[Main story complete]
After transmigrating, Sang Wei became a refugee in the interstellar age, and could only survive on social assistance.
The good news was that she had bound herself to a System.
[You are now the female supporting character in a melodramatic interstellar novel. Separated from your parents by war, you return to them three years later, only to discover that they have a new daughter. They transfer all their love for you to their adopted daughter. You eventually turn evil, commit one terrible deed after another, and end up hated by everyone and exiled to a garbage planet.]
Sang Wei thought it over seriously. "So can I just go home now and cut off the plotline?"
[No.]
[The interstellar age lacks entertainment.
You must reach the pinnacle of life by writing novels through the Writing System.]
[Task One: Register a pen name.
Task Two: Write a melodramatic substitute romance themed "The person I love is actually your older brother" and publish it on the interstellar Green Website.
Reward: Awakening of your mental power.]
Sang Wei: "...?!"
She was utterly shocked, then typed [I, Don't Understand] into the pen name field.
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The interstellar age lacked entertainment.
People only pursued refined, highbrow works.
Then one day,
After Dumping the White Moonlight's Younger Brother appeared out of nowhere.
Everyone dismissed it and criticized it mercilessly.
They even said [I, Don't Understand] had sullied literature and did not deserve to be called an author.
A month later,
After Dumping the White Moonlight's Younger Brother updated to the chapter "The White Moonlight Returns, and the Substitute Meets the Real Deal for the First Time."
Because of the entrance exam's closed-door rules, Sang Wei had no choice but to stop updating.
That day,
The people of the interstellar world were on tenterhooks.
After Dumping the White Moonlight's Younger Brother climbed to number one on the rankings through reader tips.
Sang Wei, leaving the exam hall: "?"
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As the Crown Prince of the Empire, Xu Zhihe was on the verge of a mental-power breakdown due to a genetic disease.
But by chance, he read a novel by [I, Don't Understand], and was astonished to discover that it soothed his mental power.
Xu Zhihe: "!"
Since [I, Don't Understand]'s identity was extremely mysterious and she never appeared in public,
Xu Zhihe could only rave about [I, Don't Understand] online.
Then he discovered that
The iron-blooded general, the richest man in the Empire, the celibate pope, and all the others who had previously called [I, Don't Understand] an attention-seeker and a ridiculous clown were secretly fans of hers too!!!
Bonus scene:
After enrolling, Sang Wei stood out at the First Military Academy and became one of the two dazzling new stars of the interstellar world.
An interview.
"Miss Sang, you have achieved such remarkable success at a young age. What is the secret to your success?"
Sang Wei said solemnly, "It all began with a novel."
The reporter cried excitedly, "So you're a fan of [I, Don't Understand] too!!"
Sang Wei was silent for two seconds, then nodded.
She could never let anyone discover the truth behind that embarrassing name!
Everyone has an unrequited crush on her // Mary Sue // The final pairing is Ji Shuyu (their feelings won't be confirmed until near the end)
Coming soon: The Kid Variety Show Contrast Group Goes Viral by Being a Couch Potato. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~
Yu Dai transmigrates into a stepmother story as the contrast-group character.
Her husband is a cold-blooded, heartless big villain who fights for survival in an infinite world, and her stepson is a twisted little villain.
According to the plot,
the little villain's turning point comes during a family variety show. As the contrast-group character, the original Yu Dai abuses him in private because he refuses to play along with her act, driving him into isolation.
The transmigrated Yu Dai looks at the several zeros in her bank balance...
Oh! My couch-potato dream, here I come!
Huo Yu'an lives with his father.
But his father is always busy.
His mother is often away filming, too.
He feels like a little cabbage, unloved by both his parents.
One day, his father goes on a business trip.
His mother comes to him and asks him to appear with her on a variety show.
Although his father forbids him from interacting with his mother, Huo Yu'an longs for a mother's love and can't help agreeing.
For filming, Huo Yu'an moves into his mother's home.
On the very first day,
Huo Yu'an discovers that his mother is nothing like the gentle mother he had imagined.
Her smile is so fake, just like the uncles who suck up to his father at home.
Because he didn't cooperate with his mother while they filmed the show's introductory video, he was punished by being denied dinner.
The next morning,
Huo Yu'an wakes up famished and decides he won't film the show with this awful mother. He's going home!
Yu Dai glances at the impeccably dressed little gentleman and hesitantly invites him, "Want to eat together?"
Huo Yu'an: "...Okay."
I'll leave after the meal!
But then he doesn't leave. The food is just too delicious, sob sob sob.
Before he turned five, Huo Yu'an learned from his father to be composed and gentlemanly. At five, he joined his mother on a variety show, and from then on his worldview went into a nosedive, completely out of control.
Have I ever seen a couch potato this couch-potato-y?
After the show began airing,
Huo Yu'an could no longer stand his couch-potato mother.
At such a young age, he was already worrying himself sick.
He gets up early to call her to breakfast and reminds her to go to bed at night.
A professional mom-raiser, he sparks a parenting arms race among the kids all by himself.
The comments take a sudden turn.
[I'm dying, me and my useless mom. (doge)]
[Kiddo: Another day of diligently taking care of Mom. (fist pump)]
[I'm so jealous! Where can I find such a sweet and thoughtful kid?]
[Please, Yu Dai, write a guide to raising kids!]
The devoted son Huo Yu'an takes Mom in hand, thinking, It's not that I don't want to leave. I'm worried that if I go, Mom won't be able to look after herself and will die.
Mm.
That's exactly it.
By a twist of fate, Huo Jinglan sees the future in the game world.
--His son will become completely withdrawn and psychologically twisted after appearing on a variety show, and will suffer online abuse because of that woman's influence.
Huo Jinglan forcibly exits the game and bursts through the door.
He stands there in silence for a long time, not knowing what to say.
One big and one little couch potato are sprawled on the sofa, watching Peppa Pig.
When Huo Yu'an sees him, he cries happily, "Dad!"
Yu Dai is stunned. "Dad?"
Isn't this my ex-ex-ex-ex... ex-boyfriend?
Content warnings:
The child is the male lead's, the child of the male and female leads. Their character and pairing are [a gorgeous woman who seems useless but is actually absurdly powerful x a delicate male lead who runs away while pregnant], OR [a free-spirited beauty x a lovesick man who bears a child for love and stays alone at home].
The male lead loves the child, but has to keep entering the infinite world due to time constraints, so he has limited time to spend with them.
The female lead is a couch potato, but the strongest on the planet.
Theme: Never stop striving for self-improvement.
I'm so happy, Wei Weios: I raised your price so high before, but you actually want to sell it cheap? ? !
Aba, Aba, Aba Weiwei: I have never seen anyone get bloody for myself.
The aura of the god-like palace
Are you not good enough? (Twisted crawling)
I'm starting to lose interest in dog blood novels/cheek support
The two of them are so sweet, the aura of the main palace makes me laugh to death
Little Kitty: I can defeat 10 popes and 20 generals. It looks great. Happy New Year from the author!
The general's reaction was both unexpected and reasonable. He himself is a very restrained person. He cannot be like the prince who only loves beauties and puts down the country. Even if he likes her very much, he only made a wish to "write an article about the general." The plot of the previous president was also very interesting. Xun Chen chose to become the patron saint. The main characters in this article are all well-written and have a unique charm.
6 I waited for him to come up with his excessive demands, but ended up just writing an article about a general? ? ? ? Unsatisfactory
I'm so happy, Wei Weios: I raised your price so high before, but you actually want to sell it cheap? ? !
Aba, Aba, Aba Weiwei: I have never seen anyone get bloody for myself.
The aura of the god-like palace
Are you not good enough? (Twisted crawling)
I'm starting to lose interest in dog blood novels/cheek support
The two of them are so sweet, the aura of the main palace makes me laugh to death
Little Kitty: I can defeat 10 popes and 20 generals. It looks great. Happy New Year from the author!
The general's reaction was both unexpected and reasonable. He himself is a very restrained person. He cannot be like the prince who only loves beauties and puts down the country. Even if he likes her very much, he only made a wish to "write an article about the general." The plot of the previous president was also very interesting. Xun Chen chose to become the patron saint. The main characters in this article are all well-written and have a unique charm.
6 I waited for him to come up with his excessive demands, but ended up just writing an article about a general? ? ? ? Unsatisfactory
I want to see Wei Zhuo's quick penetration.