The Tragic Heroine Wields a Madman's Pen

[New novel: White Moonlight Breaks Out of Her Coffin is now available] [Completed novel: White Moonlight Wins People Over with the Suona] The Xihe Sect is the cultivation world's second-largest sect. Its members cultivate through the written word and are naturally refined. The disciples often carry their own soul seals as they recite poetry, admire the moon, brew tea, and discuss the Dao. Some wield sharp brushes, with each word worth a thousand, every stroke as keen as a blade. Some use ink to paint a flower or a leaf, finding the Dao in each. Butterflies flutter in their paintings, flowers dance in the breeze. Words flow around the calligraphers, their presence grand and imposing. Such a scene is beautiful, noble, and refined. Until one day, a disciple slowly walks in with her panda person and stick figure. The disciples present: ? The Xihe Sect elders: ?? Distant old acquaintances: ??? Yu Jiaxue, a soul painter whose name she would rather not reveal, looks up numbly and gives up completely with a three-part refrain "It's hopeless. Stop looking. Just kill me." * After transmigrating, Yu Jiaxue becomes the female lead of the original novel, who is abused in both body and mind. After going through a lot, she buys an overnight train ticket and runs away, only to stumble into the Xihe Sect. A remarkable sect whose weapon of choice is the brush. As everyone knows, those who master the sword are called Sword Immortals, and those who master the zither are called Zither Immortals. So those who master the brush should be Yu Jiaxue: "Help! I don't want to be a Brush Immortal!" That sounds like an immortal with a terrifyingly miserable life! * At first, Yu Jiaxue refuses to become a "Brush Immortal." Until she discovers that brushes can apparently be used for more than writing and painting. They can also... be used to draw memes. A victim chased over hill and dale by a panda: Alas, woe is me! Yu Jiaxue, jolting upright in a deathbed dream: ! Time to take off! *An absurd, lighthearted, adorable short story. Letting loose and having fun. *The female lead is talented at tearing other people's families apart x the gentle, accommodating senior brother male lead. *As everyone knows, starfish have no brains. Please don't nitpick minor logic errors, sob. Weibo: Immortal Baby Patrick Star Me, a Discipline Hall Elder, Whip the Protagonist Every Day Blurb: After transmigrating into a book, Ji Xingyun gets neither the protagonist's identity card, with its complicated background, nor the supporting character's identity card, with its myriad sorrows. She becomes an elder of the Discipline Hall at the Supreme Immortal Sect of the Twelve Continents. To clarify, the kind who specializes in abusing the protagonist. Ji Xingyun: ? Oh, well. It's not a big deal. She can slack off and live carefree wherever she is. Until the first punishment, when Ji Xingyun falls silent. Haha, she has no idea how to control a whip. Protagonist 1 is moved: "She didn't hit me at all. She must know I was framed!" At the second punishment, Ji Xingyun has just learned how to hold a whip. Right, right. She has no idea how to use it. Protagonist 2 is touched: "She keeps missing. She must understand my predicament!" At the third punishment, Ji Xingyun is exhausted from practicing how to whip people. Ugh, my hand is so sore. Protagonist 3 is overcome with emotion: "She barely hit me. She must feel sorry for me!" At the fourth punishment, Ji Xingyun can finally show off her skills! Quick! Let her put everything she's learned to the test! Protagonists 1, 2, and 3 applaud in unison: "What a great beating! Hit him harder!" This is the person who has framed them again and again! Elder Ji, beat him! And so Ji Xingyun drinks tea when she's free and whips people when she's busy. When she's in a good mood, she skips work. When she's in a bad mood, she lays into people indiscriminately. She secretly saves up countless spirit stones, waiting for the day the sect dismisses her so she can retire comfortably and won't have to grow old with no one to rely on. Who knew that after so many years, the sect not only wouldn't dismiss her, but she'd whip the energy and flair right into people, becoming the white moonlight of the immortal sects of the Twelve Continents? Ji Xingyun: ? Ji Xingyun: "Thanks for asking, but I just want to retire." The Twelve Continents' acknowledged number one in the sword path lifts his eyes. His usual coldness surrounds him, but his gaze holds a gentleness reserved for her alone. "I can support you." Protagonists 1 through 9: "We can too!!!" [2023.5.15] Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations, and you'll see them through to the end.