I Stepped on This Landmine Anyway 这雷我反正是踩了

1 开 From the Start, Ranking the Top Recitation Squad [Historical Videos] 开局盘点背诵天团[历史视频] Sweet and Sour, Delicious Sugar Tangerine酸甜可口砂糖橘No CP304k WordsCompleted Hello, coming your way is the high school Chinese recitation-and-dictation dream team. Latest update: “A Joyous Encounter: On Jingkou’s Beigu Pavilion,” by Xin Qiji [Cao Cao: Sing over the wine! How many years can a man live? Like morning dew, our days are gone, and sorrow fills the rest.] [Li He: To repay your favor, I’d take the jade dragon sword and die for you on the Golden Terrace.] [Li Bai: Ah! How perilous, how high! The road to Shu is harder than climbing to the blue sky!] [Du Fu: If o 19.9kFavorites60.1kClicks/ch5.1kGifts

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It's the first time I've seen Xihuhai, a kind-hearted person, bury him

2 我 My Wife Is Cold-Hearted 我妻薄情 Green Radish Skirt青青绿萝裙Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Complete] Xie Xuanying was born into wealth, beautiful as a jade tree, and gifted in both letters and arms. Later generations summed him up perfectly: Those who could beat him weren’t as learned; those who were as learned weren’t as handsome; and no one as handsome as him had even been born yet. Yet for all the advantages in his life, he faced three setbacks. First, he met the woman he loved but couldn’t marry her. Second, after going through countless hardships, he finally married her, only 277.7kFavorites480.1kClicks/ch2MGifts

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Copywriting scam

4 被 After the Proud Dragon Protagonist Mistook Me for a Fellow Countryman 被龙傲天误认成老乡后 Su Xingchuan宿星川Danmei (BL)761k WordsCompleted [A new comedy novel, Transmigrated as a Master, but We’re Having a Group Meeting, is now underway] [The novel is complete. The full text was revised extensively from the beginning multiple times during serialization, so pirated copies differ considerably. The complete, carefully edited version is available only on Jinjiang~] Zhou Xun thought his life would always be like this. His older brother was the prince’s moonlight, the tyrant’s cinnabar mole. And he was a shoddy imitation living in his b 160kFavorites293.3kClicks/ch105.9kGifts

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Classic first-rate copywriting, third-rate content, SFW's work

5 给 Livestreaming to Qin Shi Huang How Hu Hai Played the Qin Dynasty to Death 给秦始皇直播胡亥玩死大秦 White Wood白色的木No CP208k WordsCompleted There’s a completed novel next door, The Empress Consort System Made Me the First Emperor of Qin’s Imperial Tutor. If you’re interested, give it a try. * [A countdown of history’s ten biggest wasters of wealth,] [Number 10: Xiao Yan, the “Monk Emperor.” The first emperor who didn’t want to rule and only wanted to be a monk. He gave himself up as a slave to a Buddhist temple, then was ransomed from the clergy by his ministers for a billion cash, draining the state treasury.] [Number 9: King Hui o 100.8kFavorites248.5kClicks/ch165.4kGifts

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There are so many interesting things that I'm too lazy to count them all. Through this and the previous book, the author shows Li Erjie's classic pulling and stepping routine. As long as the achievements of Emperor Qin and Han Wu are assigned to others and then said that this is the trend of historical development, it will be the same with them or without them. Tang Zong will naturally be the top emperor. It is explosive.

6 唯 Only Tricks Can Win People’s Hearts 唯有套路得人心 Wu Shi雾十Danmei (BL)463k WordsCompleted Gu Jingbai has been one of the Temporal Administration's Top Ten Employees for a hundred years running. He's calm and self-possessed, and loves nothing but work. That is, until he transfers to the Devotion Department and receives a commission: stop being devoted. Gu Jingbai: ??? Speak plainly. AI Assistant: It's like in a book, where there's always a lovesick fool who gets nothing in the end, right? Now he doesn't want to pine anymore. Since he doesn't have the willpower to do it himself, he's 89.1kFavorites235.5kClicks/ch49.5kGifts

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The writing is really sparse. I can't stand the difference in comments. I can understand the Qi. Com saying it's an upgrade-style plot. What do you mean by saying the writing is Qi. Com? Don't mess with the writing.

7 盘 Ranking the Ten Greatest Poets of Ancient Times 盘点古代十大诗人 Mo Eryu墨尔玉Romance551k WordsCompleted [After some controversial historical figures appeared, their fans and haters fought in the comments, which disrupted other readers' experience. So comments have been turned off. Love and peace~] Gu Qingqing, a video creator on a Chinese video-sharing site, woke up one day to find she'd acquired a Myriad-Dynasties Video System. The videos she made would be broadcast throughout the Myriad Worlds, across countless historical dynasties. That day, in countless parallel worlds derived from h 84.9kFavorites217.3kClicks/ch143.7kGifts

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The impression seems to be very watery, and the comment area is closed

8 开 From the Start, I Spoiled the Xuanwu Gate Coup to Li Shimin [Historical Livestream] 开局为李世民剧透玄武门[历史直播] Three Fools, Two Madmen三傻二疯No CP664k WordsCompleted I’ve opened a new novel for advance reservations. Please add it to your favorites, lovely readers! "After the Emperor Read My Inner Thoughts Journal" I originally planned to set it in the Ming dynasty, but that felt a little too satirical, so I decided to use a fictional dynasty instead. Here’s the blurb: After signing a shady contract with a damnable System, Mu Qi is sent back to ancient times. The good news is that the System has prepared him a body as the heir of a duke in the current dynasty 68kFavorites179.2kClicks/ch81.5kGifts

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I admired it a lot when I read the first few chapters and how much I admired it when I saw the internal divisions between the Qin and Han dynasties. The subway old man's mobile phone is completely the rz plot that the author came up with on his forehead. Although the inventory live broadcast is already very historical nihilism, don't be so vain.

9 白 The White Moonlight Wins Hearts with a Suona 白月光以唢呐服人 Immortal Baby Patrick Star神仙宝贝派大星Romance515k WordsCompleted As the top music cultivation sect in the immortal cultivation world, Changqing Sect has always been known for its "three excellences." First, its masters and disciples are good-looking. Second, the sect's grounds are in a beautiful location. Third, its weapons and equipment are top-notch. Guqin, jade flute, konghou, pipa... Every instrument is exquisite and elegant, a feast for the eyes and ears. Ji Bingyu, the original novel's unattainable dream girl, is very satisfied. Until she summons a suo 64.6kFavorites154.3kClicks/ch30.1kGifts

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Several of the author's books follow the same formula, the plots are a bit sparse, and the writing is a bit ragged. The people who recommended the book said it was a fun novel, but I wasn't happy with it.

10 虐 The Tragic Heroine Wields a Madman's Pen 虐文女主手持疯笔 Immortal Baby Patrick Star神仙宝贝派大星Romance730k WordsCompleted [New novel: White Moonlight Breaks Out of Her Coffin is now available] [Completed novel: White Moonlight Wins People Over with the Suona] The Xihe Sect is the cultivation world's second-largest sect. Its members cultivate through the written word and are naturally refined. The disciples often carry their own soul seals as they recite poetry, admire the moon, brew tea, and discuss the Dao. Some wield sharp brushes, with each word worth a thousand, every stroke as keen as a blade. Some use ink to 52.2kFavorites111.4kClicks/ch40.7kGifts

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Several of the author's books follow the same formula, the plots are a bit sparse, and the writing is a bit ragged. The people who recommended the book said it was a fun novel, but I wasn't happy with it.

11 从 Starting from Zero as a King 从零开始当国王 Running Orange飞奔的橘子Danmei (BL)1.6M WordsCompleted One-sentence summary: Earth’s all-out invasion of another world begins with me. Silly version: He Xingwen never imagined that becoming a king required starting a game, and starting a game required becoming a video creator. The viewers lucky enough to watch the first video, shoddy beyond belief, never imagined they’d have to write a three-thousand-word essay about the video they’d once laughed at, just to prove it wasn’t a full-immersion game, but another world. Official version: “Tell me your 45.1kFavorites76.6kClicks/ch63.1kGifts

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The writing is sparse, very false and empty, and the comment section is very unfriendly. It's the same problem as the previous book, so stop using Dianfeng as a fig leaf.

12 千 The Greatest Emperors of All Time Fight Over Novels in a Livestream 千古一帝都在直播间抢小说 Dreaming Back, Chasing the Light迴梦逐光No CP857k WordsCompleted My new novel, My Interdimensional Inn in Ancient Times, is now available. It's about running a business across dimensions, historical spin-offs, pretending to be a god, and a muddled consciousness that mixes up historical figures and their stories. If that sounds interesting, please add it to your favorites. Sending love! Anti-piracy threshold: 60%. The in-novel preorders are open. After this novel is complete, I'll start whichever one has the most favorites. If you're interested, feel free to a 39.1kFavorites108kClicks/ch62.1kGifts

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The rhythm is sparse and there are a lot of xnb

13 淑 The Virtuous Consort 淑妃 Xiao Qiao Liu Shui晓桥琉水Romance602k WordsCompleted Concise Version After transmigrating into the Shen family as its eldest legitimate daughter, she enters the palace and is immediately granted the rank of Consort Shu, the highest first-rank consort, just one step away from becoming empress. Yet Shen Moyun says that it took her a full twenty-five years to cross that one step. Off-the-Wall Version Entering the palace as a high-ranking consort right away, Shen Moyun's good fortune is sure to make countless people who have transmigrated before and 38.9kFavorites198.1kClicks/ch20.9kGifts

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I feel like the heroine might as well be a local, the time-travel setting is useless, the writing is average, and the plot is average. I feel like I didn't finish 2/3 of the way through.

14 绑 I Dominated the Stars After Binding to a Writing System 绑定写文系统后我称霸星际 Where the Sun Never Reaches太阳不到处Romance671k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] After transmigrating, Sang Wei became a refugee in the interstellar age, and could only survive on social assistance. The good news was that she had bound herself to a System. [You are now the female supporting character in a melodramatic interstellar novel. Separated from your parents by war, you return to them three years later, only to discover that they have a new daughter. They transfer all their love for you to their adopted daughter. You eventually turn evil, commi 8.8kFavorites28.5kClicks/ch5.6kGifts

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I forget exactly how I felt when I watched it, but it was very fragmentary.