he tries 17.1kFavorites20kClicks/ch5.7kGifts

    Curator note

    Actually, the plot is quite easy to write and very engaging (if you ignore some logical issues and rely solely on imagination for some of the visuals). I admit that even though the exact same theme is overused, this one has a unique charm. I bought the exact same book, with the first tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of words, and read it at least three times. Each time, I can't finish it, and the book has mysteriously disappeared several times—it's infuriating! I'll just write a little bit here and there, and I'll keep falling for this because I love it, haha. Reading this book again makes me feel so cheap.

11. 11 职 Professional Rich Kid, Thirty Million a Year 职业真少爷，年薪三千万 Fully Automatic Typing Keyboard全自动码字键盘Danmei (BL)863k WordsCompleted Lin Chen transmigrated into a novel about a real and fake young master. The original protagonist was upright and talented. After his identity as the fake young master was exposed and he was kicked out of the family, he was bullied by all kinds of spoiled rich kids. He eventually turned dark and drove half the major families in the capital to bankruptcy. Lin Chen remained expressionless. “Sounds fascinating. But what does any of that have to do with an anonymous passerby like me? I even have to 175.5kFavorites223.3kClicks/ch333.4kGifts

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    The preceding parts were all well-written; while not a masterpiece, they certainly ranked in the top ten of the best works. I didn't finish it; I felt exhausted by the end, and I couldn't really get into the romance parts.

12. 12 种 Pea-Sorting Simulator 种豌豆模拟器 Drunken Latte酒醉的拿铁Romance393k WordsCompleted [Bonus chapters in progress!] [New story: The Honest Man Is Out of Stock, Save Him! Now posting!] [Story blurb] Song Qingfu has no spiritual roots. She’s as ordinary as a mortal can be. Her parents are servants of the Wang family, a cultivation clan. Unless something unexpected happens, she’ll end up serving them too, if she doesn’t have the Pea-Sowing Simulator. [You are 18 and have come of age. You secretly get together with Wang Run, the young master of the Wang family, and successfully get 15.6kFavorites16.6kClicks/ch21.9kGifts

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    It's tasteless, but it's a little wasteful to throw it away. The subject matter and plot development are both rare, but the more you watch, the more boring it becomes. It's probably okay to watch it all in one go when you're bored out of your mind, but watching it sporadically is quite boring.

13. 13 嬴21+ Ying Zheng, You Smell So Good [GB] 嬴政你好香GB Speaking with the Mountains与山言Romance217k WordsCompleted 19.3kFavorites17.2kClicks/ch15.6kGifts

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    I'm sorry, I've discovered I have a First Emperor worship syndrome. I can't stand seeing him act like he's lost his mind, and it makes the story feel a bit nauseating.

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