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1. 1 当 When a Goofy Top Falls Into a Crematorium Romance [Quick Transmigration] 当沙雕攻穿进火葬场文学[快穿] Xi Wen戏问Danmei (BL)390k WordsCompleted [Complete. Thank you for supporting the official release! Check out my upcoming novel, “I Won Over the No-CP Male Lead [Book Transmigration]”] He Heng transmigrated into the role of a scumbag seme in several “chasing your wife to the crematorium” stories: An Alpha who married an Omega for power, then abandoned him after having his way; A regent who imprisoned the emperor, then staged a coup; A disciple who broke his master’s path of ruthless cultivation, then made him a laughingstock. System: 87kFavorites210.4kClicks/ch26.5kGifts

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   Oh my god, I'm about to faint... This is a very typical "milky, cute" bottom (or "soft, innocent" bottom). I initially read it based on the synopsis, thinking it would be funny, but it completely blew my mind. The top redeems the bottom, and I thought the bottom was soft, cute, and adorable... (I'm seriously speechless). I thought it was an episodic series, but then in the second world, there was a line like, "Yay! Shuangshuang, my wife, has become xxx this time." I'm so... I...

2. 2 一 365 Days a Year, I Don't Feel Like Working 一年有365天不想营业 Better Not Return莫如归Danmei (BL)344k WordsCompleted The new novel From Ancient Times, the Second Male Lead Dotes on the Fourth Male Lead is now underway. Top-focused, sweet romance, slow transmigration. The overbearing school heartthrob, the aloof movie star, the ruler of an interstellar empire... No matter who they are, to Wu Ye, they all have just one identity: His devoted subjects, beneath his pants. Gentle, upright top x devoted bottom (all the bottoms are the same person) Note: This is a top-focused story. The bottoms are all idiots, hopele 60.7kFavorites207.2kClicks/ch29kGifts

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   I watched it a long time ago Actually, I only liked the first world. The first world had a perfect dominant male lead and a yandere male lead, perfectly matching my preferences. I remember the later worlds had a strange feel to them.

3. 3 捡 After Finding a Fallen Female Insect General 捡到落魄雌虫上将后 Little Sheep in a Straw Hat草帽小羊Danmei (BL)657k WordsCompleted [New novel, The Puppy Top Crossed a Wealthy Tycoon's Bottom, is now open for follows! Yaer first saw that female on an advertisement. He was being sold for a pittance, badly damaged, and the only beautiful thing about him was his pair of golden eyes. The next time Yaer saw him was on a livestream from a female slave exchange. His spine had been crushed, and he was being humiliated without restraint. Pain and shame showed in his eyes, but not a single tea 151.7kFavorites232.4kClicks/ch127.2kGifts

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   A typical example of a dominant character doting on a submissive character. Back then, I was crazy about Zerg literature, but now I have to talk about equality when it comes to the flaws of the Zerg, and I have to say that the aloof female general should be loved. I've only read the first part, but anyone who claims to be a "dominant" fan and enjoys stories where the dominant one dotes on the submissive one shouldn't miss this one (laughs).

4. 4 看 Falling for the Male Lead's Love Interest [Quick Transmigration] 看上主角攻了［快穿］ MxsoDanmei (BL)151k WordsOngoing [Filling this in as inspiration strikes] Every Host of the System is a disposable character in a story. Its job is to make these disposable characters happy. But every single one of them falls hopelessly in love with the original story's male lead. 1. The disposable character in a modern showbiz CEO romance: the doctor "I cured every illness he ever had, from childhood to adulthood. I know how pain makes him cry, how a fever turns his eyes red, how afraid he is of the dark, and how much he fear 15.5kFavorites37.1kClicks/ch3.5kGifts

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   The reason I can only give it three stars is because it's a rip-off. But I really loved the first doctor's story; CXM is such a good dog trainer. The tug-of-war and ambiguity in the first story were incredibly satisfying, and I absolutely adored Chu Susu. I could give the first story five stars just for that.

5. 5 恐 The Monster Boyfriend in the Horror Game 恐怖游戏里的怪物男友 Chang Le Si Yang长乐思央Danmei (BL)489k WordsCompleted "Dangerous Boyfriend in a Bizarre World" is now updating After a strange meteor shower, the world is shrouded in fog. The lucky ones who survive are randomly dragged into terrifying games filled with blood, horror, bizarre phenomena, and grotesque sights. They must risk everything to find a way out and obtain the resources they need to survive, both inside and outside the games. Tan Xiao is a special player and the finisher of multiple horror-game instances. Through his own efforts, he has imp 23.2kFavorites31.3kClicks/ch12kGifts

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   Two and a half stars The writing style is extremely average. It has absolutely no sense of the infinite flow genre; it's purely a template used to create a romance story. The plot is incredibly boring, as dry and uninteresting as a steamed bun I've been eating for centuries.

6. 6 男21+ The Male Lead Is Carrying My Baby 男主怀了我的崽 Gu Xizi顾西子Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted 71.8kFavorites92.8kClicks/ch76.5kGifts

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   I've only read the cultivation chapters so far. It was so satisfying, incredibly satisfying! I agree, a true "dragon-proud shou" (dominant female character) should be this unyielding, this stubbornly strong yet easily broken, and this hateful towards her husband. This love-hate relationship was especially, especially, especially satisfying to watch. Our upright and virtuous senior brother needs this kind of dark, creepy female ghost; otherwise, he wouldn't be able to tame a "dragon-proud shou." The first story was truly bizarre, to say the least. Because I have a wide range of preferences, I genuinely don't mind the bottom hitting the top, nor do I mind a poor top licking the bottom's boots when living under someone else's roof (because I think it's a kind of fun, but if it's the top actively licking, then it's not okay). The beginning of the first story was quite interesting, but the ending really made me dizzy. I'm too lazy to even comment...

7. 7 角 Role-Playing 角色扮演 Downcast颓Danmei (BL)945k WordsOngoing The hapless Dan Ziwei got into a car accident. When he woke up, he discovered that two hundred years had passed. Even worse, he still had his phobia of physical contact. (It makes him unable to tolerate even handshakes or hugs. Look it up on Baidu for details.) “We’re very sorry, but we can’t cure your condition.” “W-wait! If AIDS can be cured nowadays, surely this little phobia can be treated too!” “Heh.” There was nothing he could do, so Dan Ziwei returned to his old job as a quiet game develo 318.9kFavorites508.5kClicks/ch1.5MGifts

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   I don't know how this story came about, but I read it a long time ago; it's one of those stories where you wait forever for it to finish. Actually, it's not really suitable for those who prefer the dominant partner (it's a story I read when I was younger? Maybe in middle school?).

8. 8 伪 Pretending to Be Straight [Book Transmigration] 伪装直男[穿书] Always Thinking of You常念君Danmei (BL)370k WordsCompleted [Next book: The Starting Point Hero Only Wants to Focus on the Apocalypse] The Journey in His Hands, set in a sci-fi universe, with a completely straight protagonist and beauties everywhere. Li Zouxing is gay, a total top, but he winds up inside this harem novel from a major web-fiction platform. The male lead in this book has lived for over thirty years. At death’s door, he takes a secret medicine that makes his body young again. No one combines youthful innocence and mature charm, flirtatiou 118.5kFavorites276.2kClicks/ch49.7kGifts

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   Li Zouxing is a very charming and sunny dog. It's perfect for someone like me who enjoys ambiguous relationships and watching the seme (top) hook up with the uke (bottom) without the uke even realizing it.

9. 9 地 Hell App 地狱app Feather of Snow, Wind of Time雪之羽时之风No CP425k WordsCompleted At his good friend's memorial service, Bai Yan burst out laughing and nearly got beaten to death. On the way home, Bai Yan laughed so hard he could barely breathe. But his joy turned to misery, and that very night, karma came for him. Curious, he opened a phone app he’d never seen before, only to be dragged into a terrifying cycle of reincarnation... A horror Infinite Flow story featuring puzzles, challenges, and a plot-driven narrative. The protagonist is seriously messed up. Proceed with cauti 96.9kFavorites157.4kClicks/ch42.7kGifts

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   3.5 Stars, no romantic pairing, and only a little bit of the world left to read. I felt the later story became a bit flat and dry, not as good as the earlier infinite flow stories. As for the protagonist being selfish, I didn't really think so.

10. 10 主 The Protagonist Wants to Steal My Script Again 主角又要抢我剧本 A Cup of Wine Gone Cold一杯酒凉Danmei (BL)520k WordsCompleted As a well-behaved modern man, An Minghui had never imagined what he would do if one day he were forced to transmigrate into the role of a yandere villain. Every time, he had to play the closest person to a righteous and kind protagonist, then betray and stab them in the back at the end. It was a huge headache. But later, his headache changed: Why did the protagonist always ask me to stab him? Had he read my script? The gentle, good-natured Mr. Nice Guy didn't want to do that, so he was always 39.8kFavorites32.9kClicks/ch21.9kGifts

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    What a bland story! Lots of fans of the "dominant" (or "seme") genre are praising it, but I just can't accept it. How can someone write such compelling characters so blandly, making them so unappealing, like plain water? Maybe that's a skill in itself (laughs).

11. 11 反 Villain Switches to Romance Script [Quick Transmigration] 反派改拿恋爱剧本[快穿] Shi Si什司Danmei (BL)415k WordsCompleted [New serial: Healing Puppy Saves the Handsome, Powerful, Tragic Villain. [Extras may appear from time to time.] There's always a villain like this in a novel. They're utterly deranged, obsessed with making trouble for the protagonist, brilliant at first but brainless later, always rushing headlong toward their own destruction. In the end, they become stepping stones to the protagonist's success and are gr 34.9kFavorites54.8kClicks/ch10.6kGifts

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    The writing style is really off-putting to me. Actually, my preferences are quite diverse. While I prefer strong tops, I'm not averse to weak tops either. But this story really made me feel like the bottom was being forced into the top role, which was very uncomfortable, extremely uncomfortable, and incredibly uncomfortable. Absolutely awful.

12. 12 我 My Wife Isn't Human [Infinite] 我老婆他不是人［无限］ A Cloud of Cotton一朵云棉Danmei (BL)183k WordsOngoing Updates whenever inspiration strikes (The love interest is not human) The top is human. He transmigrates into a creepy infinite-flow dungeon and gets a dungeon boss wife. His dungeon wife is beautiful, but she never speaks to him. She just follows the dungeon's script, and her understanding of him is vague. She only knows that they're a same-sex couple. A same-sex couple who are together in name only. The top, however, has no idea. To keep his dungeon boss wife from noticing anything strange, 31.5kFavorites31.9kClicks/ch18.4kGifts

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    [Ongoing] The beginning of the story was quite good, but after the protagonist, who was initially portrayed as a villainous boss, suddenly transformed into a doting husband and began his unrestrained doting on him, I lost all desire to continue watching. Furthermore, the constant portrayal of the protagonist as so soft, cute, and adorable, while the seme acted like a lust-driven jackhammer, seemingly wanting to be in heat every moment, made it quite uncomfortable to watch.

13. 13 助 The Supporting Male Lead Takes the Heroine's Path [Quick Transmigration] 助攻男配他走了女主路线（快穿） Qin Wine Hiccup秦酒嗝儿Danmei (BL)522k WordsCompleted After a disappointing online romance, Lu Yu is hit by a car on his way out and bound to a matchmaking System. System: As a matchmaker, you need to help the aloof male lead and female lead fall in love. Lu Yu clenches his fist. “I just got dumped. Now you want me to help someone else date? That's salt in the wound!” System: This is your assigned target. Lu Yu glances at the legendary beautiful, strong, and tragic aloof male lead Lu Yu: “I think I could take the female lead's route.” System: ??? 22.3kFavorites48.8kClicks/ch6.2kGifts

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    If you also like the dominant seme's perspective of pampering the uke, and it's a simp seme x a high-and-mighty uke, the seme will pounce on you like a dog in heat wagging its tail the moment they meet. You'll definitely like this piece of crap (laughs).

14. 14 苦 The Self-Sacrifice Seduction Strategy 苦肉计攻略 Liang Bo梁薄Danmei (BL)404k WordsCompleted This is an old non-V story from years ago. If you have any dealbreakers, I recommend skipping it, lol. One-line synopsis: There’s no conflict that getting sick once can’t solve. If there is, just get sick again. The gong: Other people rely on acting cool to win someone over, but I... ------rely on pretending to be sick [adjusts glasses The shou: ??? Theme: Theme to be added 20.2kFavorites42.4kClicks/ch9.4kGifts

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    I read this article a long time ago. Because I have never been able to accept BDSM, I felt uncomfortable with this kind of behavior that harms the body, but after reading it, I felt that it was actually okay. Personally, I feel that the seme's feelings for the uke are a bit too intense. I can watch mutual pampering, but I can't watch a uke who doesn't seem to love the seme at all (at least I really can't see any love in him; it gives me the feeling of "byd is courting death again, I don't care, I'm going to become a shrimp criminal, I need to save him, he's so annoying, is anyone going to take care of my mental illness?").

15. 15 沙 The Ridiculous Top Still Hasn't Gotten a Divorce 沙雕攻竟然还没离婚 Zhu Ning烛宁Danmei (BL)245k WordsCompleted Lu Yanzhi transmigrates into a book, becoming a handsome college student who has a marriage contract with the sinister antagonist, Qin Zhiye. In the book, the college student relies on his good looks to play the field behind the antagonist’s back, using the allowance the antagonist gives him to keep a roster of lovers. He breaks their marriage agreement and ends up suffering a terrible revenge at the antagonist’s hands! When Lu Yanzhi arrives, it’s the middle of the night and he’s sneaking out t 16.7kFavorites35kClicks/ch4.9kGifts

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    I'm not comfortable with a weak offense... Because my preferences are actually quite diverse, I can enjoy a story with a doting husband if the writing is good and the plot is engaging, but this one really makes me want to vomit. How can the seme call the uke "husband"? How can the seme be so delicate and easily pushed over?

16. 16 只 I Was This Close to Winning You Over! [Quick Transmigration] 只差一点就攻略成功了！[快穿] Gentlemen, Get Chubby诸君肥肥Danmei (BL)440k WordsCompleted Liao Ruming was an irritable, lazy person. So when the System took him from world to world to complete conquest missions… Liao Ruming: “System, I want to give up on the main quest.” System: […Host, your conquest progress is already at 90%. Are you sure you want to give up on the main quest?] Liao Ruming: “I’ve been stuck at this lousy progress for a whole month. I’m too lazy to keep going! Can’t I clear the game by completing a side quest? Come on, tell me already.” System: […Understood, Host.] 14.5kFavorites38.8kClicks/ch3kGifts

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    What a bland story. I've read it three times and still can't get through it. Purely depressing writing style

17. 17 小 Good Little Cloud 小云朵乖乖 Slow Pear慢梨Danmei (BL)133k WordsCompleted Deaf and unable to speak, Yunchuan could only sense the world through the band on his left wrist. It was his “ears.” When the band broke during his teens, he was lost, as if the whole world had abandoned him. Then someone took off his wristband and held his left hand. “Don't worry about your wristband running out of power anymore,” he whispered, embracing Yunchuan from behind. “From now on, I'll be your ears.” * Later, his favorite thing was to lie against his boyfriend's chest and “listen” to 11.2kFavorites12.3kClicks/ch3.1kGifts

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    This is a very weak seme (top); while watching, I even thought the seme was being portrayed as a uke (bottom) (laughs). But it's definitely a sweet, mutually pampering story, and for that reason alone, I'd give it three stars instead of two.

18. 18 小 Where Did My Little Wife's Baby Go? 小娇妻怀的崽去哪了？ Woods in Mid-August八月中林Danmei (BL)387k WordsCompleted [Promoting the upcoming story When a Socially Anxious Guy Transmigrates into a Scumbag Catfish Top. The blurb is below this story’s blurb. If you’re interested, dear readers, visit my author page and add it to your collection!] Su Yufan is a single guy who writes melodramatic romance novels. His latest hit combined the popular ABO genre with an Omega-disguised-as-an-Alpha setup. Naturally, its clichéd core was his favorite trope: the sweet little wife running away while pregnant. In the end, the 38.3kFavorites74.6kClicks/ch22.6kGifts

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    This is the absolute shit of shit. I stubbornly watched until almost the end, just to see how this garbage plot would develop. The author is truly a uke-obsessed person. My god, why write a seme-centric story with this fake camera seme? I can't see a single trace of the seme's personality. And the scene where the seme is squatting at the uke's feet wiping the floor is the one thing I absolutely, positively, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely horrified of. This is utter garbage. Is our seme-centric storyline really that good? So good that you uke-obsessed moms are willing to abandon the uke's perspective just to get a piece of the pie?

19. 19 僵 A Zombie Is Carrying My Child 僵尸怀了我的孩子 Laurel of Nanshan知南山桂Danmei (BL)383k WordsCompleted I'm recommending my new serial, Raising a Little Chirper. Blurb: Qi Hao is a fourth-year archaeology student. He joins his professor's excavation team to investigate the tomb of King Yingyang, but gets separated from the team inside the tomb. There, he unexpectedly meets a pretty mute "young lady" from another school. Though she can't speak and has a flat chest, she's beautiful, kind, and lovable. Qi Hao thinks he's fallen in love. After going to great lengths to w 30.8kFavorites67.2kClicks/ch14.8kGifts

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    I read this a long, long, long time ago, when I wasn't a big fan of romance novels at all, and I even preferred stories told from the perspective of the main character (sweat). This story perfectly matched my ideal of a charming top and a well-behaved bottom back then, with the top being incredibly doting on the bottom. Now, it's completely my type. I won't say anymore. I subscribed to all of them when I was really into it, and now, all I can say is that I'm heartbroken. (I'm only giving it three stars because I can't bear to criticize my past self.)

20. 20 未 What Did My Fiancé Ever Do Wrong?! [Quick Transmigration] 未婚夫到底做错了什么！[快穿] Chewy Rice Balls糯米圆子惹Danmei (BL)297k WordsCompleted Qiao Yiran thinks all the novels he's been reading lately are freaking cursed. "I'm sorry, but I think I prefer girls." "Your work is all you care about. I can't imagine marrying someone like you." "Sorry, you're always so cold and distant. I can't keep doing this." Male lead, when you were pestering them to get engaged to you, did all those vows you made get eaten by a dog? What did these poor fiances do to deserve being toyed with like this by the male lead? After waking up from a nap, Q 26.9kFavorites126kClicks/ch5kGifts

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    I read this story a long time ago. I remember the first world was quite melancholic towards the end, and the second world was rather inexplicable. I'll have to reread it to see.

21. 21 男 The Male Supporting Character Tops Long Aotian Again 男配又攻了龙傲天 Yu Jimu余积木Danmei (BL)410k WordsCompleted The plot serves to advance the romance, with plenty of push and pull and love between the protagonists. Here’s a guide to the stories. There are always some incredibly fortunate, overpowered male leads in the world. They are destined to reach the top, but suffer countless setbacks on the way to growing up, eventually taking the wrong path and indirectly bringing about the world’s destruction. System: “Our mission is to protect the Chosen One, offering him help and care before he reaches the to 49.5kFavorites67.2kClicks/ch24.1kGifts

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    It's incredibly good and enjoyable. The first world perfectly met my requirements for a domineering and controlling seme. Because the uke is so obedient and loves to be like a puppy, I forgave the seme for being a "poverty alleviation" seme (a "poverty alleviation" seme is usually one of my pet peeves, but I can forgive it if the uke loves the seme so much).

22. 22 拯 The Rescue Of The Tragic Villain Is In Progress 拯救悲情反派进行时！ Fortress Bao碉堡堡Danmei (BL)1.4M WordsCompleted [The main story is complete. Bonus chapters will drop from time to time.] In novels, apart from the protagonist blessed by all the world’s fortune, the tragic, powerful villain is a must. They may be dazzlingly talented or wield tremendous power, but their mad obsession with the protagonist makes them twisted and possessive. In the end, they become villains hated by everyone, tormented in body and soul by the author. They have nowhere to put down roots in life, and nowhere to be buried in dea 330.7kFavorites573.9kClicks/ch761.9kGifts

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    Three and a half stars. Aside from the entertainment industry, this book didn't particularly resonate with me. It was the Zerg element that made me realize DBB is starting to write more egalitarian, super-male protagonist stories.

23. 23 虫 The Zerg: I Come from Afar 虫族之我来自远方 Fortress Bao碉堡堡Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [The main story is complete. The extras are slowly taking shape, with new chapters appearing from time to time~] It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, A Tale of Two Cities I come from a distant place. Above me, the Stellar Transformation; below me, mountains, rivers, and plains. In the vast, boundless univ 249.6kFavorites490.2kClicks/ch840.5kGifts

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    Phaeus is my destined dark-skinned, big-breasted wife. I love this chapter with him and Asui the most (although I don't really like the later parts of Asui's story, I only like the character settings of these two).

24. 24 桃 Peach Blossom Debt 桃花债 Da Feng Gua Guo大风刮过Danmei (BL)151k WordsCompleted The Star Lord of Tianshu was having an affair with the Southern Bright Emperor. The Jade Emperor banished them to the mortal realm and personally ordered me, the Immortal Lord Song Yao, to descend and cruelly torment them, tearing the lovers apart. Under the pressure of the Jade Emperor’s authority, I, this humble immortal, gave in. I descended to the mortal realm as the heir of a vassal prince and forcibly brought the frail scholar, the Star Lord of Tianshu, into my estate. Star Lord, I reall 227kFavorites610.3kClicks/ch52.3kGifts

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    No need for further words, let's give my goddess a round of applause!

25. 25 论 On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags 论渣男改造的一千种姿势 Fortress Bao碉堡堡Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [The comic is out and available on Bilibili] There are countless scumbag men in the world, each awful in their own way. They scheme at every turn, abandon their lovers after seducing them, hide behind layers of deceit, and toy with people’s feelings. They treat other people’s sincere love like trash, use them and forget them, caring for nothing but fame and fortune. System: “Turn over a new leaf and become a better person! There’s no end to suffering, but it’s never too late to change!” The h 221.4kFavorites397.5kClicks/ch379.8kGifts

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    Four and a half stars! I reread this book, mainly the chapters about eunuchs and insectoids. Back then, I felt that writing about the entertainment industry and detective stories was DBB's comfort zone.

26. 26 不 I Refuse to Be a Kept Man 不做软饭男 Fortress Bao碉堡堡Danmei (BL)729k WordsCompleted "A Thousand Ways to Reform a Jerk" is currently updating. Thank you for your support! [The comic of the same name is available on Bilibili, and the audio drama is out] There are men in this world who never try to improve themselves, have hearts of stone, make living off others their life’s ambition, and ruin their rich, handsome partners’ lives. System: Our goal is to rise up! Our goal is to work hard! We’re going to earn our own keep!! What sparks will fly when countless souls are bound to 212.1kFavorites489.8kClicks/ch183.2kGifts

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    My main focus is on quick transmigration, which is my original passion. So I'm giving you five stars as a tribute to my nostalgia! That's how my preference for a "soft rice" (a man who lives off a woman) was established.

27. 27 佛21+ Buddha Says 佛说 AyeAyeCaptainDanmei (BL)283k WordsCompleted 183.2kFavorites99.4kClicks/ch103.5kGifts

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    I read this after finishing "The 3D Cage," and honestly, I think three and a half stars is too little and four stars is too much. I don't really like this stream-of-consciousness style, but the premise is indeed very smooth... Anyway, I personally prefer "The 3D Cage" to this one! (After all, stories that combine ghost hunting and quantum physics are really rare.)

28. 28 君 The Submissive Emperor 君为下 Green Fields, a Thousand Cranes绿野千鹤Danmei (BL)338k WordsCompleted Cover artist: Kuding Chachacha Theme: 177.2kFavorites290.2kClicks/ch20.9kGifts

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    Five stars for the nostalgia. I watched it a long time ago; the two babies were so cute.

29. 29 龙 The Dragon's Courtship 龙的求偶 Seven-Fruit Tea七果茶Danmei (BL)330k WordsCompleted [Bonus chapter added: "If Banxia Were a Dragon," Dragon Banxia x Human Officer Tian Nanxing, 2024.8.27] [Warning: A powerful alien species is approaching. The other party is emitting a strong mating pheromone toward you.] Banxia: "???" [This AI assistant has automatically generated three options for you. One: Accept their courtship. The alien will excitedly take you back to its nest. Two: Reject their courtship. The alien will take you back to its nest anyway. Three: Run immediately. The alien 119kFavorites239.7kClicks/ch58.2kGifts

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    I remember when I first read this story, it was called "Courtship Period." I was lured in by the synopsis's "wanting to lay eggs." It was a mindless, sweet, mutually pampering story (that line "Entering you is like entering my hometown" is etched into my DNA???). Also, I didn't really like the later part of the story where they had many children.

30. 30 七 A Zerg for Seven Star Coins 七星币一只的虫族 Seven-Fruit Tea七果茶Danmei (BL)319k WordsCompleted [New bonus chapters: “When Muxi Has Memories of Two Lifetimes” and “If General Shi An Hadn't Died in Battle.”, August 26, 2024] When Muxi meets that female insect in the underground district, she's covered in blood and a complete mess. Her mismatched eyes stare straight at him, reminding him of the pedigreed cat at home. What kind of pedigreed cat gets this dirty? Muxi wants to clean the female insect up, so he buys her. [Stunningly beautiful, aloof male insect, top x reborn, formidable, stoi 108.7kFavorites212.7kClicks/ch49.1kGifts

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    Four and a half stars, the extra half star is for nostalgia. When I first came across this story, it perfectly satisfied my dominant-dominant fantasies and perfectly matched my fantasy of a doting husband. Yes, I said, this is how a submissive husband should be! This is how a husband should love his wife!

31. 31 穿 After Reincarnating as a Villainous Cannon-Fodder Male Insect [Insectoid] 穿成反派炮灰雄虫后[虫族] Grain Herder牧粮人Danmei (BL)368k WordsCompleted This story is set in a fictional world and has no connection to reality. Please don't read it as a reflection of real life. Synopsis: After transmigrating into an insectoid novel, Lu Mo is told to play the role of a scum male insect cannon fodder without breaking character. The original owner was cruel and ruthless, stupid as a rock, and lazy to boot! Lu Mo coldly carries out every instruction. Watching the female insect's face grow more 104.2kFavorites251.4kClicks/ch47.1kGifts

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    Why isn't there a 4.5-Star rating?! The writing is actually quite immature, but I really like the premise, so I included it. I absolutely adore Ling! A possessive, white-haired bottom! A very sweet and mutually affectionate story.

32. 32 我 I Got the Emperor Pregnant 我让皇帝怀孕了 Chang Le Si Yang长乐思央Danmei (BL)389k WordsCompleted Song Zi is the young master of the Prime Minister's household. Slow-witted by nature, he is timid and afraid of trouble. The boldest thing he has ever done is fall for the breathtaking beauty he met at first sight in the Cold Palace. Deep in love, Song Zi grits his teeth in secret: The emperor is a lunatic who kills anyone who spends the night with him. It would be a shame to let the beauty waste his youth. A year later, the beauty tells Song Zi in a sweet voice that he is pregnant. Song Zi is s 90.6kFavorites208.4kClicks/ch78.8kGifts

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    Strictly speaking, this story satisfies my yandere (obsessive and possessive) uke (bottom) fantasy, but it's actually a mutual pampering story throughout, with the seme (top) showing strong affection for the uke. On my second read, I felt the uke's yandere tendencies weren't well-controlled; he came across as a bit of a mentally unstable person (quite inexplicably). It's a sweet, mindless, mutually pampering story.

33. 33 反 The Villainous Tycoon Is Carrying My Egg 反派大佬怀了我的蛋 Lang Buzhi郎不知Danmei (BL)115k WordsCompleted [Thanks to all the lovely readers for supporting the official version. Check out my other top-protagonist stories in my author page~] Lin Yu is transported into a book. The ultimate villain in the story, Yan Zihan, is a terrifying lunatic who makes everyone tremble in fear. His greatest secret, and the one thing he can’t stand being reminded of, is that he’s a mixed-blood female insect. His enemies find a stupid male insect from who knows where and send him to Yan Zihan to humiliate him. Then Ya 87.5kFavorites217.4kClicks/ch43.3kGifts

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    I'd give it 3.5 Stars, but 4 stars feels a bit too much. I really liked the premise, but I especially disliked the part where the protagonist gets pregnant and the other guy takes care of him; it felt weird. And the scene with the random passerby, You Wen, was incredibly awkward. The plot progression was also very inexplicable.

34. 34 翡21+ Jade Green 翡色 Lots of Hair头发多多Multi-Orientation408k WordsCompleted 86.8kFavorites109.7kClicks/ch35.5kGifts

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    I really loved the beginning of the 3.5-Star review! The uke was practically the seme's dog, always at his beck and call, and incredibly obedient. But after the seme was imprisoned later, I stopped liking it. I felt that if a seme is weak, he'll stay weak; if a seme is strong, he'll stay strong. What kind of seme is this, somewhere in between? The romance in the second half felt strangely convoluted (since the seme was really being replaced by the main character, I don't think he'd actually like the uke that much). Because the beginning was so captivating, I subscribed to the whole thing. But reading the later parts, my defenses crumbled, and I almost wanted to yell "Damn it, refund my money!"

35. 35 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Went After the Male Lead's Love Interest 穿书后我攻了主角攻 Ye Linchuan叶霖川Danmei (BL)110k WordsCompleted [Reader’s note: First-person narration from the attacker’s perspective. The cover is a commissioned character illustration, so enjoy it alongside the story!] I transmigrated into the soft rice-eating ex-husband attacker in the outline of a novel where the protagonist switches partners. As a tool for the protagonist, the receiver, to pretend to be an Alpha while actually being an Omega, I was his ex-husband who loved only his money, not him. When everyone turned against him and his career hit ro 77.1kFavorites128kClicks/ch53.1kGifts

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    Four and a half stars! A very cute and sweet treat. Especially delicious. Gu Wenzheng is a very doting and domineering CEO/wife.

36. 36 路 A Collection of Ordinary Guys Rising to the Top 路人攻上位合集 Chen Kexiu陈可羞Danmei (BL)681k WordsCompleted ■ Thanks for supporting the official release. Comments from readers of pirated copies will be deleted. ■ Gong's point of view ■ Scroll down for content warnings before reading World 1: Li Mingrang's father died of illness, leaving him completely alone. Burdened with debt, he moved into the wealthy family's home where his father had worked, going to school while working himself to the bone to earn money. The rich family's young master, Li Yun, lived a completely different life. One meal cost hal 64kFavorites122kClicks/ch40.5kGifts

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    I like the first world the most because the first story made me feel like the protagonist was a spoiled wife, and the other protagonist had him completely under his control. Plus, the other protagonist was poor. Yes, I'm exactly the kind of person who likes poor protagonists and spoiled wives.

37. 37 虫 The Model Male Insect 虫族之模范雄虫 Grain Herder牧粮人Danmei (BL)239k WordsCompleted This story is set in a fictional world and has no connection to reality. Please don't draw parallels to real life. Please follow my upcoming top book: Reborn as a Beta, He Marked a Top Alpha. Mwah! This book will be published on November 11. Mwah! Here's the blurb: Lu Xi transmigrates two thousand years into the past. At that time, male insects are generally weak and small, so a tall, powerful male insect like Lu Xi seems very... Very much like a female insect who has gone insane with desire for 62.5kFavorites85.6kClicks/ch27.9kGifts

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    3.5 Stars. The writing is even worse than "Cannon Fodder Male Insect" (at least I could read that one based on the setting). It's obvious the author lost motivation. Both stories suffer from the author's tendency to inexplicably include sentimental descriptions followed by moralizing, making the writing feel disjointed. I was lured in by the synopsis, but overall it's alright, a slightly above-average sweet story.

38. 38 又 Another Spring 又一春 Da Feng Gua Guo大风刮过Danmei (BL)153k WordsCompleted My name is Ma Xiaodong, a young man who transmigrated. Theme: 44.4kFavorites344.6kClicks/ch4.1kGifts

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    I hate you so much, Da Feng Gua Guo. This is probably the first and only harem novel I've ever finished reading, even though the romance is a pure 1v1 (I really hate it so much!). My little prince!!! (Summoning his spirit!!!)

39. 39 一 A Beta Everyone Is Madly in Love With 一个被疯狂求爱的beta Chou Chuan酬川Danmei (BL)621k WordsCompleted On an utterly ordinary day, Yang An was hit by a car on his way out. When he woke up, he discovered that he had transmigrated into a strange world where gender was divided into Alpha, Beta, and Omega. Here, his father was dead, his mother had left, and he had no money or home. He grew up in an interstellar orphanage. At first, he thought he had been reincarnated in a baby's body, but later he realized he might have transmigrated into a novel called "Meeting You Again, My Childhood Friend" as a 36.2kFavorites77kClicks/ch15kGifts

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    I was drawn in by the synopsis! Yandere protagonists are my eternal love! The only downside is that the story felt a bit flat. When it ended, I had this feeling: "Huh? That's it? Just some sweet moments? What about the plot development? Weren't there any conflicts?" But it's definitely a decent sweet story, it's just that the kiss at chapter 80 to confirm their feelings was a bit too slow.

40. 40 论21+ A Collection of Hot Forum Posts 论坛热贴收录合集丨 LingziSama柃子SamaDanmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted 26.4kFavorites41.1kClicks/ch18.3kGifts

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    Top 10 Hottest Posts - I Absolutely Love It! Aigo's Two Adorably Cute Babies

41. 41 论 On the Scum Tops' Rebirth 论渣攻们重生以后 LingziSama柃子SamaDanmei (BL)377k WordsCompleted (Writing takes a lot of effort, so thank you, darlings, for supporting the official version! If you read pirated copies, please don't come here to comment. (Bows)) Blurb: What kind of change can being reborn bring to a person? There are always a few scumbags in this world. They're selfish and unfeeling, and they take pleasure in playing with other people's sincere feelings. What would happen if they got reborn? * Arc One: The ungrateful scumbag gong who coaxed the shou into quitting school in hi 25.7kFavorites59kClicks/ch4.4kGifts

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    It's overhyped; I only started reading it because so many people recommended it, but I think the writing is just so-so. It's not good at all; I skipped many chapters after reading the beginning. It's like bland, tasteless water.

42. 42 意 I Accidentally Marked My Archrival 意外标记了死对头 Lang Buzhi郎不知Danmei (BL)81k WordsCompleted [Top protagonist. A short story. Check out my upcoming top-protagonist quick transmigration novel in my author profile!] Fu Xinghe thinks Shen Ye must hate him. Otherwise, why would the school’s most famous prodigy have always picked on him, even back in middle school? He’d get angry just because Fu Xinghe talked to someone else for a little too long. But Fu Xinghe never expected that years later, he’d happen to stumble upon Shen Ye going into heat unexpectedly. By then, Shen Ye had become the 18.3kFavorites29kClicks/ch9.2kGifts

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    Actually, this story is a bit convoluted, much like "The Villainous Boss," which I think might be due to the author's writing style. I don't really care about the uke fighting the seme; I only care about how much he loves her. In this story, Shen Ye loves Fu Xinghe very much, and I especially loved their heat scenes—they were both sweet and cheesy. So, the flaws don't detract from the overall quality.

43. 43 世 The World Is Forcing Me to Be Irresistible 世界在逼我苏 The Man God Who Replies in Seconds秒回男神Danmei (BL)168k WordsCompleted Yu Miao is shy and earnest. His System is also quiet and serious. But the worlds he randomly lands in and the missions he randomly triggers are all unbelievably hard to describe? Content warnings: The author has a wild imagination. The protagonist is a shy, delicate top with a tendency to cry. If you don’t like that, don’t read this top-focused story. 14.2kFavorites47.7kClicks/ch5.8kGifts

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    I hesitated for a moment about whether to give it four and a half stars, but then decided against it. I really enjoyed the Zerg world, and I think the author did a great job! The food was incredibly satisfying, but the later part of the story got a bit off.

44. 44 失 After I Lost My Memory, My Archrival Confessed to Me 失忆后死对头和我表白了 LingziSama柃子SamaDanmei (BL)205k WordsCompleted [Coming soon: My Boyfriend Always Thinks I'm Delicate. Bookmarks welcome~] (Extra chapters updated) Synopsis: A month ago, Meng Yuyan and Zhong Jun were bitter rivals who couldn't stand each other. A month later, Meng Yuyan loses his memory in a car accident. He doesn't remember who he is, what his name is, or anything about his past. When Zhong Jun sees the person he used to dislike most looking up at him expectantly, he inexplicably starts lying to him, saying his name is Xiaoyu, that the tw 8.1kFavorites11.9kClicks/ch2kGifts

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    I agree! A nemesis can't be a wife... Such a cute little sweet story, two love-struck fools! (P. S. I only realized I called the bottom by the wrong name in the extra chapter; I always called him Zhong Yun.)

45. 45 染 The Fragrant-Dyed Fan 染香扇 Da Feng Gua Guo大风刮过No CP19k WordsCompleted He was the son of a prime minister, but he had failed the imperial examinations and fallen far down the rankings. By chance, he bought an old fan from a street stall, then accidentally wandered into a deserted manor in the wilderness outside the capital, where he met someone. Their meeting seemed as uneventful as still water, yet the old fan and the person in the manor appeared to be connected by some deep secret. What past lies hidden within the abandoned manor? And is the lonely figure who alw 6.9kFavorites91.2kClicks/ch1.2kGifts

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    Four and a half stars. A very short story; after reading it, I felt a bittersweet lingering feeling, like I wanted more.

46. 46 没 Airheaded and Not Interested in Romance 没头脑和不恋爱 MxsoDanmei (BL)38k WordsOngoing Updates whenever inspiration strikes. Completion date unknown. Xiang Yang, a first-year university student. At the start of the semester, his best buddy threw himself headlong into chasing his goddess, dragging Xiang Yang along to follow her around every day. Apparently, the goddess used to have a boyfriend. His best buddy saw the guy as a great enemy and dug up every last detail about the ex. Every day, he went on about it in Xiang Yang's ear: Best buddy: Liao Chenzhou isn't good enough for m 332Favorites1.3kClicks/ch132Gifts

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    The one star I removed is the tears I shed on West Lake after the author abandoned the story. It perfectly matches my fantasies; the little sun puppy gong is just too delicious! Sunny! My dear Sunny! I'm doomed if I can't have a little sun puppy gong (vomiting blood).

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