The Ridiculous Top Still Hasn't Gotten a Divorce

Lu Yanzhi transmigrates into a book, becoming a handsome college student who has a marriage contract with the sinister antagonist, Qin Zhiye. In the book, the college student relies on his good looks to play the field behind the antagonist’s back, using the allowance the antagonist gives him to keep a roster of lovers. He breaks their marriage agreement and ends up suffering a terrible revenge at the antagonist’s hands! When Lu Yanzhi arrives, it’s the middle of the night and he’s sneaking out to meet a handsome guy. The antagonist catches him red-handed. Lu Yanzhi: ... Lu Yanzhi presses a finger to his lips and whispers mysteriously, “Come on! Join us! You block off that side. We’ll catch the cat thief together!” The antagonist Qin Zhiye: “...Are you serious?” The next day, #Shocking! Canxing CEO Qin Zhiye Gets Up at Two in the Morning to Catch a Cat Thief with His Neighbors# makes the feel-good news, and Canxing Group’s stock price soars. Also, the original owner’s fans, whom he’d flirted with on livestream, travel a thousand miles to see him. The original owner paid for their plane tickets, and the villa they’re staying in belongs to the antagonist. When Qin Zhiye returns to the villa, he happens to see Lu Yanzhi give the fan a roguish smile. “How does it feel to study advanced math in such a beautiful villa?” The fan cries, “I was wrong about you! You tricked me into coming here just to help you with your homework!” After being betrayed by his family, Qin Zhiye grew cold and ruthless, expanding his business empire and showing no mercy to his enemies. Only after falling in love with younger seme Lu Yanzhi does he change completely and rediscover the joys of life. Qin Zhiye: He has to keep up with the times and learn the latest slang. He can’t let the gap between him and the young folks get too big! When Lu Yanzhi says goodbye to yet another lover, Qin Zhiye loosens his tie. “Hey, cutie. You’re trying to get my attention again.” After kissing him forcefully in public, Qin Zhiye’s ears turn red. He gives Lu Yanzhi a warning look. “You got what you wanted. Are you satisfied with that kiss?” Lu Yanzhi: ? Looks like he won’t be able to get divorced! The original male lead: ?? Why is the antagonist acting like this! * Next novel: They Compete for Love While I Get Rich Gu Mingce, a high-tech workaholic, transmigrates into a harem battle novel as the Nth seme. He’s also a useless rich second-generation supporting character, whose overseas degree was even faked by his team. His parents’ company is on the verge of bankruptcy, putting him at the bottom of the semes’ pecking order. Gu Mingce: Oh. Why fight over the protagonist uke? Getting rich is way better than competing for love. And then Seme One: You can’t afford the birthday drone show tonight, can you? Gu Mingce: Heh. Bet you didn’t know! Those are his company’s products. Seme Two: I booked the most expensive private screening at Journey to the West Studios. What, he turned down your date invitation, didn’t he? Gu Mingce: That’s right. Heh, he built the studio. Seme Three: Don’t blame me for driving up the auction price. With your family’s finances, you should be cutting costs and finding new sources of income. Gu Mingce: Sure, thanks. Ha! That antique belongs to his assistant. Later, everyone finds out he’s been secretly getting rich! Seme One: You have such a brilliant mind. Would you join me for dinner? Seme Two: When is the studio’s second phase opening? Why did you acquire all the IPs I like? Is it to get my attention? Seme Three: You lied to me. Have you thought about how you’ll make it up to me? I’ll punish you by making you send me pictures of your abs every day. Gu Mingce: ? Go get help. Only the novel’s main antagonist, his assistant Zhou Junye, is different. He’s stern and refined, devoted to his career, and not the least bit lovesick. He isn’t dark, sensitive, volatile, or antisocial like he is in the book. He’s also very enthusiastic about working himself to the bone alongside Gu Mingce, who admires him greatly! After that night, Gu Mingce decides to work just as hard at love. Looking at the novel, Gu Mingce gives a proud smile. “They’re all 188, and I’m 192! I win!” Zhou Junye gives him an indulgent look. “Mm-hm.” When Gu Mingce gets further into the book, he starts to ponder. “What, they’re all at it seven times? Then I’ll have to double that!” Zhou Junye abruptly pauses, then says softly, “You really don’t have to work that hard...” Theme: No matter what life brings, stay cheerful and face it with a positive attitude. Pull people out of misery and bring joy to the world with silliness.