A Zombie Is Carrying My Child

I'm recommending my new serial, Raising a Little Chirper. Please add it to your library!

Blurb:

Qi Hao is a fourth-year archaeology student. He joins his professor's excavation team to investigate the tomb of King Yingyang, but gets separated from the team inside the tomb. There, he unexpectedly meets a pretty mute "young lady" from another school.

Though she can't speak and has a flat chest, she's beautiful, kind, and lovable. Qi Hao thinks he's fallen in love. After going to great lengths to win her over, he discovers:

At night, the young lady seems to have... no body heat...

And he's not a young lady at all.

Qi Hao: "..."

For a moment, he can't bring himself to accept the truth.

After rejoining the excavation team, he meets the real mute upperclasswoman. Then he looks at the pretty little... brother beside him, whose stomach is slightly rounded and who bares his fangs whenever he gets angry. Qi Hao gazes up at the sky, sorrow filling his peach-blossom eyes.

"If you dare leave me, I'll bite you to death."

What do you do when a zombie won't leave you alone?

What else can you do? Keep him happy. You're the one who went after a zombie, after all.

Later, a junior in the archaeology department asks Qi Hao: "How was your first tomb excavation? It's hard for archaeology guys like us to find girlfriends, isn't it..."

Qi Hao: "Thanks for asking. My first tomb excavation was fine. I took care of a major life event right there in the tomb. Buy one, get one free, and I had a kid before graduation."

Junior: "???"

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Pre-release for an attack-focused fantasy romance, Raising a Little Chirper. Blurb:

Xie Sheng is a top-tier star, a current sensation with stunning looks and the most popular idol in the entertainment industry, bar none.

To the public, his company presents him as a cool, quiet, hardworking, talented singer and dancer, a beautiful boy adored by fans. In private, however, he's a compulsive chatterbox who talks to himself, with severe cleanliness issues. He's too afraid to even touch a cat. If he does, he washes his hands over and over, then nervously searches his clothes for cat hair.

One day, a friend sends him a bird: a lutino cockatiel.

"Aren't you planning to switch to acting? Director Chen has a role in his movie that's perfect for you. It has quite a few scenes where the character interacts with a bird. Here, spend some time bonding with the little guy. It'll help with your audition."

When Xie Sheng gets the bird, he feels as if ten thousand mammoths are stampeding through his heart.

Cockatiels have jaunty yellow crests and two round, rosy cheeks. They're the best-looking parrots around, and the perfect clingy pets...

But...

They shed a ton of feather dust! Especially during molting season!

Scratch their head, and a flurry of snowy white feather dust falls.

Chirp: My dander, I mean feather dust, loves you too~ Chirp!

Xie Sheng, losing it: I can't live like this anymore.

When he first gets the bird:

Xie Sheng's inner monologue: "Send it away! I'll send it away tomorrow." "I can't live like this anymore!" "I'm just an emotionless food dispenser!" "Don't come over here, don't come over here. I'm warning you, don't cling to me!" "Somebody get a cat and make it get rid of this thing!"

Later...

He's hooked.

Also known as: My Husband and I Are Both Afraid of Cats.

We're afraid of dogs too.

Xie Sheng (Qi Hao) x Ming Yu (A Yu, Chirpy)

Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way. Human determination can triumph over fate. No matter the circumstances, never give up lightly; fight against cruel fate to the end.